The Jawn Wiggs Memorial Room (mat & Glenn's Crap Thread v36.5)

[graverobbin'bastard]

if chins could kill was great I wanna read "how to make love, the bruce campbell way" hahaha. I actually wanna read Cash by Johnny cash as well. Who knows if I will cause like I said not a big reader here

[*M!]

i love reading!
it's one of my favourite things to do!

i have been reading a lot of kids books lately 'cause mum bought a whole stack of them - i find it really interesting to see the differing reading styles...

sometimes it doesn't seem like you need to actually be able to string a sentence together to end up a published author...

oh wellz!

:p

oh - has anyone read "The Time Travellers Wife" - i can't remember the authors name but - it was a good read - really interesting concept but you kinda have to suspend your brain for a while...

hehe - in fun news for entertaining typos - i typed suspend your brian instead of brain...

maybe i should have left it there to see if anyone would've noticed...

*shrugs*

*M!

[graverobbin'bastard]

I reckon I'm gonna go bike to the 7-11 cause I'm drunk and need some snakcs heh

[*M!]

have fun

don't fall off your bike!

i wish i could digitise myself and live here instead of trying to find accommodation 0 i'd probably get kicked out though... :(

*M!

[graverobbin'bastard]

I haven't left yet i got sucke dinto watching gutter demons videos haha, but I will try not to fall off i haven't yet and once drunk off my ass I biked home with two pizzas

[*M!]

haha - biking home with 2 pizzas whilst drunk should be in the olympics - i'd watch that it'd be great!

*M!

[hillaas]

U always seem to be drunk i've noticed.

[graverobbin'bastard]

haha - biking home with 2 pizzas whilst drunk should be in the olympics - i'd watch that it'd be great!

*M!

Id totally take the gold medal for that go canada!

[graverobbin'bastard]

U always seem to be drunk i've noticed.

my only excuse is I've worked soo much in the past couple months and deserve these days off. I was bored today and alone sooo booze?

[Neryssah]

U always seem to be drunk i've noticed.

An astute observation! :p

[graverobbin'bastard]

you guys should check my other thread for some good canadian music!

[*M!]

he's either drinking to fill in time or to stop himself from getting sick in the cold canadian climates!

(go alliteration)

and i like the word astute - thanks for using it Neryssah - made me smile!

*M!

[graverobbin'bastard]

he's either drinking to fill in time or to stop himself from getting sick in the cold canadian climates!

(go alliteration)

and i like the word astute - thanks for using it Neryssah - made me smile!

*M!


you win! I'm drinking to fil in time haha. man I wish I could talk to the wife it's been freaking days almost a week, weird huh?

[*M!]

i hardly ever talk to my wife...

:p

i know so many people that have really great marriages and they're all based on the fact that they hardly ever see their partner...

i think that's kinda funny and kinda sad...

*M!

[graverobbin'bastard]

i hardly ever talk to my wife...

:p

i know so many people that have really great marriages and they're all based on the fact that they hardly ever see their partner...

i think that's kinda funny and kinda sad...

*M!

for me it's sad it doesn't work so well for me. I hate not talking to her. I fear it'll ruin our relationship. also I hate that my roommate is crazy and insanely sensitive with sound

[hillaas]

What time is it in Canada right now?

[Erin]

i still find this very funny http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/animation_vs_animator.shtml

and this http://www.funnyflash.com/movies/olympics/

[Habibster]

Graverobbin'bastard, you seem to be drunk all the time.....you must love partying :D

[The Dying Start]

This thread is currently crap. And not in the way it was intended. More random, less canadian bollocks!

[Erin]

pointlesssss (http://www.pointlesssites.com/)

i reckon all of you have seen this...oh wells (http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/world.htm)

[Caity]

Alright, here's a summary of my (crap) day!

Background info:
My (biological) aunt died last week, my (biological) uncle and his wife are on holiday in Scotland currently.
Last night, I plaited my hair in little plaits in the hopes it would be nice and curly this morning.

Story:
I woke up and after having my shower, realised my uniform was in the washing machine, mid cycle - this being twenty minutes before I had to leave. We put it in the dryer but five minutes before we had to leave, it was still heavy with dampness. I had to wear my Junior uniform, which sucked because a) my legs were getting hairy and b) I'm getting over (slowly) this allergic reaction so they look awful.
I undid my hair and discovered it was now a HUGE afro - ended up plaiting it again to keep it somewhat sane.
Just as we were about to leave for the bus stop (Mum drove us because we were late) my uncle called from Scotland to arrange flowers for the funeral tomorrow. We would have walked to the bus stop except my bus was due in two minutes and it's at least a five minute walk to the bus stop.
She hung up on my Uncle and said when he called back (after she'd taken us to the bus stop) that there must have been a bad line - he was none the wiser.
I got to school and all of my friends pretty much ditched me so that made me feel crap.
Somehow, in study, whilst *sitting* on the floor (emphasis on sitting) I managed to stuff my ankle - spent the bus trip home with my leg up on the seat, with ice on top of it - it's still hurting.

Yeah it was a good day :p

[hillaas]

Ohhhhh Caity...

