The Jawn Wiggs Memorial Room (mat & Glenn's Crap Thread v36.5)

[Grumma]

He's probably shuddering every time he looks across at you :p

[Marv From NZ]

I'll say it again, University is a blast and a half.

[mel_bound]

I can't feel my mouth :(

[Liz]

I can't stand the new Silverchair song.

[The Dying Start]

I can't feel my mouth :(

Someone must have cut your arms off!

[Johnny_Wah]

Yay!!! My internet's not playing up.

[mel_bound]

Someone must have cut your arms off!

hahaha. Good call.

[Grumma]

I can't stand the new Silverchair song.

Silverchair still exist :confused:

and lol at Glenn

[Colezy]

Silverchair still exist :confused:

Bloody hell, where have you been Grumma??

[Grumma]

Where else?

Listening to Metal :cool:

[private_eye]

the new silverchair song is shit bloody hot

[Julian]

Yeah, Straight Lines is great

[Marv From NZ]

I love it aswell.

[Colezy]

Me three!
I'm going to try and record it on my phone or camera when I see them play in a few weeks! :)

[The Dying Start]

What is this, The Silverchair Thread? MORE CRAP!



This morning I woke up naked.

[Mirm]

I had a dream last night I was fighting some guy, and he was in a pool, so i threw a pokemon in there to distract him, and then he was fighting me and i was beating him up, and then the fight was over and we had to climb out of the pool and take a flying fox to get away from it. it was weird.

[Grumma]

This morning I woke up naked.

I used to get that all the time . . .

*shrugs shoulders*

[mel_bound]

I used to get that all the time . . .
*shrugs shoulders*
What, waking up with naked Glenn? :confused:

[Grumma]

Oh but of course

[Colezy]

FucketyfuckfuckfuckFUCK.

GAH.
[/of frustration]


That is all.

[mel_bound]

FucketyfuckfuckfuckFUCK.

GAH.
[/of frustration]


That is all.

I know the frustration bit Nicole!

You know what woulda been sweet? If my crush was also invited to a party I'm going to on the weekend. Oh man I'm invited to a party and I haven't even known these people for a month (suss huh? :p) . I love my new school :D :D :D

[Colezy]

It sucks balls.

Congrats for the party invite! :p

[mel_bound]

Thank you kindly Nicole!

I'm pondering whether to take the train home or get picked up, it ends at 'late' haha.

TLE were just on the Ch 10 news haha. Aaaaand I recorded it coz I'm obsessed. AAAaaand I'll upload it coz I know you want it :p

[Colezy]

Haha, you're on the ball tonight! :D

[mel_bound]

THANKS TO JULIAN FOR THE CREDIT OF SEEING IT EARLIER haha.

[Colezy]

Well done to Julian for seeing it earlier *clap clap* :D

[Julian]

Hooray for me!

I wanna see the boy I have a crush on this weekend but i'm sick still :(

[Jodez]

Im seeing mine on saturday....our first meeting and we are going bowling lol im kinda nervous...any tips? :p

[The Dying Start]

I saw it earlier, but I didn't post it coz I was watching it.


I really want a donut

[Grumma]

Oh man I'm invited to a party and I haven't even known these people for a month (suss huh? :p)

What's even remotely suss about that :confused:

[Marv From NZ]

Yeah lol. 3/4's of the time when i'm at a party, i don't even know who's party it is!

[mel_bound]

What's even remotely suss about that :confused:
the fact I dunno them, I never really talk to people I don't know!

I'm shitty once again coz I'm shy and god my crush looks good ^_^

[Grumma]

That a) didn't make much sense and b) still didn't sound suss at all

[mel_bound]

That a) didn't make much sense and b) still didn't sound suss at all

I don't go out and get drunk with strangers on a regular basis. :rolleyes:

[Neo]

I hardly attend the parties I get invited too because I always remember them too late. actually that reminds me... I was just recently invited to a party with free drinks! I should put that in my calendar.

[Grumma]

I don't go out and get drunk with strangers on a regular basis. :rolleyes:

Neither do I.

I still don't see what's weird about being invited to a party by people you go to school with

[Neo]

Neither do I.

