The Totally Irrational Crush Thread

[Liz]

I have a totally irrational crush on a guy I've never seen a photo of.
Can that happen?
Another crush, Billie Joe from Greenday. :p

[*M!]

haha - it probably can - i think i understand... don't know if it's happened to me exactly like that before though...

hmmm...

i have a crush on House - he's... everything :D

*M!

[Liz]

I have a crush on his assistant. the blonde one.
Yummy. :p

[*M!]

Jesse Spencer? (Chase?!)

no way - if i had to crush on another house cast member it'd be either the female assistant, the other doctor (the one who was in Dead Poets Society back in the day), his ex wife or the chief of staff...

Jesse spencer is average at best...

*M!

[Liz]

Haha, that's the one.
Well *M, you seem to dsiagree with me on all my crushes. :p

[*M!]

that's alright - less competition :p

*M!

[Liz]

Well, they're all totally irrational crushes so there is never going to be competition anyway. :) I think the guys I like are a little young for you anyway *M! :p

[*M!]

i like younger men (as a general rule) but i suppose 15, 16 year olds are a little TOO young at the moment... :p

thanks for reminding me Liz :p

*M!

[Liz]

Or 14 years olds.
I take that back! :p

[*M!]

he's 14 :O

that means you like younger men too :p

*M!

[Liz]

I Take It All Back!

[*M!]

are you implying that it's someone on the board Liz?

:O

:p

*M!

[Liz]

Sssshhhhh.... :p
Edit your post now!!!!!
I'm editing my previous one. :)

[*M!]

you could have just replied - no... they don't post on the board!

:p

i'm not editing!

*M!

[Liz]

No - they don't post on the board.

Is it too late? :p

[KillingInTheNameOf]

Hmm Im surprised Riss hasnt ventured in here recently . . .

[The Dying Start]

Who are your Totally Irrational Crushes, Grumski?

[KillingInTheNameOf]

You are Glenn :p

Nah atm I'll take what I can lol

[KillingInTheNameOf]

oooooooh looks like Riss has some competition

mystery man, if you're out there listening. YOU ARE AMAZING!

please not that mystery man isnt actually his name lol

[Marv From NZ]

I have a crush on Shane Bonds exceptional cricketing talent, in particular his bowling.

[KillingInTheNameOf]

Im actually rather envious of his wicket keeping . . .

[Marv From NZ]

That would be Brendon McCullum poobum. I remember a few weeks ago on Pulp Sport (A funny take on sports), the guys had this dare that whoever lost this cointoss had to drink water from Brendon McCullums box after he had played in it all day. TASTY.................

[KillingInTheNameOf]

I know who their keeper is Marvan :p

Haha thats rather wrong .. .

[Marv From NZ]

Funny guy.....funny guy. All fun and games till someone gets their doodle mis-doodled.

[worry_rock]

Hmm Im surprised Riss hasnt ventured in here recently . . .

I already have a boyfriend you fat dyke.

..............David Hille. He's so dreamy :p

oooooooh looks like Riss has some competition


huh?

[KillingInTheNameOf]

What I quoted is what another girl said about him

[The Dying Start]

You are Glenn :p

I KNEW IT!

[Erik]

i think i have a crush on Erik, his hot...Glenn is alright too

[The Dying Start]

Amen to that!

[Neryssah]

Swoon.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/cybele_malinowski/246294091/

[The Dying Start]

Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

[Neryssah]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssss!

[The Dying Start]

You're a sick woman!

[Neryssah]

So I've heard :p

[hillaas]

I have a new totally irrational crust on Steph (http://www.myspace.com/releace) from The White Room.

[cdejonge]

I have a new totally irrational crust on Steph (http://www.myspace.com/releace) from The White Room.haha, many TWR fans do :p

[hillaas]

Even the ladies?

[cdejonge]

Even the ladies?If they're smart, I reckon they would :p

[hillaas]

A freaky crush. (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=28109290&imageID=214874670)

[Julian]

Keep your beastiality out of this thread Anrde :p

[Aaron]

I just got back fom a Grates gig. Patience is adorable. That is all. *Dreamy*

[mel_bound]

http://img286.imageshack.us/img286/9761/andystrachan500bn8.jpg

No, the drums! I have a totally irrational crush on those damn sexy sparkly blue drums. *sigh*

ohyeah and I guess the guy is a bit of alright too :p

[hillaas]

If you had to choose ONE Mel, which one would it be?

[worry_rock]

I just got back fom a Grates gig. Patience is adorable. That is all. *Dreamy*

Bad Aaron, BAD!! I really don't like her. In her defence, I'm judging her on one tv quiz show appearance...but STILL, she shits me.