If i was there i would give you a big hug and tell you to cheer up. Cheer up Caity, things aren't that bad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zzlwf84TnQM). You will be ok. *e-hug*

[Aaron]

I undid my hair and discovered it was now a HUGE afro
And you didn't post photos!? Aw.

The icons on this board are silly. Threads with unread posts are indicated by an envelope with paper sticking out of them, and threads that have already been read have a closed envelope. Seems a little bit... reverse?

[mel_bound]

I undid my hair and discovered it was now a HUGE afrobah, my hair's a friggen afro whatever I do to it. <_<

[The Dying Start]

That's because you have pubes growing from your scalp. :D

[kimjim]

At least she doesnt have pubes growing on her face. :D

[Erin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZU5I3rYnOU

[graverobbin'bastard]

This thread is currently crap. And not in the way it was intended. More random, less canadian bollocks!

screw you! haha. I think every thread has far too little canadian bollocks

[graverobbin'bastard]

I get to go to work tomorrow and clean up after hte renovations and get the store ready to reopen booo. I hate that kind a shit

[hillaas]

Will you be drunk?

[*M!]

my year is itchy...

does that mean anything?

*M!

[May]

my year is itchy...

does that mean anything?

*M!
It means you'll die a slow and painful death in a remote village in South America...


























Fucked if I know. It's just an itchy ear. :rolleyes: :p

[The Dying Start]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVrGU4_X3dQ

Ben Folds un-retires live favourite "Rock This Bitch" as a tribute to Steve Irwin. (Sorry About The Shit Quality)

The Adlib Lyrics are:
"We're gonna rock, rock, rock this bitch for the coolest motherf*cker that ever has been/Gonna rock, rock, rock this bitch, rock this bitch for Steve Irwin/Rock stars and politicians, if you put your money where your mouth is/If you made a difference like Steve Irwin/We'd miss you like we miss him".

[*M!]

It means you'll die a slow and painful death in a remote village in South America...
:O

haha - thanks May - i was actually planning to go to South America within the next year too... i shall rethink this course of action :p

i was just wanting to add to the random of the room!

*M!

[Erin]

i got mentionedededed in their myspace blog/answers to questions! :D

Firstly - thanks for the promo!! To answer your question, not sure when we'll get the DVD to the shows to sell (if at all), but it will be in stores Sept 30. It's very amusing that you keep *whispering* for us to play Hold Up in Melbourne, but you're not even gonna be at the show! Very funny indeed

yay me!

[*M!]

haha
we're talking about toilets

especially long drop ones...

it is funny!

*M!

[The Dying Start]

POO!


Stinky!

[*M!]

i dont' have a sense of smell!

bet it didn't mention that in my police records did it Glenn!

*M!

[Liz]

May I ask what exactly The Room is all about?

[Neryssah]

haha
we're talking about toilets

especially long drop ones...

it is funny!

*M!

Oh man. Grade eight camp. A girl I went to primary school with had somebody drop her sleeping bag in one.

Considering she was an absolute bitch, it was pretty much the funniest thing ever :D

[kimjim]

Woo! whitewhitewhite coz it wont let you write a one word answer

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

May I ask what exactly The Room is all about?

It has a lot of historical significance...I forgot to save the last thing that i wrote out.

[skitbra]

I've been working way too much lately - I just answered my home phone with "Welcome to Telstra, Zoë speaking." And instead of hitting the back button in Explorer, I tried pressing F3 'cause that's what we use in a program at work. I need to get a life. :(

[Caity]

*hugs for Zoe*
You're doing well then, huh? :p
I kinda do the same thing - when I'm on the registers at work, I often look for the backspace key :p

[hillaas]

THE LIVING FREEKIN END TOMORROW FOR ANDRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kimjim]

You spelt it wrong.

[The Dying Start]

Hahaha. Kim's funny.


I just knocked up a grand.


(Better than knockin up the girl next door!)

[hillaas]

Classic joke there!

And i did so spell it right.

[May]

Hahaha. Kim's funny.


I just knocked up a grand.


(Better than knockin up the girl next door!)

Congrats Mister Glenn!

As per usual, I have approx one tenth the amount of posts you do lol

[Kimjar]

You're Aussie, yeah? Fricken boy, fricken. Learn to fricken spell.

Sorry, I don't mean to sound so mean.

[hillaas]

Thats ok.
Now to practice.
The Living Fricken End for Andre Today!
Hows that?

[Jake]

Chuck Palahniuk is the author of Fightclub.

Also, if any of you sickos have read that piece about guys jerking off with carrots and wax down their urethra and the pool suction-y thing? That's from 'Haunted' by Palahniuk.

His books are generally messed up in every sense of the word. Especially 'Haunted' (as I am currently finding out). But still ...addictive.

[graverobbin'bastard]

hah! I just sneezed and my cat ran away haha. Umm ever have one of those days where your brain just feels fucked? LIke you don't know what you're doing with yourself or really can't figure out what you think of things in your life? Hmm it's hard for me to explain. I'm having one of those days though I feel kinda out of it. Also I am completely sober before I go and get accused of just being drunk again haha

[*M!]

you just explained how i feel most days!

i want my friend from peru to come over and visit soon!

also - i'm getting my hair cut on the weekend (again - OMG hasn't had much time to grow feral yet! :O )

i want something interesting to do... other than faxing work stuff to my boss who's currently in Italy...