I still don't see what's weird about being invited to a party by people you go to school with

it's weird because she hardly knows them and doesnt exactly know what to expect which would provide awkward silences during conversation especially 'cos she's shy. der

atleast, thats what I think. I am a shy person too and that's how i'd feel in that situation

[Julian]

Im seeing mine on saturday....our first meeting and we are going bowling lol im kinda nervous...any tips? :p
http://www.howtobowlstrikes.com/

[mel_bound]

it's weird because she hardly knows them and doesnt exactly know what to expect which would provide awkward silences during conversation especially 'cos she's shy. der

atleast, thats what I think. I am a shy person too and that's how i'd feel in that situation

Yeah. Pretty much the fact I dunno them very well!

[Grumma]

You do realise you not knowing them is probably the reason they invited you?

TO GET TO KNOW YOU

[mel_bound]

interesting concept :p

So yeah, how's about that local sporting team?

[Grumma]

Oh good lord . . .

[GoodOrEvil]

Where'd that come from or originiate or whatever? I've heard it on about 8 different forums now.

[Bec]

Where did what come from?

[GoodOrEvil]

So yeah, how's about that local sporting team?

That thing. Like anyone'd know. >.>

[Grumma]

The Simpsons is an example of where it's been used.

But otherwise it's been around for AGES

[Liz]

Argh. Damn you Port Power. :mad:

[Johnny_Wah]

Haha! Some guy at school has made a myspace for our principal. 'Tis tres funny.

[Liz]

My principal's a dickwit.

[RollOn]

My principal has an interesting voice. It's almost as if she puts it on.
She's pretty cool though.

[Julian]

Argh. Damn you Port Power. :mad:

:p asdfghjkl

[mel_bound]

My principal has an interesting voice. It's almost as if she puts it on.
She's pretty cool though.

haha yeah, that's pretty much it!

[RollOn]

She'd probably make a great over the phone psychic actually!

[Liz]

:p asdfghjkl

Yeah well... we almost got in front in those dying minutes! :p

[mel_bound]

He's like a catchy song, just in my head all the time.

Speaking of catchy songs, Flathead by The Fratellis is in my head all the time. Thanks Apple. Maybe he is the human form of the song..? They're both pretty awesome.

:p

[Grumma]

Haha! Some guy at school has made a myspace for our principal. 'Tis tres funny.

A teacher at our school has a myspace for his DJ club thingy

[GoodOrEvil]

Some kid at my old school, was a total nerd (mostly maths), even though he was in mainstream classes at the start of the year (we had mainstream, SBAE (top kids in the school, excluding ATP) and ATP (top of the state). I think he went to SBAE sometime during the year. They created a Myspace for him (junior_einstein or something) and it has a bunch of maths photos and crap. I don't think he knows it exists.

[Grumma]

Doubt it.

Cos otherwise I'm sure he would've hacked into it by now :p

[GoodOrEvil]

Nah, he knows shit all about computers. I was watching him type once, it was one fingered, hell slow. Obviously didn't know about the spellcheck on Word. >.>

And by nerd, I mean he sat by himself at lunch reading something like "Monstrous Maths". It was like those Horrible Histories thing except...you know, for maths.

[Liz]

It is 9:37pm.
It is cold, at the moment.
At 10:37pm, it will be hot again.

[Marv From NZ]

What are you Liz? A Meteorologist or something!? lol.

[Liz]

No. It's just the way the weather's been today.
One hour cold, one hour hot.
However, my prediction was wrong.
It is 9:47pm and it is hot again.

[Marv From NZ]

Sounds better than an Auckland Autumn, where it's one hour sunny, the next hour thunder storms.

[Liz]

I'd like a thunder storm.
I want rain.
We had a storm at about 2 in the morning last week I think it was.
But it was gone by 5.

[Johnny_Wah]

It poured this morning when I woke up, which was like 8:00. It was good to be woken up by rain.:) And the sound of mum yelling "get up, you'll be late for hockey"

[Liz]

Mum was just like that this morning, but with tennis.
She does it every Saturday morning.
I barely have time to eat.

