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Kylie eats dugong for tea
09-13-2006, 09:28 AM
I had an undercut in year 2 :confused:
i know people who had undercuts - they worked well on their heads!
i used to want one but i have really thick hair and it might've made it go curly...
hair is a weird substance
*M!
Jessii
09-13-2006, 12:32 PM
From my sisters livejournal about her catching a couple giving oral sex in the teenagers fitting room of myer where she works:
I watched as the girl just grabbed something random off a rack and walked into the fitting rooms, and the guy hung around the racks alittle bit all nervous like and kept looking at the counter before going into the fitting room again..
They looked seedy as fuck so about 2 minutes after he went in i went in aswell.
Keep in mind there were quite a lot of 15 year old girls trying clothes on, and i couldnt figure out which room the two had gone into, but as the doors are a little bit seethrough i could make out two figures in the very very first room closet to the entrance to get in there. I peaked under the door...
Only to see the girl on her knees with her head bobbing, and the guy standing straight up with his legs apart So i went bright red in the face and literally yelled at julia to come here straight away. She peaked under and cracked up laughing and so Maria our team leader came over, and when she peaked under, The guy was on his knees, and the girl was squating near the floor. and you could hear noises...
We called security, because clearing giving eachother oral sex in a teenage g irls fitting room is completely fucking wrong. And she peaked under and told htem that guys arent allowed in there and that they have to get out, which resulted in them jumping up straight away the girl saying "yeah i'm just getting changed" and then pissbolting out of the store.
Thats not a sight i ever want to see at work again.....
And they werent teenagers they were like late 20s early 30s maybe:( :( and they obviously came in with the pure intention of doing that.
Then Di the security guard said that on thursday night one of the male managers called her saying "can you please go into the mothers room and turn on the light", so she went up to the mothers and babies changing room and turned on the light, and in the corner of the room was a guy sitting in a chair with a lady laying on his lap with his hand up her skirt. Di told them that he has to get out becuase its for mothers and babies only, which he promptly replied to by saying "she is my baby" to what Di said "no for changing babies nappies, not for making babies".
Ick.
The Dying Start
09-13-2006, 12:36 PM
Sounds like a rootin' tootin' good time.
Caity
09-13-2006, 12:38 PM
Hahaha that's almost funny - I hope to god though, that I never find that sort of a thing at work :p
The Dying Start
09-13-2006, 12:39 PM
We all know that you're probably the one to be doing it...
Caity
09-13-2006, 12:48 PM
I bet you've done it :p
The Dying Start
09-13-2006, 01:07 PM
What? Given a guy head in a retail outlets change rooms?
Not recently...
i know this has nothing to do with the thread of conversation that's happening at the moment but...
did anyone see Rove last night?
there was the faux wiggle again... was there an explanation to Gregs absence?
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Caity
09-13-2006, 01:11 PM
You *knew* what I meant.
I really should be studying for physics.
The Dying Start
09-13-2006, 01:14 PM
Greg's sick...that's all.
And Caity......did I? DID I? :D
Rosie28
09-13-2006, 01:19 PM
i know this has nothing to do with the thread of conversation that's happening at the moment but...
did anyone see Rove last night?
there was the faux wiggle again... was there an explanation to Gregs absence?
*M!
I think he's sick.. maybe.. I dunno
awesome - thanks everyone
i hope greg gets better
now back to oral examinations in public places
:p
*M!
The Dying Start
09-13-2006, 01:24 PM
I've never given or recieved such, however someone on an Adelaide based forum i used to go to posted up a photograph of a bum giving another bum head in the parklands of Adelaide. Not only was i shocked that someone had stopped to take a photo of the act. Not only was i shocked that they had posted it on an internet forum. But i also couldn't believe this sort of thing happened in Adelaide. I hadn't even seen a full on Prozzie until Kim took me for a tour of St Kilda in Melbs.
Caity
09-13-2006, 01:26 PM
I've never given or recieved such, however someone on an Adelaide based forum i used to go to posted up a photograph of a bum giving another bum head in the parklands of Adelaide. Not only was i shocked that someone had stopped to take a photo of the act. Not only was i shocked that they had posted it on an internet forum. But i also couldn't believe this sort of thing happened in Adelaide. I hadn't even seen a full on Prozzie until Kim took for for a tour of St Kilda in Melbs.
Interesting choice of words Glenn :p
hehe - what Caity said - thankg god the boss is away today - i wouldn't've wanted to explain why i am laughing so hard...
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Jessii
09-13-2006, 01:32 PM
Wow something i said actually started a conversation.
Well we get homeless people sleeping on the floor where i work but so far no sex acts..
The Dying Start
09-13-2006, 01:33 PM
Interesting choice of words Glenn :p
YOU'RE a bum head!
i don't have homeless people nor people having sex at my workplace...
how dull
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Jessii
09-13-2006, 01:37 PM
Where do you work?
I work in a library. It's a free public place so we get lots of... different people.
Including a homeless guy who would follow me around talking in jibberish. I wonder if the way he scared me is the way i scare people when i talk lots...
haha - i scare people when i talk too much...
*shrugs*
i work at a ceramics gallery...
not the most appropriate place to get it on i suppose...
althought there is a lot pf sculptures of naked women upstairs at the moment (there are also lots of drawings of them at the moment too)
*M!
Jessii
09-13-2006, 01:42 PM
One of the first books someone asked me for at work was "the ins and outs of gay sex"
Wasnt sure if they were asking me cause i was new and they wanted to freak me out.. or really wanted the book. Sent them to information desk and yes. its a real book.
Kylie eats dugong for tea
09-13-2006, 01:43 PM
I have homeless people at my workplace! hooray!
the ins and outs of gay sex...
sounds like a step by step guide...
:p
ok that was inappropriate...
*M!
Jessii
09-13-2006, 01:49 PM
I didn't think there would be much to learn!
*shrugs*
i don't know - maybe i should go ask at our public library...
that would open a whole new can of worms!
fun times!
plus our town probably doesn't have a copy...
*shrugs* and i'm not gay so i probably don't need to look...
wow - more pointless than usuall - good work me!
:)
*M!
Jessii
09-13-2006, 01:58 PM
Someone asked me where the adult videos were.