*M!

[graverobbin'bastard]

it's not a fun feeling man. I think it started after a kinda odd conversation with my wife Sarah yesterday. Interesting things to do huh? hmm and you're at work yeah? You could get up and dance a jig on your desk or whatever thre is like that? Or start prank calling people?

[Erin]

i'm glad that my family is going on a picnic (well, my mum, brother #2 & #3) and is leaving my brother #1 and me home.

[graverobbin'bastard]

Are you gonna lock your brother in the closet and give him no food or water for hours?

[Erin]

i could, but there's no need. he'll lock himself in his room or the rumpus room.

[graverobbin'bastard]

you can just pretend then and laugh maniacly (sp?)

[graverobbin'bastard]

for the love of crap I don't wanna watch some retarded ass show about dancing on tv. Stupid not having cable

[Erin]

who would?

i could laugh manicly (or however the fuck you spell it) it'll give me something to do tomorrow

*random story*

my year 7 teacher spent 20 minutes trying to find out how to spell tomorrow, she didn't know if it was two 'r's or two 'm's or both...she ended up writing 'the day after today'

[graverobbin'bastard]

also I think my cat may be undead. He seems to be trying to eat my flesh

[graverobbin'bastard]

who would?

i could laugh manicly (or however the fuck you spell it) it'll give me something to do tomorrow

very good. Nothing like a good evil laugh (I figured a way around my shit spelling! ha!)

[Erin]

she's a zombie cat? :D

[graverobbin'bastard]

who would?

i could laugh manicly (or however the fuck you spell it) it'll give me something to do tomorrow

*random story*

my year 7 teacher spent 20 minutes trying to find out how to spell tomorrow, she didn't know if it was two 'r's or two 'm's or both...she ended up writing 'the day after today'

that is fantastic haha. Lousy punk ass teachers tihnk they know everything. Well everything except how to spell tomorrow

[graverobbin'bastard]

she's a zombie cat? :D

he very well might be? well see if I turn into a zombie after he bites me if he draws blood. Man Iif I was a zombie I'd infect so many people I'd fuck this damn city up! haha

[Erin]

oh shit, its a guy, my bad! :D

[graverobbin'bastard]

no worries. There's no way you could know. Good god I need to put something else on tv

[Erin]

watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf-ge421Vt8

bond is one of the bestest bands in the world. if you don't like them, fine.

hahaha! just realised its dancing, sorry graverobbin'bastard, you can't escape!

[graverobbin'bastard]

not really my cup of tea that band

[Erin]

meh, thats ok. not many people i know like it

[graverobbin'bastard]

there's no escape ahhhhh

[graverobbin'bastard]

I really love this song. Tom waits, although it kinda makes me depressed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyxcJ8v5lmE

[graverobbin'bastard]

bah I can't listen to that tom waits song right now.

[Erin]

my mum's just done the shopping and has taken brother #1 over to a mate's place. yay! now i have the house to meee tomorrow! (at least thats what i think)

[*M!]

hehe - i had the house to myself the other day - (saturday) it's kinda nice!

i don't feel like doing anything - this is annoying!

*M!

[graverobbin'bastard]

I mostly have the apartment to myself cause my roommate is almost never here hah.

[*M!]

lucky you!

my bedroom is looking very messy this week - i hate it!

on a different note - yesterday was really windy but today isn't...

i was surprised that the tree (next to my office) didn't fall over yesterday... i like looking at the leaves moving in the wind though

*M!

[Erin]

we have a magnolia plant that bloomed its annual flower. the flower got the shit bashed out of it by the wind. there's no flower now :p

[*M!]

oooh - i like getting flowers!
they're cheerful!

i especially like dafodils, gerberas and roses!

at college we had an anual "buy a boy a beer/buy a girl a flower" day
most of the girls felt ripped off by this phenomenon - but i liked it!

plus buying cute boys beer is a specialty of mine! *giggles*

*M!

[Erin]

in japan they have a boy day and a girl day. we celebrated boys day in our jap class by givng them chocolate, we're yet to celebrate girls day, even though it was in may.

[The Dying Start]

Fuck...Youse piled on 3 or 4 pages since last night.

[Erin]

meh, we're bored.

[*M!]

yep!

i need something to make the day less frustrating!

(stupid gallery stuff)

*M!

[Erin]

i've visited all the websites i need for the day...anyone got any good sites for borebom?

[*M!]

co to the barbie website
last time i was there it was funny
but that was back in 2002 i think

do you have photoshop Erin? if so - get the to a suitable photoshop challenge...

:p

*M!

[Erin]

all i have is paint...i can try...

aaaahaaa! i'll re-install photoshop! heeeeelllll yeah!

[*M!]

oooh - let us know how photoshop goes for you...

i know bits and pieces about it - so if you have any quesions - let me know and i'll try and help out(ish)

*M!

[hillaas]

I'm playing 'The Room' to my friend via pobile phone cos he hasn't heard it before. Tsk tsk. At least he likes it.

[Erin]

i really hope you forgive me; its shit.

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/little_gypsy_girl/omgadoll.jpg

[*M!]

no need to ask for forgiveness:

1. we all have to start somewhere
2. it's FUNNY! :D

*M!