[Johnny_Wah]

Funny that. I barely have time to wake up.
Anyway, we whooped PEGS.

[Liz]

I kicked that friggin St Mark's chick's ass this morning. :cool:

My team is in the finals. :D

[Julian]

I got out of tennis this week cause i'm sick. Mmm sleeping in

[Johnny_Wah]

Haha.

For some reason I thought about the beaver hormones from Dodgeball when I read that. The St Mark's girl, of course.

[Liz]

I haven't seen Dodgeball.
So I don't get it.

[Johnny_Wah]

Then you haven't lived.

Actually, you haven't lived until you've seen Kung Pow.

[Marv From NZ]

I played school tennis for like 2 weeks in 2002, and then gave up because i got dealt a can of whoop ass by these rep level dudes. I later found success in 1st XI cricket and representive cricket that season/year. Extremes at it's best really.

[Marv From NZ]

Then you haven't lived.

Actually, you haven't lived until you've seen Kung Pow.

AHAHAHA KUNG POW! Or Freddy Got Fingered.

[Julian]

I think I lost one game in year 8 and 9 in singles. Since then i've played alright, I just haven't been winning ;)

[The Dying Start]

We made a website for our IT Tech at school (This was before myspace). He was a fat downie who always drank iced coffee. It was called travisafatsack.com, and it just generally listed all his inadequacies, and some photos and stuff. He locked it down at 3 seperate addresses. I later went on to work for the school IT deparment long after he'd left and I brought it up (not mentioning it was me). Every staff member had seen it and lovd it, but they had to ban it for obvious reasons. I laughed.

[Marv From NZ]

Sick...bloody sick Glenn! That web address is primo...

I'm designing a website for a restaurant in the Auckland CBD. It's part of my 1st semester group assignment in Digital Communication.

[Liz]

10:31pm.
Hot.

[Marv From NZ]

1:03am.
Mild.

[GoodOrEvil]

9:04PM

Not sure, but someone just put the air con on, and now I need a jacket.

[Liz]

10:37pm.
Cold.





What the hell is going on?!

[Marv From NZ]

Ever heard of ghosts Liz? There may be one near your computer....

[Liz]

I've thought there was a poltergeist in my room.
Ever since all my posters had fallen down after I got home from Brisbane...
You've got me thinking now.

[Bec]

Not meaning to spoil your polergeist theory, but heat often makes posters fall down :p

And since I'm a sheep
11:10pm
Coolish

[Liz]

Thanks for spoiling it though. I wouldn't have been able to sleep tonight.
:p
Jeez, I watch way too much Supernatural and horror movies....

10:42pm
Still cold. Warming up.

[worry_rock]

OH. MY. GOD.

Don't Worry Baby by The Beach Boys is on Rage tonight!!!!!!! My undies are now all wet. And yes, in the good way. It's my faaaavourite BB song. :D

*sigggghhhhhh* love :)

[Jake]

David's gone home and I have a house to clean before my parents get home tomorrow, fun! First things first though, out partying it up tonight!

[Grumma]

I played school tennis for like 2 weeks in 2002, and then gave up because i got dealt a can of whoop ass by these rep level dudes. I later found success in 1st XI cricket and representive cricket that season/year. Extremes at it's best really.

I used to play tennis but I found the sitting around waiting annoying; especially if after all that you lost lol.

I actually haven't played club cricket; should really look into it next season.
What team couldn't do with a flight bowler and a batsman that has no back foot?

[Falcon Of Death]

hey why do chris, andy and scott have accounts? did they ever go on the old board?

[Colezy]

Every now and then, yes they did.

[Grumma]

hey why do chris, andy and scott have accounts?

Well considering this is a TLE board and they are the members of TLE

[mel_bound]

They should drop in and say hi :p

HI GUYS!

[Kacky]

Haha, I noticed that they had accounts a while ago.

HI...If you ever read this thread. :)

[mel_bound]

I doubt they'd read The Room haha. Maybe they read the jukebox thread, and count how many times we actually listen to them.

And they read the Photoshop Challenge too, and the Photo thread to see what we're swooning over hahaha.