[mel_bound]

If you had to choose ONE Mel, which one would it be?
Guess. drum aren't *that* expensive are they?! :P

[hillaas]

Not as expensive as a rock star :p

[mel_bound]

Not as expensive as a rock star :p

I meant that I could get one, and then get the other later by buying the drums. *cough* oops :p

[hillaas]

ME = lost?!?

[mel_bound]

Don't worry about it then :p

[hillaas]

I have a crush on those black glasses that Scotty wears in the WER or SS clip (one one of those songs). The black rimmed ones. I want em!

[The Dying Start]

http://www.boudist.com/gallery/d/36023-2/IMG_7112.jpg

[Neryssah]

http://i9.tinypic.com/2s7juia.jpg

[Julian]

Bad Aaron, BAD!! I really don't like her. In her defence, I'm judging her on one tv quiz show appearance...but STILL, she shits me.
Hahaha shes fucking great(No pun intended). On The Grates LATW she's hillarious. I love how she was explaining how she fell over
Patience:No one saw that, did they?
Someone in crowd:Yeess
Patience:No way, it was so smooth it was like I was ummm......chocolate?

[Erik]

http://www.boudist.com/gallery/d/36023-2/IMG_7112.jpg

i concur

:)

[The Dying Start]

Thankyou Erik! I will attempt to bring more love to the table in future...

[Strider]

little birdie?

[hillaas]

http://www.boudist.com/gallery/d/36023-2/IMG_7112.jpg

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[AlinaPOW]

I have a crush on this photo...

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i133/llama_on_film/Zombie%20Ghost%20Train/MeandAzzy-1.jpg

Just 'coz i'm being hugged and it was funny :)

[Aaron]

Bad Aaron, BAD!! I really don't like her. In her defence, I'm judging her on one tv quiz show appearance...but STILL, she shits me.
Haha, yeah, I know not everyone's a fan. She'd get on my nerves being like that all the time though.

[The Dying Start]

http://www.littlebirdy.net/LBfiles/images/Little_Birdy_Katy3.jpg

http://www.littlebirdy.net/LBfiles/images/tour68.jpg

http://www.littlebirdy.net/LBfiles/images/fan45.jpg

[jodiexxllewellyn]

I have an unhealthy infatuation with Chris Cheney.
There you go, I said it.

Hmmm.... ditto.

[Erik]

[img]http://www.littlebirdy.net/LBfiles/images/tour68.jpg



out of those 3, my fav

[Loo C]

Rational crushes:
Chris Cheney
Rockstar Matty (even more so because I just found out his middle name is Kirk! But I won't steal him off Kylie, I promise)
Ryan O'Keefe from the Sydney Swans
Harry Kewell


Irrational:
An English teacher (named Kirk)
Adam Gilchrist
Dr House

[The Dying Start]

http://www.centerfold.it/images/Strip_cassidey/cassideystrip2/images/casrdbkniws038_jpg.jpg

[Jake]

Glenn, who are these photos of?

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

I dont think I like rockstar matty anymore, now he's become more popular with the ladies.

Maybe I have a crush on this retired roadie guy that I know, except 30 years ago. Yeah.

[Colezy]

Glenn, who are these photos of?
Not sure of the last one (girl in the red) but the others are of Katy Steel from Little Birdy :)

[chainsaw cheney]

hehe here we go... i'll forget some i bet hehe. no particular order...

James Bourne
Tom DeLonge
Billie Joe Armstrong
Chris Cheney
Andy Strachan
Jared Leto
Bam Margera
Andy Roddick
Alex Turner
Ben Lee


Hm... thats all my ol' snail can think of. hehe

[AlinaPOW]

Hugh Jackman. As Wolverine.

[*M!]

i just watched some of dancing with the stars 'cause my brother wanted the computer for a minute and that Chess player chick reminded me that when i was littler (it's hard to imagine i know) i had a crush on Jessica Rabbit from who framed Roger Rabbit! :)

"i'm not bad, i'm just drawn that way"

HOTT! :p

*M!

[The Dying Start]

Hottest photo of Tom DeLonge EVER!
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~frank.thomas/photos/Tom_Hot.jpg

[fordchick888]

unfortunately i have heaps of irrational crushes, weirdest one, which even surprises me is James Mathison from idol (stupid dreams!):confused:

more irrational:
Hugh Laurie from House, Homer simpson, James Brayshaw & Jason Akermanis

"normal" (subject to taste)
Joaquin phoenix, Zack Braff, Dave Grohl (rock god!), Craig Lowndes, Owen Wilson, Kiefer Sutherland

sucker for a funny man though :p

[*M!]

owen wilson makes me gag...

:(

i think i agree with all the irrational ones you listed more than the "normal" ones :p

peoples crushes are interesting insight into their brains :p

*M!