[hillaas]

It's coolness - thats what it is Erin!

[Rosie28]

Haha well done Erin!

[kimjim]

I'm doing backstage for Sleepy Jackson tomorrow night. Exciting. First famous musicians I'll actually be able to hang out with.

[kimjim]

haha can you post the original?

[Colezy]

Here you go, Kim :)

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/1570/ariafamedellerlivingendxe7.jpg

[skitbra]

My boss sent me an email today:

Him: "It wasn't very long. 6 or 7 inches."

Me: "6 inches? Can I see some photos?"

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

that photo is stupid and disturbing.

[mel_bound]

i really hope you forgive me; its shit.

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/little_gypsy_girl/omgadoll.jpg

whoa, what the hell!? hahaha. You need not a photoshopped pic, as we have a real one right here. Only Andy though...

http://myspace-286.vo.llnwd.net/01192/68/21/1192781286_l.jpg
aaaany excuse to post that picture!

[*M!]

hey - does anyone know when the uni holidays are happening?

*M!

[graverobbin'bastard]

them pictures is kinda funny and kinda scary at the same time. Thems some crazy eyes I tells you

[Erin]

the photoshop *M did with the dolls has seriously f*&ked with my mind...in a good way...i think

[graverobbin'bastard]

it kinda creeps me out both ways hah

[*M!]

the photoshop *M did with the dolls has seriously f*&ked with my mind...in a good way...i think

haha - i had the same feeling - that's why i had to share it with all the other people on the board! :)

rulers and sticky tape dispensers are my second and third favourite bits of office equipment! (adding more random back into the room)

*M!

[Erin]

yep....thats random :D

[*M!]

hehe - i have a pink plastic ruler and a meter long metal ruler at work...

someone guess my favourite thing! :p

*M!

[Erin]

...sticky tape! :D

[*M!]

no - but it's in the top 3!

(i think it's 2nd actually - rulers are 3rd - even though they're cool and come in different colours and bendabilities...)

*M!

[Erin]

staplers?

oh man....i'm such a bloody post whore!

[*M!]

yes - i love staplers!

haha you win! :p

i also love paper clips my friends used to make jewellery out of them!

making jewellery is fun!

*M!

[Jessii]

Troma Films, the company that made Tromeo and Juliet, are filming a werewolf movie in Perth. Tomorrow (saturday) is the locker room scene and they badly need more girls (over 18 though.) so yeah if any Perth girls on here wanna give it a go it's at Edith Cowan Uni Mt Lawley tomorrow at 12. Basically your role will be to get murdered and scream..

[*M!]

laughing with your mouth full is not cool!

i nearly choked on a peanut butter sandwich - it was funny!

laughing whilst drinking is also bad...

oh and Jessii - is there a Trauma Films website - their stuff sounds interesting (but being in NSW i can't go! :( )

*M!

[Erin]

im in VIC god damn, i wanna go!

[Jessii]

At first i was told it was a zombie film and they needed zombies.. but now i get to be killed by a werewolf instead. Well i'm gonna go, depends what they want me to do, if i will do it or not. Next sunday they need guys for the schoolyard scene.

[Jessii]

I spelt it wrong, but if you look up troma on wiki there should be links..

[The Dying Start]

laughing with your mouth full is not cool!

Especially if it's a mouthful of coke. And it comes out yer nose!

[*M!]

i've only done that with soda water Glenn - but yeah same principle i expect...

looks funny thouhg!

i've heard of a couple of people laughing at maccas and lettuce comes out their nose...

*shudders*

*M!

[Erin]

...eewwww :(

i had coke come out my nose once...hurt

[Ally]

Yesterday Mel got me choking on some fries. Speaking of which, I have a funny story. We went into Maccas and I ordered myself some chips, the guy who served me was Indian and not very good with his English, and said "$250 thankyou." I gave him a ten dollar note and he said "$1000 and $750 change." Hahaha, made me laugh.

[Erin]

you're rich!!! :D

[*M!]

haha i gave a shop a $20 note once Ally and the reciept said i gave them $200...

i should've gone back and claimed the change that they didn't give me...

:P

*M!

[graverobbin'bastard]

I eat babies mmmm baby.

[Erin]

and thats the sign that you've had too much to drink

[*M!]

and thats the sign that you've had too much to drink

haha - i said something similar in another thread Erin!
:D

(yay us!)

i only eat jelly babies...

(and only sometimes)

i like lollies!

*M!

[Erin]

really? *goes and checks*
so you did! :D

[graverobbin'bastard]

there's no such thing as too much to drink pffffft that's like saying hey you've had to much to breath ahahhaq

[*M!]

really? *goes and checks*
so you did! :D

by golly we're good!
:D

*M!

[Jake]

It's the weekend, it's the weekend

*bounces off the walls*

[Neo]

my dog is chewing on a brick... oh wait now its a feather duster. hehehe

[Caity]

Woooooooo 13 hour sleep in.

[Rosie28]

there's no such thing as too much to drink pffffft that's like saying hey you've had to much to breath ahahhaq

ahahhaq??


... Yep he's drunk :p

[cdejonge]

I got my first drumstick from a gig tonight. Thanks Burn the City!