[Kacky]

I'd like to see the look on their faces after seeing some of the stuff that's in the Photoshop thread. :eek:

[mel_bound]

so would I.

Damn we need to make that book hahaa.

[Kacky]

Haha, yes. :D

[Marv From NZ]

I used to play tennis but I found the sitting around waiting annoying; especially if after all that you lost lol.

I actually haven't played club cricket; should really look into it next season.
What team couldn't do with a flight bowler and a batsman that has no back foot?

I'm guessing no team. :p
I haven't played club cricket since the end of my Form 3 season. After that season i had to "commit" (couldn't play club cricket)to playing in the school's 1st XI side once i got selected. Me and another one of my mates hold the record in our school for being the youngest players to ever make the 1st XI team, which is rad. The next couple of years were rad aswell because i got selected for the Auckland Western Districts Representative side and played a couple of seasons with them.

[Grumma]

I'm guessing no team. :p


Haha well I'd prefer to have no back foot then no front foot.

At least this way if it's short I just leave or jump out the way. But if it's full it's goin over Mid-on or Mid-wicket!!!!

[Marv From NZ]

I should get my friend Nick, who's one of the fastest bowlers in NZ for Under 19's, bowls like 130km-135km and he's 17, to bowl a delivery to you. HE LOVES bowling at peoples heads/rip cage area.

[Colezy]

HE LOVES bowling at peoples heads/rip cage area.

I assume you mean rib cage?? :p

[Grumma]

Eh.

I've batted without pads to people who bowl 110+ before at school and I've had bean balls bowled at me on a regular basis by one of them.

If the ball is at my ribs I'm alright at getting the bat there; I just can't actually play many/any run scoring shots

[Marv From NZ]

No.. :p I mean he literally loves "ripping" into your rib cage!

[Marv From NZ]

Eh.

I've batted without pads to people who bowl 110+ before at school and I've had bean balls bowled at me on a regular basis by one of them.

If the ball is at my ribs I'm alright at getting the bat there; I just can't actually play many/any run scoring shots

There's a BIG time reaction difference between that pace and the mid 130's sorta pace. You got about a second to see and play a 110km delivery and about less than half a second to see and play a 130km delivery. Doesn't sound like much of a difference, but it is when you're out there facing it lol.

[Grumma]

I've faced 130 before and I was able to hit the ball as long as I didn't have a huge backlift (which I normally would).

The thing I struggled with most was playing too far forward to a good length/just short of a length delivery

*edit* Oh and knocking over my stumps trying avoid a bouncer :p

[Marv From NZ]

Sounds like you're not watching the ball out of the bowlers hands.

[Grumma]

Nope :)

I bat on pure instinct alone

[Marv From NZ]

So you basically pre-meditate shots? :p

[Grumma]

lol not really.

It's more: see the ball hit the ball

[Marv From NZ]

Genius you are Grumma, Genius you are.

[Grumma]

Haha if you wanna get an idea of what my batting is like: watch someone play Stick Cricket who only scores around 200 :p

[cdejonge]

We don't want to hear about your batting Grumma. Ewww.

[Marv From NZ]

Batty boyyyyyyy....

[The Dying Start]

I doubt they'd read The Room haha.

Last time The Room was mentioned to Chris he knew of it, but I don't think he'd read it. He realised te premise behind it though.

However that discussion was in 2003.

[Sarah]

Well he's got a LOT of catching up to do then!

[mel_bound]

Last time The Room was mentioned to Chris he knew of it, but I don't think he'd read it. He realised te premise behind it though.

However that discussion was in 2003.

haha that's pretty funny. :D

[Colezy]

Hahaha, oh man. I'm reading through a thread on The Dwarf Forums about the Tassie gigs for the ASOE tour lasy year. People are complaining about having to pay $40 to see TLE and most of them are considering going only to see End Of Fashion. Good lord!
I haven't been on those forums in ages.

