The Jawn Wiggs Memorial Room (mat & Glenn's Crap Thread v36.5)

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

NO CAPS ARE SO MUCH FUN

actually, that drawing is probably in this thread somewhere. I know that I have seen it more recently.

[Grumma]

Yeah that forum was teh sex.

Hurray for pink writing ^_^

[Neryssah]

WELL I HAVE KYLIE'S APPROVAL SO I'M GOING TO KEEP GOING.

Who wants to go through 701 pages of The Room and find the picture?

[Grumma]

You can Nessy :)

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

I AM GLAD YOU WILL KEEP USING CAPS.
An alternative is to keep nagging glenn until he posts it. I am sure that he still has it.

[Neryssah]

re Grumma: Not bloody likely.

re Kylie: YOUR APPROVAL IS PLEASING. I'm in favour of nagging.

POST, GLENN, POST.

POST, GLENN, POST.

POST, GLENN, POST.

POST, GLENN, POST.

POST, GLENN, POST.

POST, GLENN, POST.

POST, GLENN, POST.

POST, GLENN, POST.

POST, GLENN, POST.

POST, GLENN, POST.

POST, GLENN, POST.

POST, GLENN, POST.

POST, GLENN, POST.

POST, GLENN, POST.

POST, GLENN, POST.

POST, GLENN, POST.

POST, GLENN, POST.

POST, GLENN, POST.

:)

[Colezy]

YES! Glenn, you have to post it. I did have it saved but lost it after my computer crashed a while back.

[Neryssah]

Same here, damn technology!

POST, GLENN, POST!

[Burner]

I think its about time Glenn posted that picture he draw on paint for his 20 000th post.

[Neryssah]

Was there one from paint too? OH WOW. Come on Glenn!!

[Grumma]

Obviously he can't reply if he's not online fools :p

[Neryssah]

You call that an excuse? :p

[Grumma]

I would, yes :p

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

Glenn: If you read this page and choose not to read the previous page: we would like you to post the picture that you drew on your 20 000th post. The one with page bug!

[Jake]

Next week I'm doing some temp work at the pet expo..I hope Dr Harry is there!

[Burner]

Was there one from paint too? OH WOW. Come on Glenn!!

Same picture. I just thought it from drawn on paint from what I remeber. But i'm probably wrong given my track record lately!

[Colezy]

I thought it was done in blue texta/pen and then scanned?? Oh well.

[Neryssah]

Yeah, I think Colezy's got it right :p

[Colezy]

10 points for me! :D

:p

[Neryssah]

10 points are redeemable as a cookie or a bad joke, it's your call.

[Burner]

I remember the blue.

[Colezy]

Neryssah - I'll take the cookie! I'm too lazy to move from my bed to the kitchen for food :p

[Neryssah]

Well, that poses a slight problem, in that I have no way of cooking a cookie (haha), let alone sending it to you.

Virtual cookie?

[Colezy]

Sounds delish! :p

But to make up for it, I'll redeem the bad joke too :p

[Bec]

Aww I was looking forward to the bad joke :(

[Neryssah]

http://www.arnotts.com.au/downloads/products/product_premier_chocchip_09da_large.jpg

And just for Bec...

Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One said to the other, "It smells fishy around here."

[Colezy]

Haha, that still made me laugh..although I did have to read it twice to get it :p

[Bec]

Haha thanks :D

[Kacky]

I remember seeing Glenn's drawing. It was before my time on the forums, but I think it's funny (and cute.)

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/9190/20000postssmcm5.th.jpg (http://img515.imageshack.us/my.php?image=20000postssmcm5.jpg)

:D

[WhitefalconTLE44]

Cool picture, too bad i'm not on it, but i wasn't around then either :( :D

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

the people are: mirm, razz, james, fuckhead, I think some guy called 'daffo' who was a pretty big idiot, sarah, jessii, trav, simon, new person, page bug, kirsty or kristy, left out person, mat, don't know, martin, don't know, kristen, may, kim, glenn, jawn, jake, kylie, don't know, sheree!

wow, most of those people don't even post here anymore, or post here rarely!

[Neryssah]

Kylie looks like she has a cape.

[Neo]

Wasn't Caity in there somewhere?

oh wait I found her on the side!

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

I wish I had a cape! I could be a supahero.

[The Dying Start]

FYI:

mirm, razz, james, fuckhead, Daniel AKA 'daffo', sarah, jessii, trav, simon, new person, page bug, kirsty, left out person, mat, CAITY, martin, AMBER, kristen, may, kim, glenn, jawn, jake, kylie, LUKE, sheree!