[The Dying Start]

I've got an idea where you can stick it, Cam :D

[cdejonge]

You're full of ideas Glenn :)

[graverobbin'bastard]

soo hows everyone on the ole board tonight? I'm sitting here watching a live video of batmobile heh. having a drink. I gots a party to go to at a friends farm. It's a surprise birthday party woo it should be ufn loads of people and all that

[graverobbin'bastard]

it just dawned on me that alot of you seem to be australian soo that means I think you might all be in bed hah

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

Possibly! it was 9:44 am when you posted that. Im awake now though. HURRAH!

[May]

it just dawned on me that alot of you seem to be australian soo that means I think you might all be in bed hah

Welcome to the opposite end of the world! (sorry for the pun)
And yeah, most of us here are Aussies, although there's a couple of poms, an italian, the ukranian gals, a german or two, some yanks, some canooks, and someone from brazil or some other south american country... *nods*

[May]

We should have a map somewhere on the forum, where you can enter your country in, and a dot comes up showing what country you're from, so that we can see how far tle are spreading... :)

[Neryssah]

That'd be pretty cool...

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

I found this thing...although it probably wont work here because i dont think the board lets you have html. But if anyone wants to put this on their website or something and only link it from the board or somesuch...

<!-- Map visitor's IP -->
<TABLE VALIGN="top" CELLPADDING=0 CELLSPACING=0 BORDER=0 BACKGROUND="http://map.DNSstuff.com/tools/mappiece.ch?name=me" WIDTH=310 HEIGHT=155><TR>
<TD VALIGN=top><A HREF="http://www.DNSstuff.com/info/geolocation.htm"><IMG SRC="http://map.DNSstuff.com/tools/mappiece.ch?name=dot" WIDTH=310 HEIGHT=155></A></TD>
</TR></TABLE>

[The Dying Start]

We should have a map somewhere on the forum, where you can enter your country in, and a dot comes up showing what country you're from, so that we can see how far tle are spreading... :)

I've seen that on another forum. There's a map and you can stick a pin in it showing where you're from. And then people can also view the map and mouse-over your pin and it says your username and stuff.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

Fetch it and bring it back to us, oh glenn of TLE land. You will be rewarded with a TLE Knighthood.

[The Dying Start]

http://assets.bravenet.com/bravenet/images/guestmap/copypaste/1_1.gif (http://pub9.bravenet.com/guestmap/view.php?usernum=745631217)


Oh yeah, Knighthood baby!

[cdejonge]

Thanks Glenn!

[Erin]

man, thats so cool!

[Aaron]

Nice one :)

I reckon it's worth another thread, just so most people stick their dot on it.

[Kristen]

I got to hug mat on Friday night. You bitches must be so jealous.

[The Dying Start]

Did you cum on his face? Coz that's what I woulda done...


I miss matty!

[Kristen]

No I didn't. He had to run off to organise a ticket for someone else or something pffffttt.

[Mirm]

I like mat.

[graverobbin'bastard]

Possibly! it was 9:44 am when you posted that. Im awake now though. HURRAH!

yes indeedy and I'm thinkin' this is pretty close to the same time of day hah

[graverobbin'bastard]

We should have a map somewhere on the forum, where you can enter your country in, and a dot comes up showing what country you're from, so that we can see how far tle are spreading... :)

I agree that is a good idea

[Watty]

It's 7.10 here and I've been up since 5am!

[graverobbin'bastard]

annd I should've read on before posting hah. It won't bloody work for me I'll try later

[graverobbin'bastard]

It's 7.10 here and I've been up since 5am!

Cripes that's early! I often am just going to bed at 5am

[Colezy]

I don't wanna go back to school.
At least I didn't have to be back there until 11 this morning. Bah.
Only 7 weeks before exams and then I have finished school for a whole year until uni. Happy thoughts! :)

[Erin]

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for the people who haven't seen it yet

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

start a thread, brother.

[graverobbin'bastard]

I must be stupid cause I still can't get it to work for me

[Caity]

Alright so I'm worried.... I don't know if I should be or not :p
James said at 2:31 - "brb toilet"
It's now 3:16 and he's not back. He's not answering his mobile OR the home phone so I figure:
a) He's fallen in.
b) He's constipated.
c) He's ... left the house?
d) Martians abducted him.


I'll keep you posted.

[*M!]

maybe there was something particularly interesting to read whilst there?

or there was a really good song on the radio?

i love the room!
:)

*M!

[Caity]

But surely the fact that the home phone is almost continuously ringing would be enough to make someone go "Hang on, I'd better hurry up!"

Gah.

[*M!]

hmmm... you raise a very good point!

:O

maybe it's a REALLY REALLY good song?

maybe Classic FM was on and he fell asleep?

intrieguing!

i hope he's OK!

*M!

[Caity]

Okay well!
He just called :p
Basically, he didn't even *make* it to the toilet :p he heard a helicopter go over, so being the boy he is, went outside to see it except then he somehow locked himself out and so he broke a window and called me because he kept hearing me call his home phone :p and now he has to crawl back in.
He said it sucked because there *was* a key for the front door hidden outside but he couldn't use it because there was already a key in the lock on the inside of the door so it wouldn't work hahaha!!!!

idiot :p

[*M!]

haha - that's a fun story!



