When Sex Goes Wrong

[Lowee]

Don't worry, this isn't a show and tell thread. ;)

It's a multipart documentary, on SBS (where else?), at 12:40am Sunday. It was hillarious last week, but it had me wincing in pain at some points.

In this series, individuals and couples recount their sexual experiences where the whole thing has gone disastrously wrong. There is also sexual trivia and interviews with people on the street telling of their own sexual experiences.

Worth watching if you're bored....

[Colezy]

Haha, imagine walking down the street when a random person is telling another random person (who is probably recording the convo in some way) and hearing what they have to say about their sex life!!

[Lowee]

Haha, as I read what you'd typed, they were interviewing a guy in the street who was a little on the small side, and as a result he'd never climaxed with his girlfriend because the condom always came off and got stuck inside her....

[The Dying Start]

I saw this by accident! Dad was watching a doco and went to bed leaving the tv on sbs, i was here on the forums and it came on. I was laughing!

There was a guy who had literally experienced the "girlfriend gets scalded while giving head and thus clamps down on penis" thing. And then he knocked her out. Lmao. God that's romantic.

[Lowee]

Oh god oh god oh god. I find that show so funny, yet so painful at the same time. The guy who managed to 'snap his lacca' in the pub toilets, ohhhhh goddddd.:eek:

[The Dying Start]

I'm glad I haven't experienced when sex goes wrong in any way shape or form yet. Knock on (my) wood.

[Erik]

was there a bunch of lesbians on it this week? I turned on sbs for my usual midnight tit flick and i was like wow tit

hold on....
i was watching Shorts on Screen, totally different show

[The Dying Start]

Hahahahaha. Erik.

[Julian]

I saw this by accident! Dad was watching a doco and went to bed leaving the tv on sbs, i was here on the forums and it came on. I was laughing!

There was a guy who had literally experienced the "girlfriend gets scalded while giving head and thus clamps down on penis" thing. And then he knocked her out. Lmao. God that's romantic.

Hahaha holy hell that would be painful :eek:

I thought it would be funny to watch but I forgot about it.

[Kimjar]

Haha I'm so watching this show next time.

[Sammas]

What about the dude doing the nasty with a chick in the toilet that ended in fountaining blood everywhere out of his nar-nar... that was nothing short of disturbing.

[Rosie28]

What about the dude doing the nasty with a chick in the toilet that ended in fountaining blood everywhere out of his nar-nar... that was nothing short of disturbing.

nar-nar?! lol!!

[Sammas]

nar-nar?! lol!!

yeah... as opposed to her moot-moot.

[cdejonge]

yeah... as opposed to her moot-moot.Some guy at high school called it "mini ha-ha"

[Rosie28]

Hahaha!! I love stupid names for body parts.

[Colezy]

At my primary school we had "Fadge" and "Pee-Pee".

[Rosie28]

At my primary school we had "Fadge" and "Pee-Pee".

FADGE!!!!!!!!

[Colezy]

Yup! Did you use that word too?!

[Lowee]

We said Fadge, and Stiffy, and probably used other words I've forgotten. Oh, and fanny, that was used a lot.

[The Dying Start]

We tend to use Vaj instead.

boys boobs are ninnies.

girls boobs are nah-nahs


The only other popular word for Vagina is pussy...but it's really interesting how people still think "Pussy" is a bit rude, so in some skewed attempt to make it less so, they change the pronunciation like it's some kind of joke. Pussehhhh! I don't understand.

I use "box" alot...coz it amuses me.

[Rosie28]

Yup! Did you use that word too?!

Yeh, but I haven't heard it in ages!!

I call my friends Fannyfaces.

[The Dying Start]

I call my friends Fannyfaces.

Use "Penis-features", it has a better effect!

[Lowee]

I remember when I was about 10 I found out my Great Aunt's name was Fanny, I thought it was the funniest thing in the world at the time.

[The Dying Start]

I find it amusing that in Aus, Fanny is the front and in the US Fanny is the back.

So in the states they call Bum Bags "Fanny Packs". But if you ask a woman in Australia if they're wearing a fanny pack you might get slapped

[hillaas]

That last post made me laugh. Hehe - fanny packs.

[Lowee]

Yeah, when I was a kid that used to confuse me. From memory Bart Simpson hurt his fanny once.