[The Dying Start]

Hugh Laurie

He's alright when he isn't playing a scruff. He was pretty damn spunky in early early stuff like Blackadder etc.


owen wilson makes me gag...

Tell him not to be so rough then!

[AlinaPOW]

i just watched some of dancing with the stars 'cause my brother wanted the computer for a minute and that Chess player chick reminded me that when i was littler (it's hard to imagine i know) i had a crush on Jessica Rabbit from who framed Roger Rabbit! :)

"i'm not bad, i'm just drawn that way"

HOTT! :p

*M!


I actually always had quite a thing for Roger in his red pants :)

[*M!]

hehe was it the pants or the character himself Alina?

roger was pretty great actually - but i preferred his wife :D
hehe

hooray!

*M!

[AlinaPOW]

More Roger than the pants actually. But you gotta admit, he was one stylish character.

[State_Of_Emergency]

.... all im gonna point out

i wish Chris Cheney was younger.. i wish they all had a dvd called "the life of the living end" all about them as babies, and kids, and stuff.. aww, it'd be cute!

... lol

[mel_bound]

.... all im gonna point out

i wish Chris Cheney was younger.. i wish they all had a dvd called "the life of the living end" all about them as babies, and kids, and stuff.. aww, it'd be cute!

... lol

we do have 2 baby photos and school photos of Chris and Scott.. I'm still waiting on those lazy adelaidians for some more school photos ;)

[AlinaPOW]

God, those lazy lazy Adeladiens.
Maybe you should do something about it Mel. You have two options:
a) bribes
OR
b) spend the money you would've spent on bribes on a return trip to adelaide, get the photos yourself and as a bonus, you get to walk where Andy walked!

[mel_bound]

I'd go for bribes. I've already been to Andylaide twice and I don't really wanna go back :p

[AlinaPOW]

Ah really? The pilgrimage wasn't satisfying?

[mel_bound]

It was a long time ago, before I discovered TLE... Rundle Mall is about it when it comes to Adelaide :p

[*M!]

i just thought of 2 more crushes i have :O will this list never end!

i have the hots for 2 of the judges on the New Inventors:
James Bradfield Moodie (L)
Alison Page

they're great!

:D

*M!

[Julian]

There was someone I was meant to post in here but I had a mental blank and I can't remember argh.

The skateboarding thread reminded me of Ryan Sheckler
Oh and someone you all don't know!

[The Dying Start]

http://i.timeinc.net/teenpeople/images/2004/25hottest/profile_keira.jpg

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d144/doctor_strangelove/beautiful%20girls/knightley.jpg

http://blog.booble.com/images/keira-knightley.jpg

[May]

http://blog.booble.com/images/keira-knightley.jpg

Are they zits or shaving stubble in that last one Glenn?
Normally she's not too bad. Tho the pretentious pout shits me.

[Jake]

She has an odd shaped jaw (I noticed this while watching Pride and Prejudice just then..which is shit btw), and because of that, her smile is very unique. Looks good though, and good body in Bend It Like Beckham.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

no waiiiiz I love pride and prejudice! Although I like the BBC one better, the one with Keira Knightly in it is still cool.

[The Dying Start]

She's fantastic in Domino..great flick...and i think you get a couple of nips for good measure.

[Jake]

Kylie, I love P+P, the book and the BBC version are the besterest (in my eyes Colin Firth always will be Mr Darcy...swoon...) but I reckon this film just ruined it. It dumbed it down for the Americans, Mr Bingley was shit, it wasn't loyal to the book (granted, it's hard to be with the time restraints) and the ending was just crap. I did like Dame Judi Dench as LCdB though, she was pretty damn good.

To make this on-topic-ish..Colin Firth is an oh-so-rational crush.

[AlinaPOW]

There was someone I was meant to post in here but I had a mental blank and I can't remember argh.

The skateboarding thread reminded me of Ryan Sheckler
Oh and someone you all don't know!

Woot, Sheckler! I got to see him at the Globe World Cup a couple of year back and he was quite the looker in person :)

[Mirm]

http://i.timeinc.net/teenpeople/images/2004/25hottest/profile_keira.jpg

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d144/doctor_strangelove/beautiful%20girls/knightley.jpg

http://blog.booble.com/images/keira-knightley.jpg

I guess she's hot. I used to hate her with a passion, but then I guess her cuteness consumes me or whatever. too bad about the zits in that last picture. Actually, she is just wearing altogether too much makeup in that picture.

[Steph Format]

it's not the makeup that grosses me out so much as the fact that she weighs like, ninety pounds.

[Mirm]

I think that really waify girls are kinda hot. And then I also think that girls with really good curves are hot too. I'm just easy to please!

[Steph Format]

yeah, it's hot when you can count all her ribs.