...i wish i had a helicopter!

edit* i just remembered that i was reading something on Saturday about Penguins and thought of you Caity... don't know why i just remembered but... it's odd thinking of forumers out of context!

*M!

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

Iceland Rules! Greenland Drools!

[Erin]

why is iceland green on the map and greenland is white?

[*M!]

haha - that reminds me of the Mighty Ducks...

"Greenland is covered in ice, and iceland is very nice!"

it confirms Kylie's post... or Kylie confirms it - i don't know which is more correct...

*M!

[The Dying Start]

It must suck to lock yourself out of the house when you need to take a dump!

[Erin]

it mush really shit ya

ba dum tsch

laaaaame :D

[Colezy]

Haha Erin. You dag!! :p

Fact:

Tasmania's popluation has reached an all time high of 488,698 people.

[hillaas]

Well done Colezy. But Victoria is better.

[cdejonge]

Fact:[/B]

Tasmania's popluation has reached an all time high of 488,698 people.Isn't the population always increasing in most places? So it would always be an all time high?

[Colezy]

Probably. But no one wants to live here so they move away and therefore our population decreases. They're probably counting the latest influx of tourists just to get us to half a million :p Looks like they've still got some work to do!

Andre - I know that Vic is better. I plan on moving there one day! :)

[hillaas]

Yes! Go vic!

Melbourne kicks Sydneys ass!

[The Dying Start]

And while melbourne is kicking sydney's ass, Adelaide is stealing melbourne's wallet.

[hillaas]

Adelaide is so cheap. While Adelaide is doing that - ACT is getting bashed by Brisbane while the Territory and WA are having a bogan barbie. In the meantime - Tassie's in the corner crying cos it has no friends and because it gets as much shit as NZ.

[May]

And while all that interstate rivelry was goin on, Bill and I just racked up 14 years of wedded... bliss?!

[hillaas]

Good Work May! You superstar!

[Lowee]

Probably. But no one wants to live here so they move away and therefore our population decreases. They're probably counting the latest influx of tourists just to get us to half a million :p Looks like they've still got some work to do!


I saw that, I think our per capita growth is currently exceeding all the other states.

I happen to reckon we're better than little ol' Victoria, but I plan to move away for a bit, but I'll retire in Tassie, and I'd choose here to raise a family over a lot of other places.

All of this has brough up horrible memories of being stuck in a car on a trip up the lakes, with a guy who kept playing that "You'll always come back to Tassie, if Tassie is where you're from" John Williamson song. God, that drove me insane. Then we got snowed in for a few days, and they kept playing it. I think I have post traumatic stress disorder :eek:

[Lowee]

And while all that interstate rivelry was goin on, Bill and I just racked up 14 years of wedded... bliss?!

Congratulations, or commiserations, whichever is appropriate. :p

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

I'd like to move to Tasmania one day. I'd have to buy a whole new wardrobe though. I dont own a jacket. This could be troublesome.

[Colezy]

Congrats May! :) Thats nearly the lifetime of some of the forumers!! hehe...oh wait. It's also the lifetime of me, plus about 5 years!

Kylie, just buy a jacket when/if you move here. There's lots of shops here to buy jackets from. Trust me - we need them!

[Caity]

James got his P's! Just then! *dances*

[Colezy]

Now he can drive you around when you go and see him!

[Caity]

Hopefully by then I'll have my P's too :p so we can both drive! Whee road trip!

[Steph Format]

Rob's gonna be living in Tasmania for a while. but apparently it's cheap flying to and from Victoria.

I kind of want to live in Australia for a little while after college, just take a year or so off and work in a faraway city, but coffeeshop expertise is not something that'll grant you the right to work in a foreign country :(

[Caity]

Rob? Who's Rob?
Rob the bank...

[Colezy]

Rob's gonna be living in Tasmania for a while. but apparently it's cheap flying to and from Victoria.

I kind of want to live in Australia for a little while after college, just take a year or so off and work in a faraway city, but coffeeshop expertise is not something that'll grant you the right to work in a foreign country :(
There's lots of little cafes around the place (both Tas and Vic) that'd want more people to work for them.
And yeah, its cheap flying to and from vic/tas. I'm not sure what prices are..but you can get cheap flights all the time..something like AU$29 one way! I love those prices! :p

[*M!]

oh - wow - i didn't know it was that cheap to get to Tas from Melb/vic!

i've always wanted to go to Victoria (mainly Melbourne 'cause it seems so cultural) and i definately need to go to Tassie...

i need people to show me around though!

maybe next time i get a holiday from work i'll do the Melbourne thing and then take the family off to Tassie too... i think my dad would like it there!

*M!

[Erin]

mainly Melbourne 'cause it seems so cultural

really? i should look harder...

[*M!]

well there's more live music there than a lot of other places... that's gotta count for something yeah?

also the art scene down there is supposed to be pretty good too...

i don't know - i've never been - i can only base things on what people have told me!

oh - and there are supposed to be good shops too! :D

*M!

[Colezy]

and i definately need to go to Tassie...

i need people to show me around though!

*M!
Pick me, pick me!! *raises hand*
I'll show you around! :p

[Erin]

well there's more live music there than a lot of other places... that's gotta count for something yeah?


yeah...if i went to any! but yeah, you are right. if you do come to melbourne, check out the Queen Vic Market...no real reason.