I had to explain adult meant it wasn't a kids film not porn.
hahah - i wish i had to explain interesting things - i just have to explain ceramics things - and the occasional web/computer type thing...
/grumble
*M!
Rosie28
09-13-2006, 02:03 PM
Where do you work?
I work in a library. It's a free public place so we get lots of... different people.
Including a homeless guy who would follow me around talking in jibberish. I wonder if the way he scared me is the way i scare people when i talk lots...
Haha! I'm scared of homeless people, but I know it's not their fault or anything.
The other day, in town, I saw this homeless guy yelling and swearing across the road, I looked and there was no one. It was funny though coz me and my friend had just bought these bottles (for 2 year olds) and we were talking to a shop keeper about how mental he is while drinking our lemonade.
Jessii
09-13-2006, 02:05 PM
You know how homeless people sell the magazine the big issue? I nearly bought one last week cause as i walked past the guy goes "Buy the big issue and stop domestic violence.... if i don't sell them all my gf will beat me!"
oh wow - that's spectacular!
last time i nearly bought the big issue was when i was doing an assignment for uni and i wanted to take a picture of me standing with the guy that was selling them...
i didn't buy it though 'cause he wouldn't pose! :(
i saw a really interesting docco on homeless people specifically based around selling the big issue... very interesting!
also - drinking from baby bottles is fun!
*M!
Jessii
09-13-2006, 02:14 PM
Yeah i've never bought it before but the whole "buy big issue and stop domestic violence... if i don't sell them all my gf will beat me" thing showed that he had a sense of humor!
yeah - i found that pretty entertaining when i read your post!
it'd be horrible to be down on your luck like that... but the docco showed how the whole Big Issue thing worked and how it helped them get money for food and the like
i'm glad that particular guy had a sense of humor - it'd be important to keep it in any curcumstance - perhaps harder to find things funny in that situation though...
*M!
Kylie eats dugong for tea
09-13-2006, 02:22 PM
I work at the big issue office guyzzzzz. For another 4.5 weeks anyway.
and that compass documentary is great.
oh - cool Kylie!
what's it like to work there... be pretty interesting yeah?
and what are you going to do in 4.5 weeks time new job? travel?
*M!
Kylie eats dugong for tea
09-13-2006, 02:33 PM
Yeah, its pretty ''interesting''
This is actually my uni work placement. So I shall attempt to find a paying job in 4.5 weeks. I'm going to start applying for jobs soon. I hate selection criteria. Send it to hell!
I'm interested in moving out of Brisbane for a while. Except I don't really have any money at the moment to do so. I want to move to Melbourne although its more financially viable for me to move to Sydney/Wollongong (relatives to mooch off until I find a job)
oh wow - The Big Issue for uni placement... what course are you doing?
one of my friends doing something IT-ish did work placement at Smiths Chips - but that doesn't sound nearly as interesting as the big issue...
good luck with the job hunt!
*M!
graverobbin'bastard
09-13-2006, 02:46 PM
fuck I'm tired man and the daily show is on argh I wanna be on here but the daily show is a callin'
mel_bound
09-13-2006, 02:48 PM
Jon Stewart's daily show? I love that show, we only get a weekly edition, and now that's been taken off the air for a little while.. aww I love that show.
graverobbin'bastard
09-13-2006, 02:55 PM
Jon Stewart's daily show? I love that show, we only get a weekly edition, and now that's been taken off the air for a little while.. aww I love that show.
yup that's the one, we get it every night here hah. It's freaking hilarious. It's a commercial right now ifn' yer wondering heh
graverobbin'bastard
09-13-2006, 02:56 PM
work was interesting today to I worked my second 12 hour shift in a row. I was a bit delirious and shit. Plus I almost passed out asleep on the bench when I was on break cause I was so fuckin' tired
Kylie eats dugong for tea
09-13-2006, 03:30 PM
oh wow - The Big Issue for uni placement... what course are you doing?
one of my friends doing something IT-ish did work placement at Smiths Chips - but that doesn't sound nearly as interesting as the big issue...
good luck with the job hunt!
*M!
Im doing social science (human services)
which is like social work, but not...in case you were wondering. Most people have no idea what that means.
Im doing social science (human services)
which is like social work, but not...in case you were wondering. Most people have no idea what that means.
i must admit - at the moment i'm one of the few who doesn't fully understand what like social work but not means... but yeah... thanks for the reply Kylie - it sounds like a pretty interesting course to be doing
there's probably some really unique social interaction issues that you get to cover or that you've come across whilst doing the course...
makes my poor old Fine Arts degree sound so socially inept!
*M!
Caity
09-13-2006, 03:38 PM
Hey guys guess what?
I'm finally doing some study for physics!
And I'm all organised too - I have a binder where I'll do all my questions, and I've got them organised with the tabs and everything!
congrats Caity!
you sound so pleased with yourself for doing physics (and well you should 'cause it always sounds so painful) i got a touch of the giggles when i read your post!
anyway... good luck with it
i'm trying to stay ahead of deadlines for work - it isn't actually going as bad as i thought it would be!
*M!
Caity
09-13-2006, 03:42 PM
I'm so screwed for this exam :p it's 11am on Friday - we're organising to meet at the Cairns library tomorrow to study together hahaha we're so screwed!!!
haha - Get Aaron to dress up as you and he can do it - he seems a bit of a wiz when it comes to nerdy stuff!
*giggles*
i haven't been to cairns since i was six - i wish i could come and visit! (not to help with physics... :p i just want to go somewhere hot and sunny and see TLE haha so random my bad!)
*M!
cdejonge
09-13-2006, 03:51 PM
I'm just about to leave for Bendigo, well via two stop along the way. Got all my stuff ready and can't wait for the gig!
have a tops time at the gig cam!
*M!
Caity
09-13-2006, 04:04 PM
haha - Get Aaron to dress up as you and he can do it - he seems a bit of a wiz when it comes to nerdy stuff!
*giggles*
i haven't been to cairns since i was six - i wish i could come and visit! (not to help with physics... :p i just want to go somewhere hot and sunny and see TLE haha so random my bad!)
*M!
He very cleverly helped with my physics report - here's hoping I get a decent mark!
I'm doing alright in the questions I'm doing now - damn physics, it really is ghey.