[Mirm]

yeah, i spose that is maybe a little bit too skinny.
i always thought kate moss was hot though, and shes wayyy too skinny.

[The Dying Start]

Knightley isn't THAT thin. She's just a tiny woman. They occur naturally on occasion.

And she has these really cute tiny widdle boobies. It's so nice.


Edit: I'd just like to clarify I'm not into child porn or anything. I just realised i needed to clarify this when i re-read what i wrote and was debating whether to use a child porn joke on myself. I'm a grot but really not that bad. Honest.

[worry_rock]

And she has these really cute tiny widdle boobies. It's so nice.

Edit: I'd just like to clarify I'm not into child porn or anything. I just realised i needed to clarify this when i re-read what i wrote and was debating whether to use a child porn joke on myself. I'm a grot but really not that bad. Honest.

aaaaahahaha.

Anyway, I have many crushes, but a really strange one that I just got over the past week?

Shaun (aka Simon Pegg) from Shaun Of The Dead. Seriously, what the fuck? He's just so adorable!

[Neryssah]

Sabina Kelley.
The end.

:D

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

has anyone mentioned cartoon characters yet? Trent from Daria would be so hot if he was real.

[Julian]

Agreed!---------

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

also, I saw these really really gay guys on the bus today. They were so hot.

[Erik]

movember is coming up so i have a feeling a lot more chicks will be mentioning my name when i get my mo up to speed

[Julian]

http://bobevans.com.au/images/bobevanspromo2.jpg
http://bobevans.com.au/images/be7London.jpg
http://bobevans.com.au/images/be1London.jpg
http://bobevans.com.au/images/bobevanspromo1.jpg
*drools*

[Jake]

A guy at the party last night, Darren was drool-tastic. Really tall but pathetic arms, so that put me off a bit. Then he ate some garlic-y pitta bread and remembered he was allergic to it and spent all night chucking up.

Also, another guy, Chris, from Glasgow. With a soft Scottish accent. Ho hum.

[worry_rock]

Julian, HELL YES!!

[KillingInTheNameOf]

Riss totally has a thing for me

[cdejonge]

Like a hate thing?

[KillingInTheNameOf]

Its a love hate thing really Cammy :p

[Mirm]

has anyone mentioned cartoon characters yet? Trent from Daria would be so hot if he was real.

except for the fact that I don't think he showers, yeah, he's hot.

[chainsaw cheney]

timon the meerkat!!

[*M!]

has anyone mentioned cartoon characters yet? Trent from Daria would be so hot if he was real.

yeah Kylie, there has been a touch more than a smattering of cartoon love in this thread...

i should know - i post too many of them... :O

hehehe - you're right about Trent from Daria though...

there were a couple of people where i went to uni that reminded me of him... ahhh - good times! :)

*M!

[chainsaw cheney]

yes... yes... definately... hugh laurie :D

[Neryssah]

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j90/DementedAreGoGo/Peacocks/VicGUITAR.jpg

[Kimjar]

My totally irrational crush just kissed me on the lips. Hells yeah. *swoons*

[State_Of_Emergency]

ooooo kool :D

[KillingInTheNameOf]

My totally irrational crush just kissed me on the lips. Hells yeah. *swoons*

haha how is that irrational then?

[Emily]

timon the meerkat!!

HELL YES!! ...i mean, o yer. maybe:rolleyes:

[Kimjar]

haha how is that irrational then?

Coz he's the singer/guitarist of the band that I just took promotional photos for. And coz he's my mate.

[KillingInTheNameOf]

haha well i got several kisses from my totally rational crush y/day hehe

[AlinaPOW]

Now HOW, how on earth did i forget this man...?

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i133/llama_on_film/tim_rogers_narrowweb__200x322.jpg

[Erin]

:eek: how could we???

[AlinaPOW]

I know!!
I got bored in maths and drew a picture of him off of a particularly studly photo.

[Ambs]

hmm... about time I think...

here's a few...

http://www.beat.com.au/img/article/1024_tripod.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/ambsmusicpics/chrisreow.jpg

Please don't ask why, 'cause I really don't understand it, but yes I DO think he's cute! I like my nerds though! haha

http://www.melbournestage.com.au/media/apr_06/scott.jpg

Definately post worthy... yessmmm

http://www.3pod.com.au/podhome/gfx/photos/k.jpg

[Ambs]

and we'll juust keep on goin alomng yes we will...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/ambsmusicpics/chrisandcarlsig.jpg

mmmm hot scottish men.... and this one is nnnoooooo exception!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/ambsmusicpics/781229047sg.jpg

[AlinaPOW]

And yet ANOTHER one i forgot...

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i133/llama_on_film/briansetzer.jpg

I'm kicking myself for forgetting those two...