I'd make a new one, but there'd be way too many "OMG LOL, I'M NEW/BIGGESTFAN/FROMOVERSEAS/FATANDHAIRY

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

oh man, valda is back on neighbours. OHNO!

[The Dying Start]

You totally wanted to make double vagina love with Valda. Don't deny it.

[Julian]

The new chick is fairly cute. I think her 'tom boy' charm has got to me

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

Here is my contribution to an upated version of the picture. I cant use paint with a laptop mouse.

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/6447/zgthv6.jpg

[Grumma]

Mel? Alina? Bec? Ally?

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

its all of them!

[Grumma]

Haha awsome town.

Need to add times infinity after what's written on the t-shirt :p

[Ally]

I've been stereotyped!

[Grumma]

All teen girls get stereotyped :p

[mel_bound]

Mel? Alina? Bec? Ally?

I'd have red hair :p

[Grumma]

Kylie hasn't caught up with the modern age technology known as "colours"
:p

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

not all teen girls, just the ones from melbourne on this forum because really, i dont know their names and I know they like zombie ghost train.

[Grumma]

Ahhhhh

Just the way it should be :p

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

Grumma, that isn't true. I LOVE COLOURS.

http://www.gettysburgflag.com/images/PrideRainbowTriangleLogo.jpg

[Deadcat Kaye]

Zgt = Ftw!!!! :d

[Grumma]

Grumma, that isn't true. I LOVE COLOURS.

http://www.gettysburgflag.com/images/PrideRainbowTriangleLogo.jpg

this triangle thingy is betterer than yours

http://www.myblackroom.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/pinkfloyd-album-dark_side_of_the_moon.jpg

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

Gay people and pink floyd can share the rainbow triangle images in perfect colourful harmony.

[worry_rock]

Oh dear, I just thought of my very first email address too. OH DEAR.

My email has remained unchanged since it's creation many years ago when I was in Grade 6. And yes, it's embarassing.

And I remember that picture! I've been on the boards for 3 years now... That, too, is somewhat embarassing.

[Grumma]

YOU are embarrassing.

Let's just leave it at that :p

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

I think being on this forum actively for 6+ years even though I now have zero interest in the band in which this is meant to celebrate is also pretty embarrassing.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

HEY GUYS I THINK IM OVULATING

[Neo]

this triangle thingy is betterer than yours

http://www.myblackroom.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/pinkfloyd-album-dark_side_of_the_moon.jpg

I wanted to cut that out of my dads vinyl cover and hang it from my roof. he'd probably kill me though :p

[Grumma]

lmao yeah I'd say so :p

[The Dying Start]

http://www.23rdprecinct.net/Hotlinks/kims21st/Kims_AmbsKirstymat.JPG

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

aaww, kristy or kirsty is the only normal looking one.

(I never remember anyone named kristy or kirsty properly)

Please don't post any old pictures of me because I am afraid to see my deplorable fashion choices of yore

[May]

It's Kirsty.
I always remember that she's thirsty-Kirsty, otherwise she'd get Kristy from me everytime... ;)

And isn't that Glenns normal face? I seem to remember the gay pic and the mini-wang series having the same grin? :p

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

CAPTAIN MINIWANG RESURGENCE NEEDED

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

I can parody myself!

#2 in my updated version of glenn's picture

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/1487/kylietardij0.jpg

[Grumma]

Someone's lacking something where it counts!

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

Penis in the pants?

I dont really understand.

[Grumma]

What's there to understand?

[Colezy]

Is your hair that long now Kylie? How long has it taken to grow back?

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

I'm probably exaggerating the length somewhat. I'll take a picture in a moment. It has been 16 months since I shaved my head though.

[Colezy]

Wow, it doesn't seem that long ago!

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

maybe not for you. :P


Sorry, camera phone and funny faces are all i have at the moment. I also took another one which made me look like captain mini-wangs sister, sargeant stinky-crotch.

http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/155/spazer8.jpg

[The Dying Start]

Kylie, Kylie with her stomach all biley.

http://www.23rdprecinct.net/Hotlinks/TLE%20Meetups/1.jpg

http://www.23rdprecinct.net/Hotlinks/TLE%20Meetups/DCP_0203.JPG

http://www.23rdprecinct.net/Hotlinks/TLE%20Meetups/IMG_2434.JPG

http://www.23rdprecinct.net/Hotlinks/TLE%20Meetups/instorecrewp.jpg

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

glenn, surely this is extremely unnecessary.


Bad things about these photos.