[Grumma]

lol $40 is cheap as fuck for a big band

[Liz]

I've never complained about the price of a TLE ticket.
They're good value for money. :D

[Grumma]

Especially the free ones ^_^

:p

[Liz]

Haha. That's half the reason the one Night Stand has been my favourite gig so far. :p

[Grumma]

Haha well before seeing Trivium my favourite gig was when TLE played at Fed Square for Channel V or whatever

[Liz]

I just spilt Milo on my keyboard. :(

[Grumma]

*claps in a slow sarcastic manner*

[Liz]

I just printed off my English assignment but I can't figure out how to fld the brochure....

[Grumma]

Just keep folding it until it's small enough to fit in an envelope :)

[Liz]

I FIGURED IT OUT!

:D

But now it's all srewed up form my attemptes to fold it right...

Oh well.

Right then, next assignment...

[Grumma]

You could always just reprint it . . .

[Liz]

I need to save the small bit of ink left for my next assignments.

[Grumma]

Haha I'm gonna laugh so hard if you run out :p

[Liz]

I can always save it onto my flash drive and print it off at school when ever I go back.



.... Don't laugh at me. :p

[Grumma]

Don't laugh at me. :p

Good point.
Cos if i did I'd have to put up with you bitching about it in the Love Hate thread :p

[Liz]

I wasn't bitching about it. :p

Just... complaining and whinging...

[Johnny_Wah]

I'm at school.

It's nearly lunch.

I'm in maths.

BORING.

[Liz]

I've never used a computer for maths.
And the forums and myspace are blocked at school. :eek:

[Colezy]

I only ever used a computer once or twice for maths.

[Johnny_Wah]

We aren't using computers ;)

Not today anyway...

[GoodOrEvil]

We used the computers a few times for maths at my old school. There were emos in there one time.

This was another informative post brought to you by GoE.

[Liz]

You can all help Liz with her Australian Studies assignment.
What are your opinions on recycled water?

[Grumma]

I reckon for outside taps it's fine. For taps in the laundry it's fine.
The water we use to wash the dishes in would be fine . . .

Idunno. I reckon they should just start recycling it and not tell anyway . ..
:p

[GoodOrEvil]

It is recycled. And technically all water is recycled, so I'm not too fussed about it, as long as I don't end up drinking someone's shit one day.

[Liz]

Thank you! :D


Did you only help so you didn't have to put up with me bitching about my homework? :p

[GoodOrEvil]

Omg, Liz has 3,333 posts. >.>

[Colezy]

I can't remember where, but I think in some other parts of the world, they already recycle their water and no one has died or become ill.
Thats what some of the guys at work said not long ago anyway.

[Grumma]

Well 2 posts ago you had 333 :p

directed at GoE

[GoodOrEvil]

I do remember a couple of months ago on the news they said that we'd been drinking recycled water that day. I didn't notice anything and I didn't die, so it can't be that bad.

[GoodOrEvil]

Well 2 posts ago you had 333 :p

directed at GoE

4 posts ago now. >.>

[Liz]

I can't remember where, but I think in some other parts of the world, they already recycle their water and no one has died or become ill.
Thats what some of the guys at work said not long ago anyway.

Yeah I found that out when I was researching for my essay.
Places like London and Singapore use it, and some places in QLD.
In the paper a while ago they did a survey and made people taste normal water, then recyled water with blindfolds.
They said it didn;t taste any different.
My friend said the recycled water probably tastes better because of extra flavour. :rolleyes:

[Grumma]

Tell your friend they have issues :p

[Liz]

I tell her that everyday. :p

[Grumma]

Well . . .

Good :p

[GoodOrEvil]

http://www.videonewslive.com/view/46531/shop_streakers_caught_on_cctv

Heheh.

[Liz]

Thank you all for your opnions on recycled water.
Your input into my homework is gladly appreciated.
You will remain anonymous. :p

[GoodOrEvil]

I want to be put down as Matt Damon in the bit where you'd put anonymous. >_>

[Liz]

Oh sure. :p

[GoodOrEvil]

No, I wanna be put down as Skippy the Bush Kangaroo.

[Liz]

I'm going to fail this assignment.... :p

[Colezy]

Sucked in :p

[The Dying Start]

http://www.videonewslive.com/view/46531/shop_streakers_caught_on_cctv

Heheh.