[Erin]

hmm... about time I think...

here's a few...

http://www.beat.com.au/img/article/1024_tripod.jpg

http://www.3pod.com.au/podhome/gfx/photos/k.jpg

yay! people who share my love :D

[Billyasd]

Chrissie Amphlett, Sarah Blasko and Sarah Mcleod

[The Dying Start]

has anyone mentioned cartoon characters yet? Trent from Daria would be so hot if he was real.

I'm pretty sure this would have to be the only cartoon character hot enough to have a Vibrator named after her...

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a25/xcilliexgalx96/jessica_rabbit.jpg

Sorry about the pic there seem to be fuck all decent pics.

[*M!]

hey - i posted Jessica Rabbit the other week!

hoorah - and yes - she's hot! (perhaps hot enough for two "t's" - but that's noob territory!)

*M!

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

Is jessica rabbit meant to be some very stylised rabbit or a human? Because roger rabbit is definitely a rabbit? Its weird in both instances because if she's a rabbit its weird that people think a cartoon rabbit is hot. If she's a human its weird because she was married to a rabbit...

[*M!]

i think she was supposed to be a human...

*shrugs*

i never analysed it that much!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bd/Jessica_rabbit.jpg
"I'm not bad...I'm just drawn that way..."

Rabbit would be her married name though - surely

i can't find any more information... i juke the pic i posted better than the one Glenn posted though!

:p

*M!

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

wikipedia says that in the movie she was a human, which means she was married to a rabbit, the sicko!

[The Dying Start]

A little beastiality goes a long way...

[skitbra]

I'm pretty sure this would have to be the only cartoon character hot enough to have a Vibrator named after her...


You can get Hello Kitty vibrators.

And on that topic, random but interesting nonetheless - apparently whatever they add to soften the plastic used to make dildos is carcinogenic.

[The Dying Start]

You can get hello Kitty everything!

And everything in the world is carcinogenic. But i'm glad we've got a vibrator efficionado on here! :p

[-George-]

I have a major crush on my ex-boyfriend :(

[Jake]

Last night it came out that one guy had a crush on Ariel, Pandora and..someone else. All cartoon characters. Then we got into a conversation about how he would fornicate with Ariel (establishing he couldn't and that it was just a love thing, not sex), and moved swiftly on to Sebastian the ghetto crab...

[The Dying Start]

Hahahahahahha. Varying levels of wrongness. I like it.

[Mirm]

I once saw this porno cartoon where this guy had sex with a mermaid. obviously you can just lift up a scale somewhere and poke away in there.
I dont know where a merman's thingie comes from though.

[The Dying Start]

Hahahahahahahaha. Fucken hell that made me guffaw.

[Mirm]

Would a merman's shlong be scaled?

[KillingInTheNameOf]

If so i'd hate to be a mermaid lol

[Lowee]

Lol.

Even if Mermaids didn't have genitalia, the could no doubt hold their breath for quite a long time, that's gotta count for something.

As for irrational crushes, that girl that used to be on Home and Away (Kirsty?) but is now on the Pepsi ad really floats my boat.

[The Dying Start]

Even if Mermaids didn't have genitalia, the could no doubt hold their breath for quite a long time, that's gotta count for something.

Hahahahahahaha. I'll pay that, you sick fuck! :p

[chainsaw cheney]

i got a crush on a girl in america.

[Lowee]

Would a merman's shlong be scaled?

Nah, you'd draw it full size.

[The Dying Start]

Oh hell. He's on FIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!

[mel_bound]

Nah, you'd draw it full size.

Hahahahahaha! That was terrible!!! hahaha.

[The Dying Start]

Terribly good!

[Lowee]

I know, I was cringing as I wrote it!

[The Dying Start]

Shame on you. It was quality!

[Ambs]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/tripod_ally/nudedp.jpg

[Mirm]

Yeah.. k.
Dude's butts are so gross.

[KillingInTheNameOf]

And yours is so much more prettier i spose?

[The Dying Start]

I bet it is.


I vote that Miriam post her butt.

[Mirm]

Maybe after I go cycling for about a week.
the ol' caboose aint what she used to be.
But still, i like my butt more than I like that guys butt. But I like my boyfriend's butt more than i like mine. But i guess he doesnt count in the "dudes butts are gross" thing, because he's my boyfriend and i get to touch his butt whenever i want.

[The Dying Start]

My butt is gross. But the rest of me is exceptional.

[Mirm]

then its a good thing nobody forces you to walk around in chaps with nothing under them.

[Julian]

Sure is :p

I have an irrational crush on a boy at school. Well in theory it's not that irrational. He's gay but the opposite to what i'm usually attracted to.

I also have a less irrational crushes on Hamish Blake, Zach Braff and Natalie Portman.