1. the week before, i cut my fringe, this was before i learnt how to cut my fringe in a proper manner

2. I didn't wash or brush my hair for that whole week long trip, and i probably didn't shower.

3. I Look really young in the first picture and it makes think that i've aged terribly.

4. contrasting horizontal stripes. Bad move!

5. adelame!

6. I have no idea who the people in the back of the last photo are, the beard guy and the green shirt person.

jawn looks really cute in the last photo. Not a bad thing but...aww!

7. Now that I look back on it, those signs were really fucking lame. That wasn't the last time i utilised signs either.

[Grumma]

i recognise Kim, Glenn . . .
that is all

[Neo]

I have a fat butt.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

well, the people in the photo are

beard guy, green shirt person
may's kid, jerri, may's kid, may's kid,
kim, me sheree, martin,
kat, jawn.

And i know when it was taken! After the HMV instore.

[May]

well, the people in the photo are

beard guy, green shirt person
may's kid, jerri, may's kid, may's kid,
kim, me sheree, martin,
kat, jawn.


hahaha much attention was paid...

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

okay, one of them is grace, one is jack and the other lucy.

See, I know things!


But I still have no idea who the people in the back row are.

I'd really like to get this to the next page now.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

queer as folk is on again tonight!
although I think i'll go see the kidney theives, I might make it home in time.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

TKT are the best live band ever. Even if you don't dance, they'll make you dance a little.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

and their singer/ keyboardist is the hottest, most charasmatic man I have ever seen.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

and i have a TKT shirt. It has little outlines on the back from where they cut your kidney out.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

Ok. This should be mission accomplished. I hope everyone has a lovely day.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

oh dang, it wasn't . I changed my mind. I HOPE YOU ALL GET A NON SPECIFIED STI

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

I really thought that there was 10 posts per page here.

*edit* Okay, anyone reading this will think i am a complete nutbar but I swear to the goddesses that those posts were still on the previous page before.

[May]

Dunno bout anyone else, but the 10 posts per page thing changes to like a million for me when I log in...

And nutbar? We'd never think that about you Kylie *shifty eyes*



(disclaimer - 'a million' might be a slight exaggeration)

[Neo]

I think you can change how many posts you want per page on your user control panel.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

oh wow, so you can. I guess my previous posts were very pointless then.

I just changed it to 40 because this seems to involve much less clicking. It makes the room only 178 pages though.

[Steph Format]

what's all this about unspecified STI's?

hey everyone, I'm still here.
pinkie swear.
:)

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

To be honest, I wrote that because I couldn't remember how to spell syphilis or gonorrhoea.

I don't mean it though. Please don't don't get an STI.

Hi Steph!

[May]

hey everyone, I'm still here.
pinkie swear.
:)

I had wondered where you'd gotten to :) How's tricks?

[Steph Format]

dude school is ruining my life this semester.

I'm kind of scared to get trashed this weekend - I could very well turn into one of those ranting screaming drunks. only it might be entirely in Spanish.

hi May, and hi Kylie :)
(wait so, you don't live in Melbourne anymore...?)

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

nah, I have been back in fabulous Brisbane for 2 months now.

[Jake]

And I took her Melbourne place 3 4 weeks ago. Shit man, I've been here a month already!

[worry_rock]

Strider (from the boards) is in Melbourne this week for the grand final. I saw him today at the grand final parade! He was wearing a West Coast jersey. I lol'd.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

If anyone here is interested in language then you should turn on sbs right now. Theres a really interesting documentary series about the english language. I think the last episode is about australian english. I cant wait for that.

[worry_rock]

I think I put it on SBS too late... It was As It Happened: Communism and Football...

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

Yeah, you did. As it happened is usually pretty interesting as well but im not particuarly interested in communism AND football so i turned the tv off.

[Jake]

I kept finding pommy TV shows on TV earlier, so I turned it off after I watched some Jamie Oliver. I love that boy.

[_jimmy_]

wonder if he has recipes cause most the time on his show, looks like hes just putting in whatever looks good.

[Aaron]

Jimmy, you might be surprised to find that REAL cooking is knowing how to make food, not just following instructions. It's like the difference between being able to jam on stage in a band or just reading sheet music. But yeah, he does have several recipe books for those who like to play along at home. I have one as a PDF. Want a copy? :p

[Bec]

It would have been nice if they taught us that in home ec rather than just giving us recipes. After a couple of years of it I still don't have a clue how to make anything off the top of my head other than pasta with a tomato based sauce

[Neo]

I love cooking. I'll start of with some simple plain idea and as I browse the fridge/pantry if I feel like putting something in, I will. I dont ever measure anything either, I will just pour shit in untill it looks like there is enough in. lastly I wont taste it untill its finished cos that ruins it if you do it during cooking because you might think there is too much or not enough of something and then you totally ruin it by adding more stuff to even it out. food always tastes the best if its random, and you do not plan it at all.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

I am going to a musical tonight and then I am going to my friends new house for fun drunktimes.



