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Kacky
02-22-2009, 03:34 AM
I remember that chat! I got out of exam studying because of it.

Lainey
02-22-2009, 03:35 AM
Andy had me in fits too!

identityxcrysis: It seems Chris isn't to bright with the computers ^.^ Anyway, Chris,
why do you like the White Falcon Gretch? And do you have any modifications to it?

Andy Strachan: in chris's defence, i have someone helping me type cause i am slower
than anyone

The Dying Start
02-22-2009, 09:35 AM
Andy is lethargically slow.

TaylorLovesChrisCheneyx
05-26-2009, 12:27 PM
Haha there are too many to choose from.

Interviewer: What is your favourite toy this year?
Chris: Vibrator!
Scott: Why?
Chris: I'll lend it to you, you'll figure it out!


I admire all sexual positions, I'm not fussy. I take whatever I can get - Chris


Andy Strachan: hey scott while we are waiting...just wanna let you know that you are rad
Chris c: man love alert
Scott Owen: thanks andy! can't wait to see those big guns bashing away at those drums again!!! xx

Right you guys wanna hear a new song or not? It's, um, we just finished our new album the other day, its called State Of Emergency its not due until next year alright...look at that bag, that's a great bag! - Channel V Bus 2005

A blue shirt never looked gayer - Chris Cheney [Monday Night Live]

Lol, I will stop now, before I get tooo carried away lol. :)

The Dying Start
05-26-2009, 05:36 PM
Indeed......

Sampson
01-01-2010, 01:26 PM
from the brewery last night...
chris: whats your new years resolution scott?
scott: to give up the fags
chris: oh yeah what about the cigarettes?

paulvroc
01-01-2010, 08:53 PM
mine would have to be the classic from Festy Hall 06
Chris: 'My name's Chris and I play the fool'
nothing extraordinary, very simple, but a favourite that continues to work for me :)

wck14
01-02-2010, 10:57 AM
Speaking of lead singers with tacky humour, I was watching Madness live at pinkpop the other day and Suggs McPherson was being SO random...

"The last time we played here was in 1981, 247 years ago!"

"This is the oldest member of the band, a mister CJ Foreman. Today, he is 106 years old!"

"Unfortunately, Depeche Mode can't be here today, so we thought we'd do our own "Personal Jesus"... [singing] boom chi ka wah wow boom chik a wah wah "your own....personal....jesus...." [to crowd] i'm the only one! [to band] u lazy bastards!"

lol during the verse of NW5 he started singing personal Jesus again.

"To the young woman with her bosoms exposed, you've made an old man very happy!"

ANYWAY

to avoid getting knocked for off topic behaviour... my fave is the camambert joke in FHOI.

and the fags joke at the brewery definately made a late charge towards favouratism

Outlaw Love Song
01-02-2010, 01:35 PM
Gotta be right, gotta be in...

Big J.G
01-11-2010, 11:23 AM
Enmore Gig; "We're not geeks, we're rock n' rollers!"

wizard_23
01-11-2010, 11:32 AM
Speaking of lead singers with tacky humour, I was watching Madness live at pinkpop the other day and Suggs McPherson was being SO random...

"The last time we played here was in 1981, 247 years ago!"

"This is the oldest member of the band, a mister CJ Foreman. Today, he is 106 years old!"

"Unfortunately, Depeche Mode can't be here today, so we thought we'd do our own "Personal Jesus"... [singing] boom chi ka wah wow boom chik a wah wah "your own....personal....jesus...." [to crowd] i'm the only one! [to band] u lazy bastards!"

lol during the verse of NW5 he started singing personal Jesus again.

"To the young woman with her bosoms exposed, you've made an old man very happy!"

ANYWAY

to avoid getting knocked for off topic behaviour... my fave is the camambert joke in FHOI.

and the fags joke at the brewery definately made a late charge towards favouratism

haha. I stole this one and used it at work last week. I just happened to be standing at the fridge.

"How's your day been Nick?"

(pull cheese from fridge)

"To be honest, I camambert it anymore"

(recieves puzzled look)

Ah... I love lame puns so so much. Do you know how many times the Intense/In-tents joke was made on our camping adventure to falls? :pinch:

Deadcat Kaye
01-11-2010, 12:23 PM
I lol'd at this on NYE

Few minutes after the new year begun..

Chris: "Scott, any new years resolution?"

Scott: *smoking a cigarette* "give up the fags"

Chris: "And the cigarettes?"

WakeUpToTheManipulation
01-20-2010, 03:11 PM
LOL... good times.. gold 104

Kacky
02-08-2010, 01:43 PM
Just looking through my phone's 'memo pad', and I found a quote from the Beatlemania acoustic gig in Hamburg.

Chris: Who thinks our next album should be acoustic?
Audience: *Silence*
Chris (Scott or Andy, can't clearly remember who): Dun dun dunnnn.
Chris: It's not gonna be like that.

Mitch-PTV
10-17-2010, 09:57 PM
from Geelong:

*chris puts a capo on the 4th fret, starts to play the song, stops the band 5 seconds into it, and moves the capo to the second fret. he then apoligises, and says:*

"Wrong position! ... get that often enough from my wife."

NowhereTown
10-17-2010, 10:18 PM
Followed by 'Oh, not there doctor'

Colezy
10-17-2010, 10:22 PM
Heh. I liked that one!

What he went on to say after the gig was so much better though.


Ahem. May.

Mitch-PTV
10-17-2010, 10:24 PM
haha yea that was another good one

May
10-17-2010, 10:25 PM
Also Geelong:

Chris "I'll handle the rear" Bloody hell...

Colezy
10-17-2010, 10:29 PM
Ah shit. I have the giggles again :p I can still clearly picture those few minutes of conversation/photo taking.

*sigh*

Jessii
10-18-2010, 12:00 AM
Bahahaha.
I had to stop drinking the booze i'd opened tonight cause everything i've been reading about from the gig i kept laughing/smiling causing spitting or dribbling haha.

Colezy
10-18-2010, 12:05 AM
Wait until you hear some of it in person from one of us :p

May
10-18-2010, 12:06 AM
Ah shit. I have the giggles again :p I can still clearly picture those few minutes of conversation/photo taking.

*sigh*
Yeah, I've no idea how long it went on for, but it was a frenzy of hilarity!

Jessii
10-18-2010, 12:06 AM
Haha feel free to come online on msn :P
Sorry if i'm being annoying..

May
10-18-2010, 12:09 AM
Don't use msn chat anymore. And I'm desperately trying to wind down so that I stand even half a chance of getting some sleep before morning :p

May
10-18-2010, 12:19 AM
Not that it's working :p

Jessii
10-18-2010, 12:22 AM
Need a glass of warm milk haha

May
10-18-2010, 12:25 AM
I need certain things wiped from my brain so I can stop thinking about them!

Jessii
10-18-2010, 12:32 AM
I'm gonna attempt sleep. Hope you manage to get some shut eye May!

TaylorLovesChrisCheneyx
10-18-2010, 11:17 AM
from Geelong:

*chris puts a capo on the 4th fret, starts to play the song, stops the band 5 seconds into it, and moves the capo to the second fret. he then apoligises, and says:*

"Wrong position! ... get that often enough from my wife."

hahahaha, that made me giggle...a bit too much.

The Dying Start
10-18-2010, 12:12 PM
Yeah, considering you're 10 years old and all... :p