You should come to Cairns! It's....I don't know what it is but you should!
haha if i stand in the middle of town and yell really loudly "Hi Caity" will you come and show me around?
that would be fun!
*fingers crossed for good physics marks* (for you - for me it'd be pointless!)
*M!
Caity
09-13-2006, 04:35 PM
If you stood in the middle of town and yelled, I still wouldn't hear you :p Cairns isn't that little!!
Awww... that's no fun! :( :p
how am i expected to find you then?
hahaha!
if you stood in the middle of town here and yelled for me i don't think i'd hear you either - especially if i was at home - i live about 6kms out of town!
*shrugs*
*M!
Caity
09-13-2006, 05:25 PM
I'm about 10-15 minutes out of the city - we're actually quite "central" to the outskirts of Cairns, if that makes sense. We can get most everywhere within 10-15 minutes.
haha - awesome - i understand central outskirts - that is how i'd classify where i live (if i were clever enough to think of it before you - now i'm just appropriating it - hope you don't mind)
i know people that live about an hour out of town (of MY town - not yours) that's getting a bit far...
but Caity - you're underestimating my lung capacity and my sheer volume!
:p
i still wanna come up to Cairns though - i think my dad loved it when we were up there too - so if we were to go and have a holiday we'd probably head north!
*M!
Caity
09-13-2006, 05:31 PM
Well, I'm gettin' outta here at the end of this year :p Moving to Sydney!
There are some northern and southern suburbs that are close to an hour away - Gordonvale to the south and the beaches to the north, then there's Innisfail and Port Douglas to the south and north respectively, but they're their own little townships - I'm sure you lot have probably heard of them through various different events :p
The Dying Start
09-13-2006, 05:39 PM
i work at a ceramics gallery...
not the most appropriate place to get it on i suppose...
Ohhhhh, i just want to stick my big slippery hunk of clay in your hot steaming kiln baby!
we don't actually fire stuff here but nice metaphor anyway Glenn!
:p
*M!
The Dying Start
09-13-2006, 05:49 PM
Oh, you'd definately be firing stuff if i was workin there!
yeah - but me getting fired isn't a cool thing :p
i'm surprised i've lasted this long - especially after all the 'boarding i've been doing recently...
*shrugs*
*M!
The Dying Start
09-13-2006, 05:57 PM
Don't worry, I'd get fired too...i'm outta CONTROWLLLLLLL
Well, I'm gettin' outta here at the end of this year :p Moving to Sydney!
There are some northern and southern suburbs that are close to an hour away - Gordonvale to the south and the beaches to the north, then there's Innisfail and Port Douglas to the south and north respectively, but they're their own little townships - I'm sure you lot have probably heard of them through various different events :pWhere 'bouts in Sydney are you moving too?
Caity
09-13-2006, 10:04 PM
Mountains - live with James!
In other news, my mum's little sister died overnight. She had a heart attack in her sleep.
Perhaps it sounds insensitive, but ... I don't feel sad. We (our family) hadn't talked to her for ten years, except when my grandmother died (some of you might remember me mentioning that a few years back?) and other family emergencies like that. My mum's more or less upset that it's so easy/quick to die - she went to bed and didn't wake up.
It's been a shit week, hey?
Jessii
09-13-2006, 11:26 PM
How old was she?
My dads mum died in her sleep when he was little.
The Dying Start
09-14-2006, 12:07 AM
My dad;s dad was killed by a nursing home. My mum's mum is 87 tomorrow and going like a fucken fraight train.
Jessii
09-14-2006, 12:11 AM
Explain about nursing home?
The Dying Start
09-14-2006, 12:14 AM
Typical nursing home, just didn't look after him, and because every nursing home has a waiting list we couldn't just pull him out, we had to wait til we could put him somewhere else. So they didn't look after him or feed him properly or dress his wounds properly or anything, and he ended up just dying of a broken heart. His heart just stopped....when his doctor said he had one of the strongest hearts for a man his age, and we have no heart problems in our family.
Speaks volumes about the state of Australia's aged care facilities...and it's the same with mental health facilities.
Jessii
09-14-2006, 12:18 AM
I've read about places that like, a person i know spent months looking for the right home for her aunty and it still happened. Sorry about your grandfather!
And about mental health facilities, i've been in a pysch hospital a few times, and on 2 seperate occasions they gave me the wrong meds and i spent the night throwing up/seizuring.
Colezy
09-14-2006, 12:26 AM
Aged care sucks the big ones, that's for sure. My mum is an aged care nurse so I hear all kinds of stories and all. She's good at what she does, except alot of things never get done or are late getting done because they're extremely understaffed. And that'ss not just at her work, it's all over the freaking country.
Yeah, it just sucks.
Caity
09-14-2006, 11:55 AM
How old was she?
My dads mum died in her sleep when he was little.
46 - that's the stupid thing. She wasn't old or anything. She had weight problems, but she had them under control, or so her doctor said.
graverobbin'bastard
09-14-2006, 12:30 PM
I got my tattoo today! I'm pretty fuckin' excited man. I'll try and get a picture on the computer. The bandage is starting to itch godammit. So hows life on the board today?
Caity
09-14-2006, 12:30 PM
What's it look like? Bit of a description?
graverobbin'bastard
09-14-2006, 12:32 PM
It's the living end logo with sa little bit of flames around it and some little stars and music notes and stuff
oooh - i wanna see it!
wait... where did you get it...
:p
*M!
graverobbin'bastard
09-14-2006, 12:35 PM
it's on my forearm down by my wrist and goes about half way up to the pit of my elbow heh,
Aaron
09-14-2006, 12:52 PM
Neat. Make sure to email Rae about it - there's a gallery on the band's homepage showcasing fan body-art!
graverobbin'bastard
09-14-2006, 12:54 PM
just email the adress on the site?
Aaron
09-14-2006, 01:15 PM
That should work. Make the subject of the email something about 'Tattoo Gallery', to distinguish it from the millions of requests for backstage passes.
graverobbin'bastard
09-14-2006, 01:22 PM
hahahaha good point
Man... I thought I was going to die last night. My heart felt like it was really struggling to keep pumping and my lungs felt really heavy and the room felt like it was spinning around me. woah
Woah!
that sounds crap Neo - are you feeling better now?