[Colezy]

Mmmm, Hamish Blake :)

[Lowee]

Speaking of irrational crushes:

http://hindustantimes.com/news/181_1711610,00110002.htm

[hillaas]

Mmmm boy from school.

[Caity]

Mmmmmm Hamish and Zach Braff.

[Sarah]

I have an very irrational crush on a singer in a local band. You know the kind of crush where you can't stop looking at them, but never in a million years would you actually want to be with them/have a chance to be with them :)

[Emily]

mmmmmmmmmm most people mentioned in this thread...

in fact after reading it im pretty sure theres a druel patch on the carpet :)

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

I AM IN LOVE WITH MANU FROM READY STEADY COOK!

mmm,daytime tv!

[Sofia]

Agreed, especially with that accent.

[Mirm]

watching ready steady cook is sort of like watching a fat loser wrap a hamster up in duct tape, and then have sex with it.
Like, you watch him wrap it up and you think "shit, this isnt going to end well at all", and then you're right.

[Colezy]

I have an very irrational crush on a singer in a local band. You know the kind of crush where you can't stop looking at them, but never in a million years would you actually want to be with them/have a chance to be with them :)
A local band, huh?! Do tell! :p

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

yes, ready steady cook is not particularly fun to watch...I guess it has appeal with bored housewives or something. BUT MANU! HAWWWTTTT.

[Emily]

i have a crush on Mirms picture...i love Black Books! and Bernard

[The Dying Start]

yes, ready steady cook is not particularly fun to watch...I guess it has appeal with bored housewives or something. BUT MANU! HAWWWTTTT.

I concur! All hail MANUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Julian]

Gotta love the accent!

[The Dying Start]

Oui monseiur!

http://readysteadycook.ten.com.au/media/chefs/623CECE1-0AA7-4A35-9651-4FF86CCB8C7A.jpg

[Erik]

there is this french lady at work, she has to be 20-24 years old...when she speaks to me i get a little turned on. She is very attractive too so really its a win win if she got with me

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

MANU does not ONLY have a hot accent and can cook but he can juggle as well. PACKAGE.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

I re-met this boy today but I think he is younger than I thought! Possibly 18...I dont care though...cutecutectutecute

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

omgz triple post, that is nauughty. Anyway I am in the mood for some good old fashion crap thread chattin' SOMEONE TALK TO ME!

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

I meant to put that post in the crap thread! FOUR POSTS IN ROW! SO NAUGHTY!

[Ambs]

haha, kylie you spaz...

I have one of those "I can't stop looking at you, even though I know I shouldn't be looking at you, even though you're kinda geeky" crushes, and its real bad! I think this guy is my new Chris...
*watches everyone faint with shock*

[Sarah]

damn, i need to get off days so i can watch some more day time tv!! i used to like the guy from fresh (the younger one, not the guy from burkes backyard), but i think hes a bit of a wanker now...

Nicole, its best if i don't say!! if i find a decent picture of him i might randomly put it in the picture thread one day :P

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

yeah, this guy is a little geeky but thats usually the type I go for.

eeee!

[AlinaPOW]

Last night it came out that one guy had a crush on Ariel, Pandora and..someone else. All cartoon characters. Then we got into a conversation about how he would fornicate with Ariel (establishing he couldn't and that it was just a love thing, not sex), and moved swiftly on to Sebastian the ghetto crab...

We got bored one lunchtime and ended up having an entire discussion about Wizard of Oz porn. That was a wacky lunchtime...

[Ally]

The guy who goes to the Reach workshops I do. He's pretty awesome. I got to "speed date" with him tonight, hahaha.

[mel_bound]

So many at the moment.. it's silly. :p
Good looking guy at school.. one of my friends is kinda strangely friendly..one of young teachers goddamnit. :p
And some of the drums in the new Billy Hydes catalogue, awesome.
And a certain drummer... :D

[Julian]

But I don't play the drums?

[mel_bound]

haha, with a joke like that I'd just have to add you to my list Julian :p

[Julian]

Score!made you look

[Colezy]

Nicole, its best if i don't say!! if i find a decent picture of him i might randomly put it in the picture thread one day :P
haha, ok then. I'll look out for it! :p

..one of young teachers goddamnit. :p

My sports science teacher isn't too bad! And I'm not the only one who thinks so! haha. Yeah, he's an awesome hockey player too. :)

There are a few guys at school that aren't bad either. Although, they're never the type that I'd go for. Ohhh and there is a guy from work who is very noice and I think that a few people have picked up on the fact that I think that too! Oh noes! :p

[Kimjar]

The man on the left. I've had a crush on him since I was liddle.

http://myspace-720.vo.llnwd.net/01365/02/71/1365671720_l.jpg

[The Dying Start]

Mez was an absolute GUN on Thank God You're Here tonight!

