The Jawn Wiggs Memorial Room (mat & Glenn's Crap Thread v36.5)

[|<3|]

I think I may have said something like that, but I guess it turns out in fact I havn't been posting them like I ought. I guess I'm not 100% committed to the thought.

[The Dying Start]

Mad Heads XL - Bongo Bong / Po Barabanu (Live) (http://www.23rdprecinct.net/Hotlinks/11.Bongo%20Bong%20-%20Po%20Barabanu.mp3)

For MAY!

[May]

Thanks hun

[May]

It's the tenth of June.

[Kacky]

Haii guyz! I am le bored.

[Caity]

Me too!
I have an idea for a game!

[Kacky]

I like games. Although I can't let the teacher think I'm doing something suspicious on the computer. :p

YAY for Alt+Tab.

[Caity]

I forgot my game.
I think it was that we both just type random song lyrics but have to try and make them make sense like a story!

[Kacky]

Fun fun!

Hai Nicole!

[Caity]

Hahaha I'm going to bed now Kacky, I do apologise in case you got all excited and stuff. 'cept you probably didn't.
But anyway.
GOOD NIGHT!

[Kacky]

Have a lovely sleep, Caity!

Don't worry, I didn't get too excited. It's still the morning and this chocolate milk hasn't kicked in yet!

[Colezy]

Good night Caity!!

Fun fun!

Hai Nicole!

Hai Chelsea!!
I'm also off to bed now..well I'm moving me and my laptop to bed to watch a dvd :p

[Kacky]

Awww, you have a good night too, Nicole! :) What movie are you watching?

[Colezy]

Check the what are you listening to thread :p

[Kacky]

Yes, I just saw that! Make up your mind, silly! :p

[Julian]

Hooray i'll be up late tonight finishing my database project.

[Kacky]

I fell asleep in Biology today! And someone had to poke me and tell me that class was over to wake me up. :p

[|<3|]

ouccchhhh. I think I did some type of violent dreaming last night. and now my back is ouched. My bones are remarkably resillient so I have no idea what the hell I did. Maybe I sleepwalked outside and got ran over by a car.

[May]

Apparently many years ago I punched Bill in my sleep.
He reckons I just rolled over with my arm swinging.
Have zero recollection of it, but he had a fat lip the next day.

I'd love to know why we dont just sleeeeeeep.

[The Dying Start]

Carla has full blown conversations in her sleep. It's darn entertaining.

[|<3|]

I apparently make incomprehensible sounds. Or maybe its just that its ancient sumerian or proto-indo-european and nobody can understand it.

[Kacky]

I've sleep walked before when I was younger. Apparently I was getting carried into bed (fell asleep on the couch) and the next thing you know, I jump out of my step moms arms, ran to the phone and started dialing numbers.

I talk in my sleep too sometimes. I was dreaming about something, I said that word in my sleep and then I woke myself up in the process due to me repeating the word.

I also jump whenever I'm just starting to fall asleep and all of a sudden in this mini dream you slip or fall and then you jump and wake up! Blergh.

^ Can't be arsed fixing that to make sense.

[|<3|]

If that's what i'm thinking of, I do that too, and Its called a something or other jerk. Actually, I think most people do.

edit: Hypnic Jerk! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypnic_jerk)

[Kacky]

Ah thanks Kylie! I wasn't sure of the proper term for that. :)

[|<3|]

Humans do a lot of weird shit in their sleep.
If you don't well, you're kind of a black sheep.
Once, when I was young,
I fell asleep on the top bunk
and woke up on the bottom one.
Very funny because I wasn't even drunk.

[Jessii]

Today i won tickets to Shine A Light, and the soundtrack of the movie. Funny cause it was addressed to "Jessil maloney"

[|<3|]

Yesterday the queensland government sent me a frisbee for a prize. hah.
I can go to the 'todds sound and vision' to find something under $200 sometime! Presuming they actually have something for under that prize. You would assume they'd have some type of inexpensize mp3 player at least. Failing that I can go to a hairdresser. (it turns out you get three choices) or pillow talk.

You can probably get yourself pretty dolled up at a hairdresser for $200.

I havnt really entered anything this week because ive been studying instead.

[Jessii]

Yeah i've definetly found if i dont enter much.... you don't win.
This past week was suprised at how much i won, but i think it's cause it was the start of new month, so tons of ones had just ended...

My dad is happy, he was saying he tried to buy the soundtrack yesterday but his card wasnt working.

[Kacky]

Humans do a lot of weird shit in their sleep.
If you don't well, you're kind of a black sheep.
Once, when I was young,
I fell asleep on the top bunk
and woke up on the bottom one.
Very funny because I wasn't even drunk.