I'm of Northern Irish Heritage, and that makes me as proud as buggery.

[Colezy]

Happy Feet won the Oscar for Best Animated Feature! yay :)

[Liz]

I'm sick.
Still.

Day two of staying at home doing assignments.
My friend dropped me off homework yesterday afternoon.
Argh.

[The Dying Start]

Talk about making matters worse!


Exactly how sick are you anyway? If I was "sick" I wouldn't be able to do assignments an homework. If I was ble to sit up and do work I'd have been sent to school and told to deal with it.

[Liz]

I can't go to school when I'm throwing up.

[Grumma]

Same.

From when I was hospital sick in yr9 Ive probably missed one day of school due to illness. And that was because my co-ordinator told me to take it off cos we had the Formal that night

*edit* directed at Glennifer

[Marv From NZ]

I couldn't afford to "fake" days off school. The administrative ladies in the office were pretty onto it and could just tell when you were bullshitting, and if you got snapped in my school that's a deans detention for ya' ass.

[Liz]

We need a doctor's certificate to get off school.
Which I have. :cool:

[Kacky]

We don't need anything, as long as the school knows why you were absent. And a lot of those days for me were "out of town" aka. gone to a concert and skipping the next day. :p I never lied about it though, I always leave town for concerts and stay over night, especially if it's a couple hours away.

[Liz]

Hehe. I'm going to Adelaide for four days in March simply for shopping and a concert.
I get four days off schools for nothing. But I'll make mum say I was absent for... family reasons.
:p

[Kacky]

Haha. Yeah, we just say 'out of town' for when we do stuff like that.

Grade eight was probably where I had most of my days off due to concerts.

[Liz]

2:17pm.
Bored.
Sick.
Hot.
Hungry.

[Aaron]

My mate Ben handed this in after being away from school for a couple of weeks due to alcohol poisoning.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/supaluminal/thanksmum.jpg

[`Julia]

4:51.
Homework-ing.
Bored.
"Get well soon Liz!"

[Grumma]

My mate Ben handed this in after being away from school for a couple of weeks due to alcohol poisoning.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/supaluminal/thanksmum.jpg

lmao!

if he still drinks buy him a beer for me :p

[Liz]

Haha. That's awesome.

[Tyler_who]

New display picture

yeah

im so cool

:(

[Ally]

My computer blew up the other day but it's fixed now. I can't be bothered reading through so many new pages of posts.

[Colezy]

You didn't miss much.

[Bec]

Did it actually blow up?

[Grumma]

You could not read anything for a year and not miss much

[Ally]

Did it actually blow up?

I was at work when it happened but I was told that there was a really loud bang and a bright light coming from behind the desk, followed by my brother shouting, "OH SHIT!" Haha.

[Bec]

Oh wow that's awesome!

[Ally]

Well, yeah. But not really when you consider we had to get it repaired and stuff. :p

[mel_bound]

Cool Aid is being hosted by Sandra Sully, and it says it's gonna have 'celebrities' on it. Dya reckon Andy talked Scotty and Chris into it? hahaha.

[Liz]

........ Ya think? :p

[cdejonge]

If you're bored:

Dance Monkey, Dance! (http://iacs5.ucsd.edu/~pbang/dance_monkeys.htm)

[The Dying Start]

Porn overload. I've had that happen before.!

[Ally]

Does anybody know if the Northcote Social Club allow minors in with an adult?

[Grumma]

Depends on what context

[Ally]

And they are..

[Grumma]

You don't know what a context is . .

?

[Ally]

Yes, well, I don't know. You confused me.

What context are you talking about?

[Grumma]

I was asking you the context of you getting in as a youngun

[Ally]

Yep, absolutely no idea what you're talking about now. *confused*

[Grumma]

Zomg Why Do You Wanna Know Whether Or Not You Could Get In!!!!!!!!!!??????????????

[Ally]

Ohhh... because there is a show that I want to go to and their website says it's overage. However, I know some venues allow youngin's in with an adult, so I'm just wondering if they do that there.

[Grumma]

Ring up and ask them?