[Kimjar]

That he was. My mum thought I was gonna have a fit or something coz I was laughing so much.

[Colezy]

Ah crap. I forgot to watch it :(

[The Dying Start]

Awwwww...don't worry...there'll be a DVD eventually. And no doubt there will be a video up sometime this week on the net somewhere!

[Colezy]

Yeah, the TGYH site usually has one up ready for download at 12pm that night... I'll go and check!

[Colezy]

Yeah, its up and its Merricks one too!

[The Dying Start]

BONE ARSE!


*cough*

BONUS!

[Lowee]

Irrational crush:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crush_fetish

[The Dying Start]

Hahahaha...you're a weird one.

[Colezy]

Hmm. Weird.

[Jake]

A guy in the year below me is so cute, he's a swimmer apparently, and he's got perfect posture and is really proper. Awwww.

[Steph Format]

and the fact that he's English adds an extra "aww cute" element.

to some degree.

hm... I saw a guy dressed as Aladdin last night and DAMN he was hot. too bad there's about a 10:1 ratio for hot girls to hot guys around here.

[The Dying Start]

So go for a hot girl then.

[AlinaPOW]

Everyone at school is convinced that me and Ally are having a relationship. They've even started on an erotic novel about it. Ally has people miles away talking about her on pretty much a daily basis.
We're not though.

[Ally]

Everyone at school is convinced that me and Ally are having a relationship. They've even started on an erotic novel about it. Ally has people miles away talking about her on pretty much a daily basis.
We're not though.

Oh dear lord! *slaps forehead*

[KillingInTheNameOf]

Haha.

News to you was it Ally?

[Ally]

No.. not really. The bit about the novel is though.

[Jawn]

People once thought I was having a relationship with Jenifer Aniston once. But then they just realised that Brad Pitt looks like me.

[mel_bound]

Everyone at school is convinced that me and Ally are having a relationship. They've even started on an erotic novel about it. Ally has people miles away talking about her on pretty much a daily basis.
We're not though.

Bahahaha!! That's hilarious :D

[KillingInTheNameOf]

Oh ok.

Well sign me up for one :)




















:p

[*M!]

if you like brad pitt Jawn-y boy - my cyber love for you will have to end...
(unless people throwing up in your general direction is a turn-on of course)

:p

Jen Aniston isn't too bad though - if you looked like her i'd be way more pleased and into you!

*M!

[Jawn]

if you like brad pitt Jawn-y boy - my cyber love for you will have to end...
(unless people throwing up in your general direction is a turn-on of course)

:p

Jen Aniston isn't too bad though - if you looked like her i'd be way more pleased and into you!

*M!

I don't look like Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt tries to look like me. He fails.

[*M!]

oh - well that makes all the difference then - my crazy internet crush can continue

:p

*M!

[Jawn]

Yeah don't let Brad Pitt's failings stop you from loving me :p

[State_Of_Emergency]

Here's who I think is Good Lookin (no perticular order)

Adam Hills
Chris Cheney
Hamish Blake
Matthew Newton

Is it just me.. or do I have some fantasising with "Comedians" :D

(my friend at school said me and Erin have bad taste by thinking Chris is good lookin'. I think otherwise :p)


(also Andy and Scott :D)

[State_Of_Emergency]

also..

Adam Hills got an 8/10 on my friends list

Chris got a 0/10 but Erin changed it to a 10/10... Go Erin!! :D

(i was thinking of changin it to a 10 too)

[The Dying Start]

Wow...real live forum lesbos. I haven't been this excited since Miriam and Razz were licking each others nipples that time.

[Lowee]

Get photos?

[AlinaPOW]

No.. not really. The bit about the novel is though.

Huh? I thought i'd told you about that? Ooooh man. On biol camp they were going through it in waaaay too much detail. And a couple of the teachers know whats goin' on too. :D

[Neryssah]

Matthew Newton

Yes, yes, and yes.

[State_Of_Emergency]

lol, he is AWESOME!


no wait... hes a LEGEND!!! haha

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

i prefer the other, much sexier matthew newton.

[AlinaPOW]

I'm not much of a fan of Wolfmother, I've been trying to like them ever since their four track ep came out but I really just can't into 'em, but I must say, that Andrew Stockdale is a very snappy dresser. 'Specially at the ARIAS! Chris Ross-also pretty cooool. There's my two cents.

I'm goin' to see Jackass 2 with a bunch of people for my birthday so yeah, it'll be a full on knoxville love-in!

[Neryssah]

Wolfmother give me the shits so much. I ended up breaking my TV during the ARIAs because they were so annoying :p

http://i12.tinypic.com/44so3v6.jpg

[Erin]

Matthew Newton
right on so many levels

[The Dying Start]

i prefer the other, much sexier matthew newton.