I fell off the top bunk once, face first into the floor, and got nosebleed! :p

[_jimmy_]

Weird things...one weird thing is Deja Vu and i've had them happen more than 5 times this week.

Did you know that humans dream on average 1000 dreams per second?

[Jessii]

My bfs snoring at the moment is making me want to sleep in the spare room. He has a really bad cold and yeah, i can't sleep.

[The Dying Start]

Did you know that humans dream on average 1000 dreams per second?

Surely that depends on exactly how you classify a "dream".

[|<3|]

yeah, that doesn't seem right. Are you getting this mixed up with Rapid Eye Movements per second or something?

[mel_bound]

But even 1000 eye movements a second is a huge amount

stupid sleep patterns. OH MY GOD I'M SO GLAD MY PSYCH EXAM IS OVER.

[Jessii]

Paul finds it incredibly hilarious that anytime someone claps near me, i blink. He loves to embarrass me by telling people this and of course the person will then clap.

Makes me think of a highschool memory in woodwork class where the teacher was hammering a nail and everytime it made the hitting noise i'd blink and he had to point it out to the whole class.

Maybe i can blame it on the epilepsy..

[_jimmy_]

wow,how do you enjoy concerts and such?

[Sarah]

OH MY GOD I'M SO GLAD MY PSYCH EXAM IS OVER.


oh yay!

i hate being sick

[Kacky]

Hope you feel better, Sarah! :)

[|<3|]

so this is 6am looks like these days.

I DONT LIKE IT.

[Adele]

Why are you up at this hour Kylie?

I'm about to go to work. :(

[The Dying Start]

She's doing her pelvic floor excercises. Der.

[|<3|]

Why are you up at this hour Kylie?

I'm about to go to work. :(

I had an exam at 8am, it takes at least an hour to get to uni from where I live by bus. Since I have kind of an irrational fear of being late, I left shortly after that post. 6am is an OK hour in summer when everything is bright and cheerful but I hate it in winter! I am not programmed to be awake before the sun is awake.

Anyway, it was really foggy this morning and my fear of being late worked for me, because the fog, in combination with it being early and my eyes not working properly or something, meant I caught the wrong bus. Well, it was still going to the city but it goes the long way. but the numbers are similar. 333 is the one i meant to catch but this bus was the 353! lolz. Stupid eyes. IT WAS OKAY! I still got there early.

[|<3|]

okay, I think I just found the stupidest thing in all of the internet...
the bible translated into lolcat speak.

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Genesis_1

[Kacky]

Haha, thanks for that Kylie! :)

[Colezy]

Haha, nice!

It took a while to read though - i had to keep re-reading parts :p

[Kacky]

I read only a few sentences and then got quite confused! :p

[Aaron]

Hah, I was just looking at post counts. Some things I noticed:

Grumma has the most posts - almost 2000 more than Nicole, if you include both his accounts
1 out of every 13 posts on the entire board is by Grumma
Grumma posts more than the bottom 90% of members combined
The top 1% of contributors (Grumma, Nicole, Glenn, Mel, Chelsea, Cameron, Andre, Kylie, Alina) account for 38% of all posts
3 of the top 11 contributors haven't posted for a year and still have their post-whore status
I am reeeeaaally bored

[|<3|]

woahhh.

good statistics!

those not-posting-for-a-year-people are scary. It would be cuhrazy if they did post.

heres one of my own:

51.37% of my posts are in
-this thread
-bought/sold/whatever
-crush thread.

I think this is because i basically use this thread and the whatever thread for the same purpose: as some kind of quasi- twitter.
and the other one because I like hot people.

[Aaron]

I have some more too:
5 threads (or 0.29%) contain 40% of all posts: 1 (http://www.thelivingend.com.au/vBforum/showthread.php?t=24) 2 (http://www.thelivingend.com.au/vBforum/showthread.php?t=44) 3 (http://www.thelivingend.com.au/vBforum/showthread.php?t=4) 4 (http://www.thelivingend.com.au/vBforum/showthread.php?t=37) 5 (http://www.thelivingend.com.au/vBforum/showthread.php?t=3)

The top 9 people mentioned above have interesting posting habits. Typically, they seem to have about 55% of their post in those big threads. Cameron has 65%, indicating he is more attached to a couple. Mel has 51%, Nicole 47%, Alina 45%, Andre 35%, and Glenn 27%. Glenn's low 'attachment' percentage indicates he is an all-round posting fiend :p

I'm not going to quantify it now, but interestingly, some of those high-posting members have never (or very rarely) posted in some of those most-popular threads

[|<3|]

This forum has a bit of a weird culture. I mean, usually people just post in existing threads (like those big 5!) ones rather than start new ones. I think it would be more interesting if people just started a new thread whenever they had something worthwhile to say. I tried to do it for a while, but I guess it never caught on.