*edit*well, that was my 1000th post on this board. Fabulous.

[Grumma]

exellent . . .

hmm I get the feeling I'll be spending tonight watching Robots on Ch7!

[Sarah]

my exciting night will probably involve watching the Bill and eating a pile of junk food...far better than the silverchair powderfinger thing that's on tonight :)

[Grumma]

Haha junk food is great ^_^

I might go to bed real early tonight.

Was up from like 4.30 y/day morning til like 2 last night.
Quite tired :p

[Neo]

it feels so late! its not even 9 and already i feel like going to bed.

[Grumma]

I blames the fact it's dark cos of all the storm clouds.

Hurry up and rain dammit!

[Julian]

Fuck my left arm is sunburnt bad

[Grumma]

Ah the wonders of UV
:p

So at what stage did you turn the TV off today?

[Julian]

I was at Alberton and sat through the whole thing

[Grumma]

You're keen.

I watched the first half then went and did something else lol

[Julian]

Hahaha I just used the word penis in scrabulous

[Ally]

oh man oh man oh man oh man

Today is the best day of my life. Go Cats!!!

[Julian]

Fuck Geelong

[Grumma]

I'm sure you'll get over it . . .

In a few years :p

[Ally]

Does anybody here live in Geelong and willing to do me a favour? Today I was sitting with a photographer who worked for the Geelong Advertiser and he took a few photos, I'd love to get my hands on a copy of tomorrow's paper.

Pllllllease?

[Jake]

A few jugs of magarita and sangria later, and I just staggered past the MCG and tried to steal lemons from someone's garden round the corner...

[Grumma]

well that was smart

[Jake]

We want lemons! Hopefully get our own eventually.

A man was walking in the middle of the road in Richmond. Drunk idiot.

[Ally]

Get a lemon tree! We have one and a basket full of lemons.

[The Dying Start]

I'm embarrassed to be South Australian...and I'm a Crows supporter!

In other news, Carla informs me that we've been invited to her friends farm for "a pig on a spit"...and i'm not yet game to ask if we're talking food or sexual deviancy. (Either way it'll be fantastic)

[Grumma]

Yes, either way it's bound to be delicious :p

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

Oh mang, i could totally go for a pig on a spit.


In other news, I'm at university even though I graduated almost a year ago.

I got a graduate library membership so I can still get books out. I had to return one that was due today and I think I shall borrow another. I am slowly going though Time magazine's best books since 1923 (http://www.time.com/time/2005/100books/the_complete_list.html)

I don't know why 1923 is the significant date. I should probably find out.

[Neryssah]

Just got back from the coast and it really hated me the whole time.

Day 1 - Idiot brother threw a camera at me, and not just a normal camera, a really big motherfucker of a camera
Day 2 - Went surfing and messed up my bad knee. OH YAY.
Day 3 - Was just standing in the water minding my own business and some dickhead surfer RAN INTO MY FUCKING HEAD. And now it's all cut and swollen and I got a concussion.
Day 4 - I don't even know how I managed to do it but I fell down the stairs and messed my knee up even more.

I hate the beach so much, argh.

[Colezy]

my exciting night will probably involve watching the Bill and eating a pile of junk food...far better than the silverchair powderfinger thing that's on tonight :)

Powderfinger SUCKED.
Their only good song was Baby I've Got You On My Mind or whatever its called. The local guys weren't too bad and Silverchair were pretty good, although not as good as MS Fest earlier in the year :)

The crowd sucked more wang than Powderfinger though.

[Neo]

im so sick of hearing about silverchair and powderfinger!! the amount of attention these two bands get is enough to make me feel slightly ill in the stomach! it really shows how shit the industry has become.

[Grumma]

I thought the likes of Rhianna would really show how shit the industry has become :p

[Colezy]

Yeah, at least silverchair and powderfinger make their own music.

[Burner]

I thought the likes of Rhianna would really show how shit the industry has become :p

Shut Up And Drive.

[Grumma]

Just stand under my umbrella - ella ella ella.

[Burner]

Hey Rhianna, where you at?

[Kacky]

S.O.S. please someone help me. It's not healthy, for me to feel this wayyy.

[mel_bound]

tainted love, whoooaa!