[*M!]

Pick me, pick me!! *raises hand*
I'll show you around! :p

really?

*blinks in disbelief*

that would be GREAT colezy! :)

i shall let you know if/when i come down that way!

:)

*M!

[cdejonge]

If I'm around I can show you around Melbourne. Although there's heaps of us forumers down here and they all probably know the area better than me. :p

[*M!]

thanks Cam :)

should be fun!

everyone can show me around! :D

we should have a forum party! :)

but then again - i'd be the odd one out - unless some other non melbourne people want to come too!

*M!

[cdejonge]

but then again - i'd be the odd one out - unless some other non melbourne people want to come too!I think some Melbournites are from elsewhere originally. Besides, I doubt you would stand out because of where you're from. :p

[*M!]

haha - that's not exactly what i meant Cam :p

i meant - other people will know eachother and that's why i'd be/feel left out...

haha - it's either that or the gigantic sign i plan to wear on my t-shirt saying "i'm not from around here"

...

:p (for good measure)

*M!

[cdejonge]

haha - that's not exactly what i meant Cam :p

i meant - other people will know eachother and that's why i'd be/feel left out...I wouldn't worry about it! Most of us are friendly. :p I always stand out because I'm odd anyway. :rolleyes:

[*M!]

I wouldn't worry about it! Most of us are friendly. :p I always stand out because I'm odd anyway. :rolleyes:

Most?? :p

good to know!

as for the other... that's how i feel!

found a cool quote (i heard it last night on TV actually)

"A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?"
it seemed somewhat appropriate to post in here...

hooray for Albert Einstein! :)

*M!

[Rosie28]

yeah...if i went to any! but yeah, you are right. if you do come to melbourne, check out the Queen Vic Market...no real reason.

Yeh it's good, there's alot of other cool shops in Melbourne, I don't get to go very often though, I live about an hour and a half away from the city, but I think i'm going thursday.

[Steph Format]

I totally dug Melbourne and found it 'cultural' and whatnot, but compared to where I come from? yeeeeeah.
and from personal experience, Kim, Cam and Jawn are certainly a party.

and Caity, who's Robbo?
oh, only just a complete dreamboat.

[*M!]

ok - Queen Vic markets are on the to do list!
:)

thanks guys! :)

does anyone know what it's like is it equivalent to the Glebe markets in Sydney but open more than just saturday or something?

*M!

[The Dying Start]

And while all that interstate rivelry was goin on, Bill and I just racked up 14 years of wedded... bliss?!

Congrats to you and Blinky. Hope you have many more happy years to come.

[Marv From NZ]

I remember the markets in Sydney near downtown and the Operahouse sorta.....next to that McDonalds in Chinatown. Bloody hot that day.

[Steph Format]

here's an incomplete list of things I did in Melbourne. woo woo.

-hour drive out to Healesville, saw a lot of cute animals
-pub crawl along Elizabeth St (I think); putting on my 'beer jacket' because god damn it was cold
-more bars in Fitzroy and Carlton and other suburbs I can't locate; made out with a hottt but sketchy dude
-saw a lot of crappy local ska/punk bands (including said sketchy dude's)
-drove up the Dandenong mts. with Augie March on the stereo
-Burn the City, Blueline Medic + Donnie Dureau (if any of them are playing, hit it up)
-went to the free Federation Square and National Gallery of Victoria galleries :)
-got my septum pierced at The Piercing Urge
-checked out the little alleyways in the CBD, with busy coffeeshops and street art all over the walls
-admired the 'Vegas in Melbourne' feel at the Crown Casino
-watched all the scenester kids hanging around the Flinders St steps

[cdejonge]

You forgot The White Room!

[Steph Format]

ohh right!

-went to a 'scenester bar' (the only one that carded me, in fact) and watched the White Room with Cam and Kim, getting drunk and being annoying

[*M!]

oooh - sounds like a good itinery Steph... what time of year were you there?

*M!

[Steph Format]

all of June.

and yeah... I was freezing the entire time. it helped that my place had no central heating and no cold medicine :(

[*M!]

oh wow...

i think i'd have to go during one of the warmer months!

does it get really hot there during the summer anyone?

it might be a nice change to avoid the 40 - 50 degree celsius days here over summer...

hmmm...

*M!

[cdejonge]

does it get really hot there during the summer anyone?

it might be a nice change to avoid the 40 - 50 degree celsius days here over summer...
We get a few days in high 30s, low 40s. Most of summer is mid 20s to 30s. It's nice. :)

[*M!]

wow - that's about what it is here at the moment i think... mid 20s to 30s...

wow - my mind is blown! (no - it doesn't take much apparently!)

*M!

[Steph Format]

heh, I came from hot, dry 110 degree summer days (40 some degrees C...?) to chilly rainy wintertime though, so I'd imagine that you could handle it better M.

dammit, I really want to go back :(

[cdejonge]

wow - that's about what it is here at the moment i think... mid 20s to 30s...

wow - my mind is blown! (no - it doesn't take much apparently!)

*M!Your weather would be hotter due to being closer to the equator. That may be the same reason why your mind gets blown easily too :p joking!