Me also!


Our mat has less dodgy butt fluff, and is generally cuterer.

[Neryssah]

http://i10.tinypic.com/4d2kfbs.jpg

[KillingInTheNameOf]

Shotgun Johnny :p

[Neryssah]

Eww, you're welcome to him :p

[hillaas]

http://i10.tinypic.com/4d2kfbs.jpg

JACKASS!!!!!!



mmmmmm
http://www.tvsquad.com/images/2005/12/chalke-enl.jpg

[AlinaPOW]

Mmmmm... Knoxville *drool*

[Neryssah]

http://i7.tinypic.com/34o23iq.jpg
http://i10.tinypic.com/405tf6q.jpg

[AlinaPOW]

Bwahahahaha!
Well one of my totally irrational crushes asked me out last week. *stretches smugly*

[KillingInTheNameOf]

Did you say no?

[The Dying Start]

She cried and then ran and hid.

[Colezy]

Dan from All Saints (Telly show)
I have no idea what it is about him, but oh well!

http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/2884/allsaints79006409311554er6.jpg


Gah! Too bad she's with him! :p

http://img471.imageshack.us/img471/275/danlc5.png

[*M!]

She cried and then ran and hid.haha - sounds like something I'd do! :p

EDIT* i have this thing for nerds at the moment - like people who are nerds, not the confectionary... it's... odd and irrational... brains are a turn on!

*M!

[Colezy]

Awww, I dont think you would! :p

I want more pics of Dan! :p

[*M!]

haha - i have that very reaction Glenn described whenever i get the feeling that someone likes me... well usually...

i didn't so much when Peru Boy told me he thought i was hot...

*giggles*

i miss peru boy!

*M!

[Colezy]

Peru boy, huh? Please explain! :p

[*M!]

oooh - i should shouldn't I
he's the nephew of a friend of the family, totally hot, loves music as much as me, thin, accent, muscular, accent, brown hair, accent, beautiful eyes (accent) AND hot lips!

*swoon*

i should send you a pic colezy... see if we're on the same wavelenght

my parents thought i was gonna marry him so that he could stay in Australia - the thought had crossed my mind...

if i'd've realised at the time that he felt the same way about me as i did about him... *wolf whistles*

na - i probably would have cried and then ran and hid.

ahhh Glenn - so handy!

:D

*M!

[Colezy]

ZOMG! Accent! Yeah, he's a winner already! :p
Yeah, you should send a photo!

[cdejonge]

my parents thought i was gonna marry him so that he could stay in Australia - the thought had crossed my mind...

if i'd've realised at the time that he felt the same way about me as i did about him... *wolf whistles*So did he go back home? Awww :( You should never hold back telling people, because stuff like this happens. :p

[*M!]

ZOMG! Accent! Yeah, he's a winner already! :p
Yeah, you should send a photo!
haha yeah - HOTT accent! *swoon*
plus his mum loves me!!!!
he's doing some engineering degree in peru at the moment - it's really cute!
oooh - and when he spoke to me in spanish...
*more swoonage*
i forgot to mention that he was a champion rower before he buggered up his back... those ARMS...

*giggles*

this is NOT helping me get work done :p

but if i find a photo i shall send it to you Colezy - he's more than the image though...


So did he go back home? Awww :( You should never hold back telling people, because stuff like this happens. :p
yeah - he went home
he still wants to come and live here though...

maybe he'll come back... i don't know... maybe i don't want him to - i have an irrational crush on someone else at the moment that's bigger than i've ever had on anyone else ever!

*M!

[cdejonge]

he's doing some engineering degree in peru at the moment - it's really cute!

maybe he'll come back... i don't know... maybe i don't want him to - i have an irrational crush on someone else at the moment that's bigger than i've ever had on anyone else ever!Engineering isn't cute! It's crap :(

This new guy must have some fantastular accent - is it Canadian? :p

[*M!]

haha *shrugs*

i know a LOT of cute guys that have done/are doing engineering...

*shrugs*

as for current crush - he's NOT canadian although that would fulfil my accent requirement...
i think he's special - he doesn't

*shrugs*

boys are dumb - i vote i keep having irrational crushes on hot lady cartoon characters - that should solve all my problems!

*M!

[Mirm]

haha yeah - HOTT accent! *swoon*

*M!

speaking of hot accents, I always see this moroccan guy around town, and I think he lives just across the creek from me. Every time I see him he flirts with me like crazy, and then i make excuses to leave because he creeps me out a fair bit, and he says 'sure, but i'll call you sometime', and then i see him again a few months later and it happens all over again.

[*M!]

it's not so good when they creep you out i suppose mirm...

i love that you live near a creek - that's cool

i haven't heard many Moroccan accents though - they seem to sound as if they have potential hottness

*M!