Parody Thread

[havoc_planet]

Im hoping there is no thread dedicated to parodies already. I just found heaps of old One's that i wrote to the Tune of popular songs so here goes. Hope you enjoy :D

GEORGE BUSH ANTHEM (to the tune of The Anthem - Good Charlotte)
Its a new day but it all feels old
Cos Osama, wants to drop a bomb
He flew some big ass planes into New york
And the towers came fallen down
yeah they made a loud Crashing sound
And everybody mourned that fateful day!
Chorus:
Osama Bin Laden, Your a fag
You know you really make us puke and gag
And everybody wants to kick your balls
Osama Bin Laden, You know we hate you
Yeah we realy Hate you
What im saying is, if you dont behave
Wel'l come blow up your cave
Laden - Were Gonna kill you
2nd verse:
Al quieda, there always startin Shit
Well they can, just come and suck our dicks
Stop wearing fucking towels Upon your head
You know we have heaps bigger guns
And were gonna have a lot of fun
Blowin your asses into the ground
Repeat Chorus:::

Crash it once its Fine
Crash it twice wel'l blame you
Crash it 3 times, We blow up Afghan Land...Fuck You!

Bin Laden, you know we really hate you
what im sayin is if you dont behave
Well come blow up your cave
Stickup your White flag or youll need a body Bag
Laden we really really hate you
This is George bush's anthem
Stand with your hands up
You better surrender
Or george bush will get ya
And then his gonna kill ya
You know he wants to kill ya
The Usa Will kill ya
And im gonna help him kill ya ! ! !

[havoc_planet]

JUST ANOTHER CAN (Sing to Tune of "Better man" Robbie Williams"

Send someone to help me

You know im getting old

I am pissed and cold

And its pouring rain

Give me endless bourbon

Lord please hold the coke

Il'l drink til i choke

And wreck my brain

As the Booze, Hides the shame

You will throw me out

But with a strain

Lord im doing, all i can

to buy another can

Go easy on my liver

I know its my fault

Its under assault

Im in pain

Rest assured you know how

To stop my tears

Just buy me more beers

im so lame

As the Booze, Hides the shame

You will throw me out

But with a strain

Lord im doing, all i can

to buy another can

While i stagger home i am falllen down

Yeah im fallen down

I am fallen down

I have Broken Bones From hitting the ground

Because im falling down

As the Booze, Hides the shame

You will throw me out

But with a strain

Lord im doing, all i can

to buy another can

As the grog, Keeps me sane

The cops come along

Throw me in chains

Your honour im doing, what i can

To be a Sober Man!

[havoc_planet]

Innocent (Schapelle Corby Anthem, sung to tune of "Miss you" Blink 182)

Hello there, may i take a look inside there

We found something thats wrong inside your bag

Your an unsuspecting victim

Wel'l put you on the telly

With a judge thats old and smelly

He's a cunt

For 20 years youl'l be here

Have no family at christmas

When you get out, you wont even know your friends

wont even know your friends

" How dare you

You should be sorry

you will not sleep you will not dream at night"

Said Schapelle Corby's Mother

Wont Someone Confess

To Stop an innocent girl from doing time

And as i sat i counted

The money from all the aussies

To help Bali Out, when they were in Shite

But now we wanna bomb you

And take back Schapelle Corby

Indonesian Soldiers, You better be ready to fight

Better be ready to fight

Your doing time because somebody put the drugs inside your bag! (repeat 5times)

[havoc_planet]

I LOVE DIRTY HO'S ( Sing to Tune of "I love Rock n Roll" Joan Jett

I saw her standing there by the vending machine

I knew that sex with her would never be clean

She hadn't showered in so long

You shoulda smelled the pong

But i ripped out a condom- and took her with me

YEAH me

i ripped out a condom- and took her with me

YEAH me

Singin- I Love dirty Ho's,

So let me put my cock in your loose box baby

I Love dirty Ho's

So come and take the time to Deep Throat me!

When she got in my car, i asked for her name

With a sexy wink, she told me "its Jayne

Now take me to your home

And give my dog a Bone"

Singin- I Love dirty Ho's,

So let me put my cock in your loose box baby

I Love dirty Ho's

So come and take the time to Deep Throat me!

Soon Ill have you home

Turn off your Mobile Phone

so i ripped out a condom- and took her with me

YEAH me

i ripped out a condom- and took her with me

YEAH me

Singin- I Love dirty Ho's,

So let me put my cock in your loose box baby

I Love dirty Ho's

So come and take the time to Deep Throat me!

[havoc_planet]

Sticky Fingers (on a connex train)! To the tune of Leaving on a Jet Plane

The pressure it builds,
Your'e about to pop
Your legs a shaking,
you dont want me to stop
The wet patch is growing,
But so is the bliss
The moaning gets louder,
with every kiss :chorus:

I got Sticky fingers (on a connex train)
My Girlfriends Skirt it begins to stain
Pleasure takes over No sign of pain
And the poor train driver thinks were insane
Its Sticky Fingers......On a Connex Train!

You bite my neck
Then you suck my tounge
All that i can think
Is your so much fun
Its a Dripping Ending
To an eventful day
But now that its over
i just gotta Say
I GOT
Sticky Fingers (on a connex train)
As My Girlfriends Skirt begins to stain
Pleasure takes over, No sign of pain
And the poor train driver thinks were insane
Its Sticky fingers...... on a connex train

Yeah it sticky fingers and a smelly seat
did you enjoy it? could you handle the heat?
Your eyes were rolling culd u get much higher
Your Forehead was burning, were u on fire!

Its Sticky fingers...On a connex train (x3)

[Grumma]

John Cleese
Weird Al

/end thread

[havoc_planet]

None of which have any imput to any of these songs :D
Both of who i look up to as inspiration
End Grumma

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

so tempted to do a 'parrot-y' thread.

shannon...your songs are gross.

[Jonnno]

John Cleese
Weird Al

/end thread

+ 1 zillion. lock plox.