[Ally]

I'm going to do that tomorrow, but I figured it wouldn't hurt asking here considering that at least one person would have been to a gig there.

SHEESH!

[Grumma]

Have a whinge why dont ya!

[Ally]

Yeaahhh, shut up. :p

[Liz]

Urgh, Damien Leith was on Spicks and Specks tonight.

[Grumma]

I dont mind him because a) he sung Hallelujah and b) He's Irish!

[The Dying Start]

I don't mind him because a) He can sing. B) He sang Crying, and did it well, and C) He's Irish!

[Mirm]

The irish are all bad.

[Grumma]

Oh arent they ;)

[Julian]

I hated his version of Hallelujah

Anyway, who here does alot of food shopping?

[Grumma]

I didnt actually hear it: I just know he did it and I like the song

[Mirm]

Anyway, who here does alot of food shopping?


me!
but all I buy is catfood, homebrand pasta, milk, cheese, flour and tuna.
sometimes i buy potatoes and sour cream though! and maybe even lollies!

[Johnny_Wah]

Food shopping? No.

But I buy a pizza and blue lemonade everday at school.
Just thought y'all should know.

[Julian]

me!
but all I buy is catfood, homebrand pasta, milk, cheese, flour and tuna.
sometimes i buy potatoes and sour cream though! and maybe even lollies!

For my maths assignment I need the price of 3 different products with 3 different sizes. Things like different sizes of milk is good

[Neo]

our shopping bill has doubled over the past 5 years. our groceries are now costing around $160 a week, and I blame that all on my fat brother. He used to be nice and skinny, then he discovered the chips in the pantry. now he is psycho all the time and eats alot of chocolate and is fat and eats the equlavent of what 3 or more (standard) people would eat in a day.

[Julian]

That's nice to know but it doesn't help me much

[Neo]

I can feel my pulse in my left boob.

[Mirm]

are your titties real small?

[Bec]

For my maths assignment I need the price of 3 different products with 3 different sizes. Things like different sizes of milk is good

If you go to coles online you should be able to look up stuff there and find prices :)

[Neo]

are your titties real small?
not really, but they aren't gigantic either...

[Mirm]

Whatever size they may be, please, continue talking about feeling your left boob.

[Julian]

If you go to coles online you should be able to look up stuff there and find prices :)

I love you!

[Neo]

Whatever size they may be, please, continue talking about feeling your left boob.
well there isn't really anything else to say... so how about a joke!

A couple were going out for the evening. They'd gotten ready, all dolled
up, dog put out, etc.

The taxi arrives, and as the couple start out, the dog shoots back in the
house.

They don't want the dog shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi
while the husband goes upstairs to chase the dog out.

The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explains to the
taxi driver: "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.

"Sorry I took so long" he says," Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed and I
had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!

Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching and biting
me as I hauled her arse downstairs and tossed her in the back yard!

She better not shit in the vegetable garden again!"

The silence in the cab was deafening.




I laughed so hard at that one!

[Jake]

I do food shopping sometimes. My mum does a weekly shop, but I never remember to put stuff on the list, and most other stuff she buys is lameass, so I just buy real food from the village on the way back from school. I was disappointed with the choice of lettuce yesterday though - limp gem lettuce or a biiig iceberg lettuce that would go limp before I can use it. Yes Glenn, limp.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

wow, im totally dying to hear more grocery stories.

[The Dying Start]

This is the funniest page of radom crap we've had in here for a while. About time too.

[Caity]

It feels like years since I've been on here. I'm so out of touch.

[Marv From NZ]

Feel grown up?

[The Dying Start]

I don't feel grown up.

[Jake]

I was at an 18th party tonight, and I almost got chucked out for giving an underage kid a drink - which I'd been given by someone else and was gonna drink myself 'til she stole it. Got off with just a warning thankfully, so nwo I'm pretty wasted and looking forward to chool tomorrow, then my boyfriend can look after my hungover ass in th eafternoon. Best thing about this is that I'm not even 18, haha. A really bad fake ID fworsk at this place..