[Kacky]

Mel, I love your avatar. :D:D:D

[Neo]

tainted love, whoooaa!
hehehe i remember watching sos on tv and it was killing me so bad that it sounded so familiar but I couldn't understand why... then it hit me when she said the words of tainted love or mentioned it or something in the song. i had a bad over reaction... who would bloody want to rip off soft cell :rolleyes:

[Kacky]

Yeah, when I heard that line in the song I was all wtf?

[damo0945]

i heard it straight away... what line are you talking about?

[Deadcat Kaye]

transylvanian express - batmobile

[Kacky]

Haha, Amy, isn't that supposed to go into the "What Are You Listening To?" thread? :p

[worry_rock]

hehehe i remember watching sos on tv and it was killing me so bad that it sounded so familiar but I couldn't understand why... then it hit me when she said the words of tainted love or mentioned it or something in the song. i had a bad over reaction... who would bloody want to rip off soft cell :rolleyes:

Soft Cell's "Tainted Love" is also a cover, actually.

Also, I like Rihanna's song Umbrella. Oh noez, I'm just another mainstream sheep.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

pop music is great.

[Grumma]

It really isn't

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

Most of the bands on my top 10 most listened to thing in my signature this week make deliciously, sweet, adorable pop music. :)

It could melt your black heart grumma.

[Grumma]

I've heard Johnny Cash and that's it :p

[mel_bound]

Mel, I love your avatar. :D:D:D

I love yours too! :D

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

I've heard Johnny Cash and that's it :p

Yeah, well most of them aren't actually incredibly popular but just happy and sweet and poppy. I don't want this to get into a debate about what pop means though because that debate is boring.

[Grumma]

haha there's bubblegum pop and popular music as far as I'm concerned

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

I guess most of it could be described as indie pop

I love jens lekman.

http://www.1fct.com/kajihideki/diary/2005May/03.jpg

he's so dreamy and swedish.

[Grumma]

Indie is gaylord

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

no! The METALZ ARE THE GAYLORDEST!

not really, I like both and many other types of music.

I really like Isis at the moment..

[Grumma]

Metal > old skool rock > the better forms of techno/industrial > modern rock > decent pop artists > decent rappers > crapper forms of techno/industrial > indie > crappy pop > crappy rnb/hip hop/rap

:)

[Neryssah]

... > grumma :p

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

wow, i wish I could rank and file everything as well as you.

make that:

>bongo drum playing kangaroos > the buzzing of insects > the sludging of slime > grumma. :P !

[Grumma]

You all love me :p

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

i like your internet presence because it allows me to make extremely witty remarks and engage in engaging banter.

[Grumma]

I can think of better things to engage in ;)

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

So can I but I certainly don't want to be engaging in them with you


I have been making great use of italics today. great use.

[Grumma]

Sure you do Kylie

:)

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

oh grumma . You are the living end.

[Neryssah]

I wish I had sweet formatting skillz like Kylie :(

Gosh my little cousins are adorable. I really really really hate little children but I reckodn these ones could convert me.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

I am going to buy my sisters kid a brown-skinned doll for her birthday
I figure she needs to learn as early as possible that there are people with non-white skin in the world
for example, my mum heard a little kid ask 'WHY DOES THAT LADY HAVE BROWN SKIN?'

[Neo]

Soft Cell's "Tainted Love" is also a cover, actually.
I am completely aware of that... I meant her using soft cells version as the sample for the song

[Julian]

If this is anyone other than Gloria Jones, you're stealing my song

[Grumma]

Mmmm Gloria Jeans ^_^

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

gloria jeanzzz is run by hillsong peoplezzzzz

the only thing ive ever had from there is white hot chocolate because i dont drink coffee.

[Grumma]

I get free stuff at the one closest to my house, and the one closest to my work cos I know peoples that work there :)

[Neryssah]

Horribly distasteful story involving Gloria Jean's.

In our main shopping centre, on the top level is a Gloria Jean's and just near it is a big circly whole where you can see right down to the floor of the bottom level. It's a pretty shitty description but most places have them, y'know? Anyway not long ago someone committed suicuide from jumping off one of the Gloria Jean's tables and over the edge of the thing (it's a pretty fuckin' big drop, onto marble floors).

Then I was there today and right at the bottom, where it happened, Gloria Jean's have sponsored one of those holiday kid's activity stalls and it's called SPLAT! Entertainment.

Not nice at all!

[Grumma]

Not nice - but very funny!

[Julian]

Haha I meant Gloria Jones, I think. But yeah, white hot chocolate from there is awesome.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

You said Gloria Jones :)

I think grumma just used that to remind himself of gloria jeans

[Grumma]

Mmmmhmmm ^_^

[Neo]

I once went all the way to Canberra, for no real reason. The only thing I did there was go Gloria Jeans and have a hot chocolate, then I drove all the way back to Sydney.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

thats pretty cool!