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Woah!
that sounds crap Neo - are you feeling better now?
*M! Yeah, I think so... it's been weird lately, like I could be really really hungry where my stomach is growling so damn loud, but not felt like eating, and feeling really hot and sweating when it's only around 15 degrees C, and I've been breathing a bit heavily too...
Could these be symptoms of something?
Last week I had a really bad migrane headache which lasted for a few days, followed by a throat infection and constant sneezing
Colezy
09-14-2006, 02:18 PM
I think it's time to visit the doctor! Get better soon, Jamie/Jaime/Jaimie/idontknowhowtospellyourname
:)
I think it's time to visit the doctor! Get better soon, Jamie/Jaime/Jaimie/idontknowhowtospellyourname
:)
the first one :p hehe. I hope its only happening because of my bird, and not anything serious.
It was funny though when I woke up this morning and yelled "I'm alive", because I honestly thought I wouldn't make it though the night :confused:
fingers crossed that you'll be ok Jamie!
*M!
Kimjar
09-14-2006, 07:11 PM
Bird flu.
Anyone ever stayed in a hotel in Wodonga before and wanna give me a cheap but not so sleazy suggestion for a place to stay? I can't decide out of the ones on wotif.com. And I can't decide if we will need 2 beds or one. Damn things being confusing and such.
Aaron
09-14-2006, 07:19 PM
Bird flew? They do that all the time - nothing to worry about.
:D
Caity
09-14-2006, 09:32 PM
Bird flu.
Anyone ever stayed in a hotel in Wodonga before and wanna give me a cheap but not so sleazy suggestion for a place to stay? I can't decide out of the ones on wotif.com. And I can't decide if we will need 2 beds or one. Damn things being confusing and such.
Hahahaha oh Kimmyyyyyy :p
skitbra
09-14-2006, 09:44 PM
46 - that's the stupid thing. She wasn't old or anything. She had weight problems, but she had them under control, or so her doctor said.
My uncle had a sudden unexpected heart attack and died when he was 50. They think it was mostly stress-induced (he'd been having a stressful time at work apparently).
Losing people suddenly like that is just fucked up. If they've been sick and you know they're gonna go, it's so much easier to deal with. But phonecalls in the middle of the night telling you someone's dead.... I've had too many of them in my life (i.e. two).
Kimjar
09-14-2006, 10:04 PM
Hahahaha oh Kimmyyyyyy :p
Hahaha you shut up missy :p
Colezy
09-15-2006, 11:57 AM
Sarah should be at my place any moment now!! Argh! So excited for tonight and tomorrow nights gigs!! :D
Jessii
09-15-2006, 12:00 PM
I'm currently working behind the desk at the library i work at rather then just shelving. Sometimes i'm really nervous cause i worry so much of what people think about me. A fellow worker said "you know you can actually talk to the people they won't bite."
So a guy comes up with a Stephen King novel Carrie and like just slams it on the counter and i go "Ohhh Carrie i really like this book" and he just glares at me and starts yelling about how someone just told him to put his bag in a locker and how we are all judging him. So i explained that the lockers are so your stuff doesn't get stolen not because we think you are going to steal stuff, because all the books are security tagged anyway.
He continued to yell at it and i admit i was immature and didn't scan his books right so when he walked out the door all the alarms went off.
I am aware that it was lame but he was yelling at me when i didn't tell him to put his bag away!
haha - Jessii, i would've done the same thing to make the alarms go off probably... just to give him a bit of a shake-up...
i mean - yeah - ok he was annoyed but you were just being pleasant and he tried to bite your head up...
betcha the alarms freaked him out a little :p
*M!
its a sunny day, but i can't be arsed going out and appreciating it.
meh, i'll just open the window.
graverobbin'bastard
09-15-2006, 12:53 PM
man work has been so fuckin' slow and boring lately, I'm struggling to keep myself busy all the time. On a plus side I got a coworker into the living end methinks hah. Fuck I'm so bored tonight bah
Hey Brad!
shame about work being boring but hooray for getting a coworker into TLE - i've done that here! :D
how's things over in Ontario today?
*M!
graverobbin'bastard
09-15-2006, 12:59 PM
howdy, things are alright here my tattoo looks good! swollen as fuck and kinda throbbing but good hah. I've basically sat in bed watching tv since getting home from work. I watch buffy the vampire slayer umm alot. How are things in your part of the world? Probably better than here hah,
oooh - a tat update
you SO have to post it when it's not all swolen - so that we get a better indication of what it's supposed to look like...
it's beautiful and sunny outside but i am chained to my desk!
Erin should go outside and enjoy the sunlight for me (haha Erin... if you're reading... :p *giggles*)
it's 12:31pm and i feel as though a nap is in order but alas - sleep at work = bad!
*M!
awwww...but i wanna stay and become liquid paper white....:D ok, on behalf of all the people stuck inside :D
graverobbin'bastard
09-15-2006, 01:08 PM
I will definitely post a picture if I can get one up on my computer. It was all gloomy and cloudy here today go Canada! I'm sure glad I'm not at work anymore haha, I get three days off tihs weekend! I don't know what I'm gonna do with myself. Cause at this point I've had one day off in umm 44 days I think?
graverobbin'bastard
09-15-2006, 01:10 PM
awwww...but i wanna stay and become liquid paper white....:D ok, on behalf of all the people stuck inside :D
nothing wrong with staying in sometimes man. Plus tans are no fun heh at least I don't like having one
oooh - i'm a moon tan girl all the way (still a way of Davy Havock white though) but it just looks like the exact right weather to be sitting under a tree with a good book or some good music!
and Erin - if you wanna stay inside - that's cool too 'cause you're fun to "chat" to on the 'board!
*M!
graverobbin'bastard
09-15-2006, 01:14 PM
I take it you mean pale?I've gotten a bit of a tan on my arms since I've been biking to work everyday dang it. My cat is wandering around all aimless and shit, freaking weirdo
reall? awww, i'm feeling loved :D
i did go outside, man the sun warms every bloody bit of your body :D i have to out to check the mail, more warmth!!