[*M!]

i've had friends that have done the middle of summer to middle of winter thing - it sounds painful!

if i were to go anywhere i'd like to travel over our winter time and go to somewhere sunny... (for 6 months) and come back to an Aussie Summer...

i also want to go overseas when it's Christmas so i can see one of those "white christmas thingers" :p

that would be magical!

*M!

[*M!]

Your weather would be hotter due to being closer to the equator. That may be the same reason why your mind gets blown easily too :p joking!

i think i used up all my powers of comprehension in the rugby league thread a couple of minutes ago!

but i blame all ditzy moments on the air conditioner Cam :p

i swear that thing's only on to melt my mind!

and yeah - i figured out that we're closer to the equator that's why it's hotter (thanks - i feel like a real dummy now :p ) i just wasn't aware that it was THAT much different!

*M!

[cdejonge]

if i were to go anywhere i'd like to travel over our winter time and go to somewhere sunny... (for 6 months) and come back to an Aussie Summer...I did that twice. Canada and Alaska last year and Europe this year. It's awesome going overseas and knowing it's cold back home!

I'm off to gym now. Actually done a bit of Uni work.

[*M!]

hoorah for getting some uni work done!

good effort Cam! :D

have fun at the Gym!

*waves*

*M!

[Steph Format]

if I had to pick between June weather in Phoenix or Melbourne, I'd have to say Los Angeles.

[*M!]

hey - did anyone ever see a BBC doccumentary called:

"The Wonderful World of Dung"
it had Tony Robinson from Blackadder as it's host (not as his character from Blackadder though...)

i don't know why but it's stuck in my mind and i would love to track down a copy...

*M!

[cdejonge]

Some tool has the bass up so loud that the room and my ears are vibrating.

[Caity]

I totally dug Melbourne and found it 'cultural' and whatnot, but compared to where I come from? yeeeeeah.
and from personal experience, Kim, Cam and Jawn are certainly a party.

and Caity, who's Robbo?
oh, only just a complete dreamboat.



...Robbo from the boards?

[*M!]

Cam, if you are refering to me and my rather loud "Wonderful World of Dung" post :p

if you are actually talking about someone actually having their bass turned up too loud then :(

haha i either sounded like a computer program OR a "pick-a-path" book!

YAY me!

*M!

[cdejonge]

I pick option 2 - not sure if it was from a car or our next-door neighbours.

[*M!]

*wipes brow with relief*

i thought you were calling me a Tool cam! :p

the pick-a-path story doesn't have any further options at the moment... :(

*M!

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

I hate Brisbane summer. Stupid subtropical climate. Oh well, I guess its better the tropical or equatorial.

anyway, here's a weather thingie for Melbourne. I love looking at weather statistics. NEREEERERD.

http://www.bom.gov.au/climate/averages/tables/cw_086071.shtml

[cdejonge]

haha, that's one of my most used favourites (bookmarks).

[The Dying Start]

hey - did anyone ever see a BBC doccumentary called:

"The Wonderful World of Dung"
it had Tony Robinson from Blackadder as it's host (not as his character from Blackadder though...)

i don't know why but it's stuck in my mind and i would love to track down a copy...

*M!

He has done all these History Docos where he uncovers the details behind various Monarchs and War Heroes and stuff. It's bloody interesting and his Docos are all brilliant, but whenever i see them I automatically think of "Sir, I have a cunning plaaaaaan" :D

[Caity]

Kylie!! I Met Rockstar Matty!

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

ahh! I remember that guy.

I hope he was wearing a cardigan and an old man hat.

[graverobbin'bastard]

good god M! your avatar is almost hypnotizing ahahaha

[cdejonge]

Does anybody know if there's an official site for the East Brunswick Club in Melbourne? I found the address of the place but just wanted to see if they had more detailed information about upcoming gigs.

I know how to use Google but couldn't find what I wanted in the first go :p

[Erin]

random lame joke

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

[*M!]

haha - i really like that one!

:D

thanks for sharing Erin!

*M!

[cdejonge]

Does anybody know if there's an official site for the East Brunswick Club in Melbourne?I found it!
http://www.eastbrunswickclub.com/

[Erin]

you answered your own question???

oh man :D

[*M!]

hehe - Cam... did you just have a conversation with... yourself?

:O

*giggles*

glad you found what you were after!

*shakes fist at Erin* you're just too finger fast my friend! :D :p

*M!

[Erin]

its another one of my gifts, only used when needed :D

[cdejonge]

Yes I did. I go to gigs by myself and I have conversations with myself. Much less arguing!

[*M!]

i argue with myself!

aint nuttin wrong wit dat! (geez that was hard to type)

and i love going to gigs by myself!

*M!

[Erin]

aw man, this is so stupid! this is a product warning!!

Komatsu Floodlight
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark

[*M!]

haha even in the dark...

they're silly...
maybe they just wanted to get on Rove... :p

*M!

[The Dying Start]

Be serious. No one wants to get on Rove.

[The Dying Start]

Fuck i'm horny.

[cdejonge]

Fuck i'm horny.We can tell:Carla keeps banging on about Wambles but i can't remember them.

[The Dying Start]

You read a little too much into that.

I wish.

[*M!]

i'd go to a cupcake party

*M!