[Grumma]

It really isn't :p

Unless you're referring to the weather . . . cos Canberra is pretty cold

[Neo]

It was the first time I ever experienced Gloria Jeans!!

[Neryssah]

Canberra is pretty shit, but they have massive Woolies which sell really cheap chocolate.

Those mango chiller things from gloria jean's are super. I could live off them for probably a month without even starting to get sick of them.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

once i rode about 5 train lines just because i didnt want to go home.

[Neryssah]

Once I stayed on public transport for 8 hours because I just didn't have anything else to do. I only got off once at Roma St for lunch and such.

[Ally]

I just got home from seeing Superbad. The movie was funny but the people I went with are horrible and ruined my evening. Losers.

[Jake]

I caught a tram home but it was a bit broken and stopped randomly lots. So I got off and walk through the park instead, it was pretty and sunny.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

Maybe one day i'll ride the bus to Toowoomba to see what i can see-see-see.

[Neryssah]

You'll see Roma St, Milton, Ipswich, lots of traffic, the Gatton McDonald's, the Tmba Range, and probably my place of work. The BRIS-TMBA bus is boring like anything :(

[Grumma]

Kirra (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirra%2C_Queensland) is better.

So are the suburbs surrounding it in fact . . .

[Grumma]

And if anyone wants to stay in that area i will unashamedly plug this place:

Sanctuary Lakes (http://images.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http://www.goldcoast.worldtourism.com.au/SanctuaryLake/images/photo1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.goldcoast.worldtourism.com.au/SanctuaryLake/&h=310&w=210&sz=12&hl=en&start=11&tbnid=LWgJDVSTIdJSJM:&tbnh=117&tbnw=79&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcurrumbin%2Bsanctuary%2Blakes%26gbv%3 D2%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3D firefox-a%26channel%3Ds%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DG)

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

Pfft, anywhere one the gold coast (not the hinterland) is a shitful plastic fake pain inducing wasteland.

[Grumma]

Only if you're a fuddy duddy ;)

And my folks had no qualms takin me and my brothers there when we went :)
Mind you that was before i started talking to the guys staying there that were on schoolies lol

[Johnny_Wah]

I caught a tram home but it was a bit broken and stopped randomly lots. So I got off and walk through the park instead, it was pretty and sunny.

Oh yeah, your in melbourne now

[Neryssah]

A guy from work is going to Kirra for Schoolies. Lucky boy gets a week's accomm for free, grr argh.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

I'm not a fuddy duddy, I just like the organic and natural more than the plastic and constructed.

[Neryssah]

You promoter of sun cancer, you! :p

[Grumma]

Currumbin's got bush all around it.

Heck there's even crocs living in the sanctuary directly behind where we stayed!

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

Except for sunscreen and the internet! The two best constructed things evar.

i put on sunscreen twice per day for the two 10 minute blocks I am actually in the sun

[Grumma]

Well that's just silly

[Neryssah]

http://walkabout.com.au/locations/NTMataranka.shtml

This place is awesome. I once caught a turtle there, so good.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

silly if you think cancer is awesome.

[Kacky]

Cancer isn't cool or fun at all. My mom had breast cancer back when I was in grade 8, and she had to get her left breast removed. I had to take care of her after her chemo treatments, which sucked, because the drugs make you throw up.

She goes for her reconstructive surgery this month though...in about 14 days. Which means...[Glenn may like this] NEW BOOBS.

And in sad news, my dad had to put down two of his cats within' a few days of each other. :( We found out that our oldest one had a heart problem and something else, I can't remember what. And the other one all of a sudden got sick and the vet said he had Pancreatitis. Even if we did do all the tests and everything, he probably would have passed before we got the results back.

Sad week. Ugh.

R.I.P Dee, Mickey and Max. :(

[atomgal]

Aw, so sad!!! :(

Best of luck to your mom with the reconstructive surgery. I've dealt with that in my family, and it sure isn't fun.

[Neryssah]

Yeoww, that's harsh. Hope it all goes well for your mum!!