[Sammas]

I remember when I was about 10 I found out my Great Aunt's name was Fanny, I thought it was the funniest thing in the world at the time.

My great grandmother is the splitting image of Steve Martin...



no joke, it is quite bizarre. I'll see if I can dig up an old (very old) photo.

[hillaas]

Hmmmm- she looks like a guy???

[Sammas]

Hmmmm- she looks like a guy???

She doesn't just look like a guy, she looks like steve Martin in a dress. :eek:

[Lowee]

steve Martin in a dress. :eek:

Wow, thats number 4 on my list of ultimate sexual fantasies.

[hillaas]

Ha - onlt number 4. Its number 2 on mine.

[Lowee]

Yeah, only number 4. To be higher it'd have to encoporate Bert Newton somehow, and a jar of old mayonaisse.

[hillaas]

Well my number 1 is Dame Edna and rotten eggs in a kinky bondage style sex dream.

[Kevin]

you sound so sincere when you say that

[Armistice]

I find it amusing that in Aus, Fanny is the front and in the US Fanny is the back.

So in the states they call Bum Bags "Fanny Packs". But if you ask a woman in Australia if they're wearing a fanny pack you might get slapped

Yes, we call them fanny packs. THanks, I needed a laugh. However, I think the American accent will hopefully mean that we didn't mean what they though we ment... hopefully... OMG I can see me now *Walks up to hot chick**sees fanny pack* Hey, nice fanny pack! ::SLAP:: :D

Oh my god, y'all have to tell me all your slang words for body parts... so I can use them here in the States and confuze the HELL out of people :D

Oh, and how'd that girl get scalded?! Were they doing it in the kitchen?!?!?! :confused:

[Rosie28]

Use "Penis-features", it has a better effect!

Your fault if I get bashed up :p

HAHA FANNY PACKS!!!

[The Dying Start]

Oh, and how'd that girl get scalded?! Were they doing it in the kitchen?!?!?! :confused:

Yeah, apparently it was their anniversary or valentines day or something..can't remember what so as a surprise the bloke went to make the girl a cup of tea or whatever for when she woke up, anyway she came to the kitchen and decided to give him a little something special for breakfast and one thing lead to another and the got scalded and he almost got his wang bitten off.

That'd make your day.

[thelivingendrock]

Hrmmm now that sounds disturbingly painful. Stick to the back seat of a Holden or your bedroom's people!

[The Dying Start]

The back seat of a Holden would surely be alot more comfy than the back seat of a Lancer...i should make the change.



Unless it's a barina or something.

[Rosie28]

Yes, we call them fanny packs. THanks, I needed a laugh. However, I think the American accent will hopefully mean that we didn't mean what they though we ment... hopefully... OMG I can see me now *Walks up to hot chick**sees fanny pack* Hey, nice fanny pack! ::SLAP:: :D

Hahaha!! Do you know that fanny means.. not bum here?? Well before you read this thread anyway..

[Lowee]

Yeah, apparently it was their anniversary or valentines day or something..can't remember what so as a surprise the bloke went to make the girl a cup of tea or whatever for when she woke up, anyway she came to the kitchen and decided to give him a little something special for breakfast and one thing lead to another and the got scalded and he almost got his wang bitten off.

That'd make your day.

I think he was cooking pancakes wasn't he, and he flipped one that landed on the back of her neck, adding further to the hillarity. :p It almost makes McDonalds hotcakes things look like a safer option.

[Rosie28]

I think he was cooking pancakes wasn't he, and he flipped one that landed on the back of her neck, adding further to the hillarity. :p It almost makes McDonalds hotcakes things look like a safer option.

I am very, very, comfused right now. He was cooking pancakes while having..

Ah I don't like this thread

[Lowee]

Well...errm...she was having a bite to eat before breakfast so to speak..

[*M!]

haha - this thread is corrupting the minors!

o noez!

and for a change i'm not referring to those guys with the funny hats that go and work underground...

*M!

[Sammas]

My great grandmother... or was it my great great grandmother.


http://groupdiy.twin-x.com/albums/userpics/10075/Image_scanned_26_09_2006_at_3_37_PM.jpg

[*M!]

i love old photos!

i wonder how long she had to sit there for that shot!

anyway - you're right(ish) kinda freaky really... :O

*M!