I take it you mean pale?I've gotten a bit of a tan on my arms since I've been biking to work everyday dang it. My cat is wandering around all aimless and shit, freaking weirdo
haha, moon tan = pale!
you are correct! (i wish there was a tick or a thumbs up on this board!)
cats are cool - but yeah - def. weird!
and Erin - you have kept me entertained so that makes me think you're a champ! :D
plus you posted that piccie for me in the photo thread (or whatever it's called)
meh - everyone on the board is pretty cool though with any encounters i've had with them...
*waves 'good morning' to Mel* (just in case she's reading :p )
*M!
graverobbin'bastard
09-15-2006, 01:18 PM
warmth is pretty dang nice though. It's starting to get cold here already which sucks. I hate the cold my skinny self isn't built for it
thanks *M :D
oh yeah, heya mel!!! *waves*
warmth is pretty dang nice though. It's starting to get cold here already which sucks. I hate the cold my skinny self isn't built for it
i can't stand the cold. bloody hate it. i can live with 21 degrees upwards...well, i haven't been in a place above 47 degrees before, so not really 'upwards' then....
man - i wanna go all lizard and lie in the sun for the rest of the day!
i don't hate winter though - the stars are better in the night sky AND i love snuggling under a doona with a book or in front of the TV if i couldn't be bothered to use my brain too strenuously!
*M!
i like winter 'cause my b'day is in it. im getting better coping with winter :)
graverobbin'bastard
09-15-2006, 01:25 PM
haha, moon tan = pale!
you are correct! (i wish there was a tick or a thumbs up on this board!)
cats are cool - but yeah - def. weird!
and Erin - you have kept me entertained so that makes me think you're a champ! :D
plus you posted that piccie for me in the photo thread (or whatever it's called)
meh - everyone on the board is pretty cool though with any encounters i've had with them...
*waves 'good morning' to Mel* (just in case she's reading :p )
*M!
got it, also I don't like the smileys on this board not that I use them anyways but yeah hah. I'm working on taking in a shirt right now that I bought yesterday. Stupid clothes never fitting me
graverobbin'bastard
09-15-2006, 01:29 PM
i can't stand the cold. bloody hate it. i can live with 21 degrees upwards...well, i haven't been in a place above 47 degrees before, so not really 'upwards' then....
it gets fuckin' cold here in the winter. I got frost bite on my ear a couple years ago it hurt like hell
graverobbin'bastard
09-15-2006, 01:30 PM
I hope this isn't too stupid of a question but do you ever see lizards running around or snakes or anything? I thikn I'd be dancing I'd be so happy if I saw a monitor lizard in the wild haa
i went to a park up in the hills and i saw a few, and when i went to a bush cottage in lorne
we have snakes in the summer time
and lizards too!
but i live on a farm
i have had a couple of close encounters with snakes...
i don't know what a monitor lizard is though
*M!
isn't a monitor a big lizard?
never seen any snakes around, just lizards/skinks
graverobbin'bastard
09-15-2006, 01:36 PM
i went to a park up in the hills and i saw a few, and when i went to a bush cottage in lorne
nice that makes me jealous. We have fuck all for reptiles here a few snakes and turtles and that's about it
awww - skinks are fantastic!
:D
randomly - i used to have pet praying mantis's at school...
*M!
TURTLE!! :D i love those 'lil guys :)
randomly - i used to have pet praying mantis's at school...
hahahaha!!! really? the closest i ever got to one was on the roof of our primary school
graverobbin'bastard
09-15-2006, 01:37 PM
we have snakes in the summer time
and lizards too!
but i live on a farm
i have had a couple of close encounters with snakes...
i don't know what a monitor lizard is though
*M!
was it a dangerous snake? I think monitor lizards are more known as goannas there if I'm not mistaken. They can be pretty big as well but alot are pretty small.
Dang it's hot today. I need to buy a swimming pool. and one for my dog. he is sleeping under a tree.
we broke our pool, water went into our carport like a tidal wave (no offence)
was it a dangerous snake? I think monitor lizards are more known as goannas there if I'm not mistaken. They can be pretty big as well but alot are pretty small.
we get shingleback lizards all the summer. there are also other lizards but i can't think what they're called...
and we have red belly black and brown snakes...
i stepped on a red belly black (it was hiding under something)
and a brown one chased me into my hammock... so i started yelling for dad... it went away eventually...
*M!
graverobbin'bastard
09-15-2006, 01:45 PM
awww - skinks are fantastic!
:D
randomly - i used to have pet praying mantis's at school...
*M!
we had a blue tongued skink at my work for a whil he was awesome and really friendly. Praying mantis kinda creep me out haha. I like tarantulas alot though
you have a hammock? sweet...:)
graverobbin'bastard
09-15-2006, 01:46 PM
we get shingleback lizards all the summer. there are also other lizards but i can't think what they're called...
and we have red belly black and brown snakes...
i stepped on a red belly black (it was hiding under something)
and a brown one chased me into my hammock... so i started yelling for dad... it went away eventually...
*M!
cripes thems dangerous yeah? I'd probably still love it though hahaha. Shinglebacks are cute as hell.
graverobbin'bastard
09-15-2006, 01:48 PM
we broke our pool, water went into our carport like a tidal wave (no offence)
I don't get why you said no offence? Maybe i'm just dumb I dunno heh
in case anyone gets offended due to tsunami related deaths etc
red belly blacks and brown snakes are quite dangerous yes...
the brown ones will actually attack people if you're in the vacinity of their eggs etc...
and hammocks are fun!
:D
*M!
graverobbin'bastard
09-15-2006, 01:52 PM
in case anyone gets offended due to tsunami related deaths etc
gotcha that's quite considerate of ya
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Lard+man/
'LARD MAN!' :D
graverobbin'bastard
09-15-2006, 01:55 PM
red belly blacks and brown snakes are quite dangerous yes...
the brown ones will actually attack people if you're in the vacinity of their eggs etc...
and hammocks are fun!
:D
*M!
that's kinda scary, glad nothing happened though. and man I wish I had a freaking hammock. I can imagine sitting in it having a beer listening to music on a nice day ahhh
haha - i think that's the reason hammocks were invented!
man - i'm so stoked it's Friday!
:D
edit: i'm also pleased nothing happened - witht he snakes that is - but oh well both incidents make for pretty cool stories!