[Kacky]

Thank you. :)

[Neo]

Cancer blows. I know so so many people who have/had cancer... the majority have now passed on. Everytime I hear about cancer, it makes me want to be a scientist and work to find a cure hehehe. I haven't got the brains though

[Grumma]

You can still make a contribution by buying them pink cancer bands :)

I've known a few people who've had some form of cancer, think I'm about 50-50 on whose still kicking

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

theres heaps of products that contribute to breast cancer research now too.
I'd prefer to talk about kitties and puppies now.


http://lamarsdoghouse.homestead.com/ChiPupAndKitten4JulyB.jpg

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

http://dcartnews.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/scottbrooksallegorygaybashing-779344.jpg

[May]

That last pic is horrid.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

but it has kittens and puppies!!!!!! :puppy

my gosh, the people on this 'are you smarter than a 5th grader' show are SO dumb.

[Neryssah]

What happened to people posting in white? I LOVE SOUP.

[Mirm]

Pfft, anywhere one the gold coast (not the hinterland) is a shitful plastic fake pain inducing wasteland.

Hi Kylie!
I havent been here in a while. you are keeping it real, right?
I hate the gold coast. my bosses are both from there and one of them just quit and moved back there cause he missed it so much. they have no idea how to run a normal, not-gold coast pub.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

hi Mirm! I am definitely keeping it real.

The Kidney Thieves are playing in Lismore next week and I totally thought "OMGZ I SHOULD GO AND SEE MIRM!"
But they aren't even playing on the weekend anyway, so I can't really do that. I shouldn't need a band to go visit though. You're probably working and stuff on the weekends though?

I havn't seen you in the real world for a year!

So many memories, so much carpark booze.

[Grumma]

What happened to people posting in white? I LOVE SOUP.

I do all the time :)

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

OMG I DONT BUT I MIGHT NOW BECAUSE I MISS IT SO MUCH AHHH WHITEY WHITEY WHITE WHITE

[damo0945]

i do it occasionally just to add extra things to what i say;)

[Caity]

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii everyone.
I can't type so good. Ingrown fingernail + it has a huge bandage on it because I kept bashing it at work and so I put cotton wool around it so that it didn't hurt so much.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

wow, first mirm and then my favourite e-daughter. AWESOME!

[Caity]

Your "favourite" e-daughter? Does that mean you have more than one?

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

Maybe!

!!!

[Caity]

Awwwww. Thanks.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

nah, I lied. You're the only one <3

[Caity]

Hooray!!
Did I tell you I'm moving back to Cairns?

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

I read it on the livejournalz or maybe the the myspaces.

[Caity]

It would have been my space. I haven't used my life journal in awhile.
Yeah I go at the end of November.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

Yeah, hardly anyone on my lj friends list uses theirs very much.

and I dont use it much myself because although I have things to say, I don't really want people on my friends list to read it.

[Caity]

Same yo.
We're so alike.
It must be e-hereditary.

[Johnny_Wah]

How many people are on tonight! Pity no ones talkin.

[Neryssah]

I'M TALKING I'M TALKING I'M TALKING.
Although I don't know if you're actually on because it's not that night anymore :(

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

yes, its this night now. This night is better than that night.

[Neryssah]

Ehh, I'm not so sure. That night was pretty awesome. This one is looking kinda crap.

[Mirm]

hi Mirm! I am definitely keeping it real.

The Kidney Thieves are playing in Lismore next week and I totally thought "OMGZ I SHOULD GO AND SEE MIRM!"
But they aren't even playing on the weekend anyway, so I can't really do that. I shouldn't need a band to go visit though. You're probably working and stuff on the weekends though?

I havn't seen you in the real world for a year!

So many memories, so much carpark booze.

yeah i work weekends, but generally only until about ten or eleven pm! so you can come and just get hit on by lesbians until i finish!
i think me and my friend carey are sort-of-planning a trip to brisbane soon. and he has all his lame mental friends to go and visit and they'll be all "wow lets go to the valley and go to gay bars" and i'll be all "see you queers later" and go hang out with YOU!

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

Remember that time I took you to the gay club just to get away from someone? And then didn't even go in? That was possibly the most genius moment of my entire life . Srsly. Anyway, I think gay bars are fun! But I don't really go to them often. \

let me know if you do come to my fabulous town! We will totally partay down.

[Mirm]

yeah, i remember, it was some pretty fast thinking.
gay bars are pretty fun but in the valley its sort of like this mentality exists "if youre straight get out of our pub".. or i find that anyway.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

In Melbourne at one pub they decided that if you're not a gay male then you're not allowed in.

I think it was because it was known as a place all the hawt straight girls went after the other pubs around it closed because it was a place they could dance without annoying boys hasseling them. Then, I think the straight boys found out and so they went chasing after them.

I don't really get it though. If you're straight and you've gone to a place thats known to be a gay hangout, then obviously you're pretty tolerant and are going to try not and make trouble.