[Kevin]

ahhh steve martin!!! it's uncanny!

[cdejonge]

haha - this thread is corrupting the minors!

o noez!

and for a change i'm not referring to those guys with the funny hats that go and work underground...

*M!pfft, like they're not all corrupt these days anyway :P

And M, everything you say can be taken the wrong way. It's fantastic. :D

[*M!]

haha - thanks Cam - i promise i don't generally try and make things sound dirty... but then again i went to school with someone i would call a revolutionary of dirty minded-ness...

his name is Stevie and i miss him...

i remember getting into the port (the drink) with him when we were about 6 and laughing at words like "tree" on pictionary junior cards 'cause of it's dirty factor!

ahhh - good times!

:)

*M!

[cdejonge]

haha, that's classic.

I blame my dirty thoughts on 2 years of being a trolley collector.

[*M!]

trolley collector = dirty?

i think we're going to have to discuss this on MSN Cam! :p

*M!

[cdejonge]

trolley collector = dirty?

i think we're going to have to discuss this on MSN Cam! :p

*M!Well the stereotypical ones. When I started I was part of a "new breed" of trolley collectors. The academics I guess you could say :p I remember one day, when a new company had taken over this guy was telling me really dirty sexist joke (and I was kinda still innocent then :p ) and I didn't laugh. He reached over from the driver's side and kicked my door open and says "You're not gay are you? Get out!" lol

[*M!]

ahhh - ok - that was a lot less smutty than i imagined your story to be! :p

i didn't know that trolley collectors had that rep though!

there were a lot of trolleys left at college - maybe some of ladies and laddies there were hoping to cash in on some of this stereotypical trolley collector action that i knew nothing about!

:O

:D

*giggles at cam for saying: "and i was kinda still innocent then"*

/pointless off topicness...

is this series a docco or a comedy show?

*M!

[Colezy]

My great grandmother... or was it my great great grandmother.


http://groupdiy.twin-x.com/albums/userpics/10075/Image_scanned_26_09_2006_at_3_37_PM.jpg

wow. just wow.

Are you sure she really was a woman?

wow...I just dont know what to say! At first I laughed at her (no offence!) and then..wow. She looks a lot like Steve Martin, thats for sure! :p

[The Dying Start]

I think he was cooking pancakes wasn't he, and he flipped one that landed on the back of her neck, adding further to the hillarity. :p It almost makes McDonalds hotcakes things look like a safer option.

That's right! My memory is shithouse.

[The Dying Start]

Well...errm...she was having a bite to eat before breakfast so to speak..

Or maybe she just wanted cream with her pancakes?!

[Julian]

Hahaha good call!

[Lowee]

wow. just wow.

Are you sure she really was a woman?

wow...I just dont know what to say! At first I laughed at her (no offence!) and then..wow. She looks a lot like Steve Martin, thats for sure! :p

Or maybe she just wanted cream with her pancakes?!

Either way she bit off more than she could chew.

[Armistice]

Hahaha!! Do you know that fanny means.. not bum here?? Well before you read this thread anyway..

I do now, lol

More Aussi slang please! :D

[Neo]

I do now, lol

More Aussi slang please! :D
Have you been to this website http://www.aussieslang.com/ ?

[Sammas]

wow. just wow.

Are you sure she really was a woman?

wow...I just dont know what to say! At first I laughed at her (no offence!) and then..wow. She looks a lot like Steve Martin, thats for sure! :p

Thats ok, I glance at this photo from time to time just for comic relief :D


I assume she is a woman. I think my very existance rests very much upon that fact. There is a photo of my great grandad that hung on the wall next to this one... He doesn't get anymore manly with is long beard and drizabone jacket.

[The Dying Start]

At least your Great Grandfather doesn't look like Goldie Hawn or something!

[Lowee]

This is on in 35ish minutes, at 12:25am for anyone interested.

[The Dying Start]

Obviously no perverts here at the moment...

[Rosie28]

I SAW IT!!!

It's weird coz I was flicking through channels and there was some english girl talking and then it said what it was

[Julian]

I saw it. It was ok. The fake stories were the best :p

[The Dying Start]

I didn't see it. I was too busy creating new stories for them.

Unfortunately nothing went wrong...