*M!
graverobbin'bastard
09-15-2006, 02:06 PM
it's not friday for me I'm still in tursday hah although friday isn't great for me cause I work early saturday mornings. Saturday night I can go out though
Aaron
09-15-2006, 07:42 PM
Anyone seen Glenn lately?
no...
i've been wondering about that myself!
*M!
Caity
09-15-2006, 09:06 PM
Doesn't he usually go to Carla's or something? Maybe he's there for an extended period of time!
He was on MSN the other night, he's still alive!
Kimjar
09-15-2006, 09:09 PM
Glenn wouldn't answer his phone yesterday or today. I think he's ignoring me, the cunt.
Either that, or I interrupted the sex-a-thon. *shrugs*
Caity
09-15-2006, 09:11 PM
So he's with Carla?
Kimjar
09-15-2006, 09:13 PM
What am I, a fricken Glenn tracking device?
Why is everyone so worried? You know he'll be back.
Aaron
09-15-2006, 09:15 PM
I was just making conversation, thinking perhaps he'd turn up in a speak-of-the-devil kind of way and start talking at everything like usual. :p
Kimjar
09-15-2006, 09:17 PM
Nah, it's too early for him to start posting yet :p Give it til about 11pm I'd say
Caity
09-15-2006, 09:19 PM
What am I, a fricken Glenn tracking device?
Why is everyone so worried? You know he'll be back.
I'm not worried :p it's Glenn!
cdejonge
09-15-2006, 10:17 PM
Sorry if this is old, but I'm bored:
Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today's world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as others see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following legitimate companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn't give their domain names enough consideration.
1. A site called 'Who Represents' where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name is www.whorepresents.com <http://www.whorepresents.com/>
2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com <http://www.expertsexchange.com/>
3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net <http://www.penisland.net/>
4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com <http://www.therapistfinder.com/>
5. Then of course, there's the Italian Power Generator company: www.powergenitalia.com <http://www.powergenitalia.com/>
6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: www.molestationnursery.com <http://www.molestationnursery.com/>
7. If you're looking for computer software, there's always www.ipanywhere.com <http://www.ipanywhere.com/>
8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is www.cummingfirst.com <http://www.cummingfirst.com/>
9. Then, of course, there are these brainless art designers, and their wacky website: www.speedofart.com <http://www.speedofart.com/>
10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at www.gotahoe.com <http://www.gotahoe.com/>
Bringing back the lizard/snake stuff, we once had a blue-tongued lizard in our compost heap, that was pretty cool. My dad made me hold it so he could take a picture and it tried to snap at me. No snakes, unless we went into the bush. Even then, I've probably seen one or two ever.
hillaas
09-16-2006, 01:32 AM
in a room you can build a whorehouse
man im so random! and tired.....
Steph Format
09-16-2006, 10:29 AM
I thought the Pen Island site was a joke...?
hillaas
09-16-2006, 11:50 AM
Obviously not! Hehe - Glenn would love that!
graverobbin'bastard
09-16-2006, 12:21 PM
Bringing back the lizard/snake stuff, we once had a blue-tongued lizard in our compost heap, that was pretty cool. My dad made me hold it so he could take a picture and it tried to snap at me. No snakes, unless we went into the bush. Even then, I've probably seen one or two ever.
nice I like blue tongues!
Caity
09-16-2006, 12:37 PM
James has two pet blue tongues - they're actually his brother's. Rocky and Bullwinkle.
Very cute.
The Dying Start
09-16-2006, 11:20 PM
Hey you fucking cunt rags....my internet-ears were burning...thought someone must've been talking about me.
Woooo....this place is all warm and homely....can't believe you spastics cranked 10 pages in the 2 days i was away. WhoreyMcWhore.
hillaas
09-16-2006, 11:46 PM
And do you feel special cos they all missed you?
James has two pet blue tongues - they're actually his brother's. Rocky and Bullwinkle.
Very cute.
We found a hedgehog in our driveway one afternoon, seemingly dazed and scared (rolled up, out during daylight..) so we kept it in a box overnight and gave it some food and water. The next day we took him to a wildlife centre. I called him Squishy (and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy...). :cool:
graverobbin'bastard
09-17-2006, 09:34 AM
I'm getting ready for my first drink of the weekend ahhh I can't wait to go to the bar tonight haha. Maybe I'll wake up in a chair in a strange house again this weekend? or better yet a bathtub? hah
The Dying Start
09-17-2006, 04:18 PM
And do you feel special cos they all missed you?
No, i feel special because i'm mentally retarded.
Caity
09-17-2006, 07:42 PM
We found a hedgehog in our driveway one afternoon, seemingly dazed and scared (rolled up, out during daylight..) so we kept it in a box overnight and gave it some food and water. The next day we took him to a wildlife centre. I called him Squishy (and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy...). :cool:
I love Finding Nemo :p
Colezy
09-17-2006, 07:55 PM
Does anyone know the code, or how to make the address of a website into an actual link? I want to do that for myspace, but everything I try doesn't want to work.
worry_rock
09-17-2006, 08:06 PM
No, i feel special because i'm mentally retarded.
...I actually laughed out loud when I read that. And trust me, it was no mere LOL :p
Does anyone know the code, or how to make the address of a website into an actual link? I want to do that for myspace, but everything I try doesn't want to work.
<a href="http://www.yourlinkhere.com">Click me!</a>
Here's a site Mel showed me that has a heap of useful stuff on it: Clicky (http://werbach.com/barebones/barebones.html#positioning)
well, this is my first time at entering the room... It seems liek a bit of a shit-hole but I'll still stay for the martinis...
well, this is my first time at entering the room... It seems liek a bit of a shit-hole
hehe made me laugh...thats what some people thought about the song until they heard it live :p no offence people.
The Dying Start
09-17-2006, 11:53 PM
...I actually laughed out loud when I read that. And trust me, it was no mere LOL :p
That's okay...we can be special together!
hillaas
09-17-2006, 11:58 PM
This room is small and cramped. I didn't know so many people could fit into a cell?!?
Colezy
09-18-2006, 01:12 AM
<a href="http://www.yourlinkhere.com">Click me!</a>
Here's a site Mel showed me that has a heap of useful stuff on it: Clicky (http://werbach.com/barebones/barebones.html#positioning)
Aha! Thanks heaps, Bec! :)
hillaas
09-18-2006, 01:37 AM
Im bored..........of the 6 people who are "reading threads" does anyone wanna post so i can post back?
mel_bound
09-18-2006, 01:41 AM
Sure I can post but it won't be very interesting
Colezy
09-18-2006, 01:44 AM
Same here!