[Grumma]

Unless you're really stupid/drunk and start slagging off on them :p

Speaking of which, security guard at work was telling me a story about how her friend got kicked out of Moonee Ponds for being too drunk and then jumped in a cop car thinking it was a cab.
he then proceeded to go ballistic at the cops when they drove past his street, only to come to the realisation of what he'd done when they pulled up at the cop shop :p

[Neryssah]

Haha, my friend got kicked out of a pub for setting his hair on fire.
Wub.

[Grumma]

My mate from footy stole $500 worth of grog from Cheers (nightclub) once.

He is the single dodgiest person ever.
Remember the morning of our grand final last year he was flogging off t-shirts he'd got at some concert he went to the night before lol

[Neryssah]

My car is coming 17th, sad face.

edit 16th, slightly less sad face.

[Grumma]

You're a Ford supporter aren't you?

[Neryssah]

Are you fo real?

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

I just decided to check the rockstar game to see if my account hadn't been deleted and I have 20 000 points to spend. This is a good way to waste time

[Mirm]

In Melbourne at one pub they decided that if you're not a gay male then you're not allowed in.

I think it was because it was known as a place all the hawt straight girls went after the other pubs around it closed because it was a place they could dance without annoying boys hasseling them. Then, I think the straight boys found out and so they went chasing after them.

I don't really get it though. If you're straight and you've gone to a place thats known to be a gay hangout, then obviously you're pretty tolerant and are going to try not and make trouble.


about not letting people in- im pretty sure thats illegal. we had an acon thing last night at work, it was international lesbian day, and acon had a women-only party in the ballroom, and they kicked up a stink because i was the only girl working and i finished at ten, so my boss made me work an extra two hours because these crazy dykes didnt want to have to go near any cootie-infested boy. and anyway, i was talking to the organiser at one point and said "i thought it was illegal to not let someone into a place because of their gender/race/sexuality/religion/whatever?" and she gave me a sly look like she knew i was right but didnt want me to make a big deal out of it.

ALSO LAST NIGHT WE HAD THIS CREEPY FAT DUO, I GUESS HUSBAND AND WIFE, AND THEY SET UP A FETISH AREA IN OUR CELLAR AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THIS REALLY HOT CHICK I KNOW. she was keen for it. there was this queue of about four or five people waiting for their turn to get whipped/tied up/beaten/humiliated and then maybe thirty or even forty people just standing around and staring. it was one of the strangest things we've ever had in our pub.

and about the last thing you said, kylie, the pub i work at has a rep for being a gay bar, even though it isnt really, and we still get people who make trouble. though most of the time they are either really cranky queers or just rednecks who got lost and found themselves on the wrong side of the bridge.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

here's that place in Melbourne.:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/article1851889.ece


and yeah its in anti-discrimination legislation that you can't discriminate against someone due to their race/religion/sexuality/gender/culture.

I think bouncers go against that every week by discriminating against appearance: something you can discriminate against by saying "ohhh I don't like your shoes maaate" or wh
There's even a pub in sydney that seems to get away with discriminating against non-whiteys .

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/comments/0,22058,21661672-5001021,00.html

I found that whilst looking at racist propaganda yesterday.


I definitely have to come visit you now. I am interested in viewing weird fetishest things.

[Grumma]

I just decided to check the rockstar game to see if my account hadn't been deleted and I have 20 000 points to spend. This is a good way to waste time

Haha yeah I checked mine about a month ago :p

[Caity]

Are you fo real?

Who was your car?
I was there. Brilliant weekend except a) I'm sunburnt and b) Fords suck.

[Neryssah]

Tander & Kelly, I was going for Murphy the last few laps though, for obvious reasons haha. What about you?

That woulda been so good to be there!!
Sunburn blows, and I couldn't agree more, fords are shite.

[Caity]

We were Skaife/Kelly, and Kelly/Tander - same as you. Then, Murphy was our last hope ... Poor bloke, I think he had the hopes of all Holden fans on his shoulders!
I met both Kelly boys yesterday, as well as Tander, Pretty, Seton, Radisich and .... someone else but I forget who haha!
Got loads of photos - I may remember to put them up or something. Otherwise they'll be on MySpace.

[Neryssah]

Ohhhh man that's awesome!! Skaife was at a car show in Brisbane ages ago and he seemed like quite the nice chap, yay for Holden drivers :)

[Neo]

vroom vroom

[Grumma]

Lame much?

[Neryssah]

Like you can call anything lame. Especially Bathurst, GTFO.

[Grumma]

I was referring to the post directly above mine you dunce

[Neo]

I like Ford. :D