[Colezy]

I just got my hair cut short :)

[Grumma]

I was at an 18th party tonight, and I almost got chucked out for giving an underage kid a drink - which I'd been given by someone else and was gonna drink myself 'til she stole it. Got off with just a warning thankfully, so nwo I'm pretty wasted and looking forward to chool tomorrow, then my boyfriend can look after my hungover ass in th eafternoon. Best thing about this is that I'm not even 18, haha. A really bad fake ID fworsk at this place..

You arent 18? :confused:

I thought you were like 22 or something :confused:

[The Dying Start]

Good on you Jakey!!!


OoOo...pictures, Nicole!

[Caity]

I'm going to a party tonight.
It's sort of a piss up for the person having it - in the past week or so, he broke up with his girlfriend and crashed his dad's car. I think he needs it.

[Colezy]

OoOo...pictures, Nicole!
Tomorrow! :)

[Grumma]

Why not today?

[Marv From NZ]

You arent 18? :confused:

I thought you were like 22 or something :confused:

Same here.......

[Jessii]

My brothers gf bought her 10 month old pug puppy over. I asked why it was walking weird. It had just been to the vet, and they realised it's balls had never dropped and they had to cut them out of him! So now he won't be able to help make any future pug generations.

[Johnny_Wah]

How...awkward.

We had the crepe man at school today. I had 3. They cost 10 bucks.


It was worth it:D

[Bec]

$10 each or all together?

Ours only cost $2.50 each and our crepe man is coming on wednesday.

I win :p

[Johnny_Wah]

$10.00 all together.


And damn.

[Rosie28]

Crepe man?

I love crepes. They shit all over pancakes!

[Jake]

You arent 18? :confused:

I thought you were like 22 or something :confused:

Lol, I'm only 17 - birthday's in June (the same day that I'll be seeing Muse at the new Wembley Stadium!)

[Marv From NZ]

CRAZY............ You look alot older than you do, so that's all good! Do you get away with alot of shit?

[Grumma]

I thought she was older simply cos she keeps going on about how drunk she is and how often she goes out :confused:

[Marv From NZ]

And that's not "normal" for alot of kids around that age bracket to do these days lol?

[Grumma]

Well going to pubs and other over18 places isn't normal for a 17 y/old I wouldn't have thought

[Marv From NZ]

Well it's quite normal for under 18's to get a fake id's these days....

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

I think getting a fake ID sure is better than whinging about not being able to do things. HOORAY FOR BEING A CRIMINAL AND PROACTIVE.i hate you all

[Marv From NZ]

LOL yup.

Luckily for me i never needed one as i was never that desperate to act older than i actually was.

[Grumma]

Well I've been 18 since October and I've used my ID to go somewhere once.

I also laugh at all these 16/17 year olds that think that when they turn 18 and go clubbing they'll be the coolest people on the planet

[Colezy]

Well I've been 18 since October and I've used my ID to go somewhere once.

I also laugh at all these 16/17 year olds that think that when they turn 18 and go clubbing they'll be the coolest people on the planet

Haha, same here :p Tis funny to watch/hear them talk about it!

Since I've turned 18 (Jan 06), I've never been asked for ID. That was up until last weekend when I was out having dinner and we went for drinks afterwards and the bar dude just goes "ID". I think it was because the ground outside the bar was on a slope, making me look twice as short as I really am! :p
When I gave it to him, he just looked at me said "19, huh?" and gave it back to me :rolleyes: Dickhead.

[Grumma]

Haha, same here :p Tis funny to watch/hear them talk about it!

They hate me as well cos I always rub in the fact that they can't club but want to, and I can but don't. Then whenever they start talking about what they're going to do when they're 18 I start paying out on them (eg "What kind of a retard would go clubbing every second night")

[Colezy]

Haha you cant even go clubbing every second night in Hobart! :p

If I'm out with friends or the guys from work and its a wed/fri/sat night, we go to a pub because a) none of us are really clubbing sorta people and b) the boppers/teenies/underages/retards aren't going to be there.

[Grumma]

Fair point.

Yeah pubs are alright cos they generally play 80s music and they have pool tables etc
Nightclubs are just an accident waiting to happen