Oh oh I can post too!
Now wasn't that exciting?
Colezy
09-18-2006, 01:47 AM
You've made my day :) :p
Watty
09-18-2006, 01:47 AM
I'm special I can post the most exciting post!
I'm special I can post the most exciting post!
My post is soooo much more exciting than your post.
and hoorah Nicole!
Colezy
09-18-2006, 01:49 AM
haha!
What a loser. Andre asked us to post to cure his bordom, yet he hasn't posted back!! :p
Watty
09-18-2006, 01:52 AM
haha our posts are more exciting than his then!
Colezy
09-18-2006, 01:54 AM
They always are! :p
(No offence, Andre :p)
hillaas
09-18-2006, 01:54 AM
I have now. Any your posts were all so good i read them 15 times over because of the interestingness of them all.
Now this (http://www.interesting.com/) is interestimg.
Watty OR Colezy OR Mel OR Bec > Andre
Edit: Good point Mel, I fixed it :)
mel_bound
09-18-2006, 01:54 AM
lets play with the character shortcuts
¿Ä¤Š§§‡k+„Ž
hillaas
09-18-2006, 01:56 AM
Watty + Colezy + Mel + Bec > Andre
I feel loved and significant!
Colezy
09-18-2006, 01:57 AM
And Andre returns! :p
Ohhh character shortcuts!! I can't remember any off of the top of my head! :(
Ok, I just tried one, but it made everything on my screen bigger and switched windows..hmm.
Watty
09-18-2006, 01:57 AM
I am singing and dancing to Robbie Williams on the tele :p
mel_bound
09-18-2006, 01:58 AM
Why that's not very nice Bec!
Anyway, it should be
Watty OR Colezy OR Mel OR Bec > Andre
:p
hillaas
09-18-2006, 01:58 AM
Youtube is the shiz i tell you. I havent used it much before but its awesome!
Oops, I already fixed it Mel.
Should I change it back so your post makes sense?
Youtube > Andre :p
hillaas
09-18-2006, 02:00 AM
Why that's not very nice Bec!
Anyway, it should be
Watty OR Colezy OR Mel OR Bec > Andre
:p
No no - it takes 4 to beat the great ANDRE!
hillaas
09-18-2006, 02:00 AM
Oops, I already fixed it Mel.
Should I change it back so your post makes sense?
Youtube > Andre :p
At least ME > google - that shithole of a site
mel_bound
09-18-2006, 02:01 AM
And Andre returns! :p
Ohhh character shortcuts!! I can't remember any off of the top of my head! :(
Ok, I just tried one, but it made everything on my screen bigger and switched windows..hmm.
Hold Alt and on the keypad press +0 and then 3 random numbers. After you let go of Alt a character should appear :D
žœº™¿
hillaas
09-18-2006, 02:03 AM
Whats meant to happen?? It just highlited stuff for me.
Watty
09-18-2006, 02:04 AM
♦Ð╩Ð▲♥öü¶õ like this?
I went for a run today but sort of failed. I fell over twice (stupid loose rocks) and then kept stopping 'cause my shins were hurting. Dammit.
hillaas
09-18-2006, 02:06 AM
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
^my second attempt.
hillaas
09-18-2006, 02:07 AM
I went for a run today but sort of failed. I fell over twice (stupid loose rocks) and then kept stopping 'cause my shins were hurting. Dammit.
Jake has the idea - talking about something remotely interesting...
It's cause I'm totally awesome. Now I'm drinking Pimms and lemonade...because it's Pimms o'clock!!!
Caity
09-18-2006, 08:49 AM
Why isn't Optus Me2U Credit thingy working? *bangs head on desk*
Too early.
graverobbin'bastard
09-18-2006, 11:22 AM
what's pimms? Man I feel like I just ask what stuff is on here haha. Umm someone just shouted oww outside my bedroom window. Maybe they got hit by a car? Or attacked by a dinosaur? I'm going with dinosaur cause that'd be better. I'ma gonna go mix me a rum and coke
kimjim
09-18-2006, 11:59 AM
Best sunday afternoon EVER!
Awesome summer like weather, friends birthday at the local tav. Free booze from people that i dont know, but apparently know me. It not being spiked was a big bonus. Made heaps of new friends and got treated to a free massage by a qualified massuse. Somehow finding my way home just in time to miss the family dinner, then have the family watch me make a knob out of myself by aiming the fork into my cheek.
passing out at 9pm. Awesome.
graverobbin'bastard
09-18-2006, 12:03 PM
damn sounds like you had a good day! Free drinks are the best somehow they taste just a little bit better hah.
i just entered a poem i wrote into a competition, hopefuly i can win something...wish me luck
hillaas
09-18-2006, 12:21 PM
God luck.
I once entered a peopm into an online competition so i could 'win' a free iPod. I got all this stuff sent to my house saying that it was going to be printed in this coffee table edition book and i would have a page all to myself ane everything. I don't know if it's real but if anyone sees a poem in a bookk with my name on it - tell me.
good luck Erin!
you realise you're going to have to share your poem with us if you win anything!
:D
:p
*M!
fair enough :D
i tried entering into a real big one, nation-wide. winner got 2 grand. you had to pay a fee of $10...they must have made a bloody killing.
..didn't win though
graverobbin'bastard
09-18-2006, 12:38 PM
I was just watching a music video of the sounds man I like that band alot. I have this weak spot for new wave-y kinda stuff sometimes
yeah? link?
im bored, give me a link. :D
hillaas
09-18-2006, 12:45 PM
I was just watching a music video of the sounds man I like that band alot. I have this weak spot for new wave-y kinda stuff sometimes
What? ....i'm lost. Anywa - link me!
EDIT: Erin beat me to it....5 mins ago.
graverobbin'bastard
09-18-2006, 12:47 PM
I'll try to find one it's downloaded to my computer. give me a second heh. Also htis is feeling like an 80's/new wave night time for some billy idol!
EDIT: Erin beat me to it....5 mins ago.
hahahaha!! sorry made me laugh :p
ive never been quick on these forums. SUCCESS!!! :d
graverobbin'bastard
09-18-2006, 12:51 PM
here ya go. Fuck this song is awesome! I'm watching it right now haha
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wXgmJL-elHY
it's a good feeling beating someone to something hey!
:D
Andre's post also made me giggle!
*M!
gooood clip and goooood song :D me likes
graverobbin'bastard
09-18-2006, 12:54 PM
wait what's going on? You're losing the dopey Canadian here hah
hillaas
09-18-2006, 12:56 PM
I'll tell you what me thinks when it finished downleading. Stupid internet!
graverobbin'bastard
09-18-2006, 12:59 PM
gooood clip and goooood song :D me likes
very blondie like don't ya think? and I agree it's a good song.
graverobbin'bastard
09-18-2006, 01:00 PM
what do you guys reckon are some good aussie bands I might not knw of way over here?
hillaas
09-18-2006, 01:01 PM
What band DO you know?
depends what you're into Brad...
i know a lot of stuff that most people on this board wouldn't dig...
*shrugs*
that would probably mean you wouldn't be into it either!
meh
i feel useless today - damn dumb posting!
*M!
graverobbin'bastard
09-18-2006, 01:07 PM
erm I love rose tattoo and zombie ghost train is pretty good. I know of frenzal rhomb and know one bodyjar song umm. As far as what I like I likes me rock n' roll, rockabilly, psychobilly, punk, celtic music man I dunno if it sounds good to me i like it haha
im bored. hence the large ammount of posts a day
I know of frenzal rhomb
there making a new album from what i know
hillaas
09-18-2006, 01:08 PM
I have a band - THE STAGES OF. They are pretty cool.
Add them on www.mypace.com/thestagesof
i hate being bored - but i hate having to do work more!
:p
i like posting though!
and i also like it when there is someone that is equally bored as i am... 'cause it means that they post here - so YAY Erin! :D
and Brad... maybe try Area-7 that might go down well - i would also suggest listening to more bodyjar!
*M!
hillaas
09-18-2006, 01:12 PM
Yeah - Bodyjar is the shiznit!
I'm bored as well but i have to go to my grandparents soon so ill be even border. I should get a phone that can go on the internet properly cos mine is slow as. That wat i could post when im away!
woot! there's two/three of us!
if there's anyone here who has a recording (or can find a youtube video) of julia zimeros (can't effing spell) act on thank god you're here, please post it :p
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTx-bj0UUds closest i could get.
anyone here like lano & woodley?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLtfImNfgRc found this
hillaas
09-18-2006, 01:14 PM
When did she do it?
what do you guys reckon are some good aussie bands I might not knw of way over here?
I've been listening to Cold Chisel for the last couple of hours. Man, they're easily one of my favourite bands. No doubt you've heard of them before.
graverobbin'bastard
09-18-2006, 01:19 PM
I have not heard of cold chisel. But I will try and get some more bodyjar though and check out area 7
When did she do it?
i have no idea :(
ahha! found it! episode 5 & 6 season 1
graverobbin'bastard
09-18-2006, 01:37 PM
I just watchedan interview with billy idol on david letterman from 1984 and wow he was fucked up on something haha. Pretty funny stuff
hillaas
09-18-2006, 02:25 PM
have u heard of Spiderbait?
Caity
09-18-2006, 02:39 PM
The White Room! (just ask Cam :p)
Burn the City
The Dying Start
09-18-2006, 03:15 PM
I'm hungry. One of you wenches should fetch me some sustenance.
graverobbin'bastard
09-18-2006, 03:30 PM
have u heard of Spiderbait?
that name is familiar
spiderbait are lame!
listen to.. um.. alright, everything is lame.
Julian
09-18-2006, 09:50 PM
Yeah Spiderbait aren't very good. Listen to The Black Keys :D
Rosie28
09-18-2006, 11:13 PM
anyone here like lano & woodley?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLtfImNfgRc found this[/QUOTE]
YES! Thank you :D
Colezy
09-18-2006, 11:15 PM
Ah man. Lano and Woodley crack me up!! So do The Scared Weird Little Guys..not that I've heard much of their stuff, but what I have heard has been great! :D
Rosie28
09-18-2006, 11:21 PM
anyone here like lano & woodley?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLtfImNfgRc found this[/QUOTE]
YES! Thank you :D
hillaas
09-18-2006, 11:25 PM
Youtube is so popular now. Damn slow internet!
The Dying Start
09-18-2006, 11:51 PM
Youtube is gay.
hillaas
09-18-2006, 11:55 PM
I watched a youtube video last night about some unicorn. It was funny as!
cdejonge
09-18-2006, 11:57 PM
I saw some funny video at Uni the other day about someguy called something Tate. About some gridion player who just knocks over people in the office. I'll try to find it later on.
hillaas
09-18-2006, 11:58 PM
I like Lars the emo kid. Funny dude!
Pimms and lemonade is a very British summer drink - they usually serve jugs of it in pubs all summer..it's very refreshing. I think it's some sort of gin thing..it's darkish red and has a strange taste. I'm crap at explaining. All I know is that it tastes good. But top tip...hangovers at school aren't so much fun!!
Colezy
09-19-2006, 03:50 AM
Us three Tassie forumers are the only ones online! :p
Watty
09-19-2006, 03:55 AM
Are you's now :p
And it's not just Tassie forumers on now :p
Colezy
09-19-2006, 03:59 AM
You ruined it! :p
Watty
09-19-2006, 04:00 AM
Mwhahahaha! *grins evily*
graverobbin'bastard
09-19-2006, 07:19 AM
well so far looks as though I did not make an ass of myself last night in my drunken state haha
graverobbin'bastard
09-19-2006, 07:30 AM
blast! I'm the only one online lalala. Mayb I should get off my lazy ass and leave the house or something? hmmm
Nah leaving the house is overrated, I'll keep ya company.
You like the author Chuck Palahniuk?
graverobbin'bastard
09-19-2006, 08:25 AM
I'm not familiar with him. I'm not a big reader the last book I read was Bruce Campbells' autobiography
If Chins Could Kill. Haha, I've read that too. I don't have a book to read at the moment. What sort of author is Chuck Palahniuk, Jake? I might go google him.
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