[Caity]

Kylie I'm all for that. You know I am!

[Kacky]

Halp! Allergies are attacking!

[Colezy]

3 of the top 11 contributors haven't posted for a year and still have their post-whore status That makes me feel not so bad cos it means that it's taken me a while to actually get that many posts!


I think it would be more interesting if people just started a new thread whenever they had something worthwhile to say. I tried to do it for a while, but I guess it never caught on.
I would. If I had something interesting to say :p

[May]

it would be more interesting if people just started a new thread whenever they had something worthwhile to say. I tried to do it for a while, but I guess it never caught on.
I would. If I had something interesting to say :p
Generally speaking, I use this place as a worth-less way to unwind, therefore all my 'worthwhile' thoughts tend to get concentrated elsewhere.

And the few times I have tried something to my mind 'worthwhile'...well...graham and others are still here...

[The Dying Start]

Wow. Aaron is the new mat! I must kiss him at once!

More Stats, Aaron!


I like that i'm an "all round posting fiend". Sweet!

[Aaron]

Eep. I might do more stats when I'm at work next week :p

And Glenn, given that you're now an admin, couldn't you give yourself a custom title of 'all-round posting fiend'? Or did Rae give you a use-your-powers-for-good caveat?

[|<3|]

Ohh, Glenn. If you are able to do that, please feel free to change mine to whatever amuses you.

[Caity]

Haha and me too!

Kylie I feel like running amok on the Elite Forum.

[Aaron]

Uh oh. What are you going to change my username to this time?

[|<3|]

can you stop calling it the elite forum!? I try to not be elitist most fo the time.

[Caity]

What do I call it then? :p

Aaron, I'm sure I can think of something original.

[Kacky]

With what Glenn has the power to do now, he can change signatures too!

[The Dying Start]

I vow to use my powers for good instead of evil. It is in my best interests to do so.

[Kacky]

I look forward to your humourous sig changes. :)

[The Dying Start]

The only sig changes will be my own...probably.

[Kacky]

Some people get a kick out of it.

I did it on another board to some people, they got pissed. But then again, they were all 12 year olds and did not understand the humour of "Moron Face".

[The Dying Start]

Mmm Maturity.

[Kacky]

It wasn't my idea.

[May]

Mmm Maturity.
Pot. h e h

[The Dying Start]

Shutup poop pants.

[Kimjar]

Hey Glenn, so since you're forum admin now, can you use your powers to make this place suck less? I miss the good ol' days.

Speaking of the good ol' days... for any of you old skoolers that remember Sam (aka Gosfordcitypunk), you will be happy to know that he got married on Saturday to his lovely lady of over 3 years Melissa.

[Colezy]

I remember him! :) Congrats!!


I think that if the oldschool forumers want this place to be like it used to be, then maybe they should come on here (and be visible, not just set to invisible) and talk and make threads and stuff. It's not that hard to ignore the noobs and losers :)

Even I miss some of the oldschool forumers, and I didn't know many of them very well. They made the boards fun!

[Caity]

Nicole, do you miss me?

[Colezy]

Oh man. Yes.

:p

But seriously, I want old boardies back, even if they don't remember me!

[|<3|]

caity, do you miss ME?!

we should finish that scrabble game.

[Caity]

I had my turn :p now it's your turn!
Kylie I miss you all the time.

[|<3|]

it tells me its your turn!

[Kacky]

Wowzers, it's hailing outside!

[The Dying Start]

Hey Glenn, so since you're forum admin now, can you use your powers to make this place suck less? I miss the good ol' days.

Speaking of the good ol' days... for any of you old skoolers that remember Sam (aka Gosfordcitypunk), you will be happy to know that he got married on Saturday to his lovely lady of over 3 years Melissa.

I'm looking up John's number as we speak. I think it's time for RETURN OF THE PAVEMENTWANKER!

[|<3|]

arrrrrgh I had a dream about him last night. You know a couple of weeks ago in Brisbane this facebook murder (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23849148-2,00.html) thing happened? WELL in my dream he was the murderer and my dream was through the eyes of that chick.

It wasn't a very nice dream.

[mattheal]

Wowzers, it's hailing outside!

haha wowzer!!

[Kacky]

Yes! T'was a quick hail storm.

[mattheal]

wait isnt it like summer up on that side of the world?

[Kacky]

Yeah, hail happens during thunderstorms and sometimes comes before tornadoes!

[mattheal]

tornadoes! how excitement!! :D

[Kacky]

It'd be 'kinda' cool to see one, but not cool for the people whose house got a tree fallen on it!

[May]

I think it's time for RETURN OF THE PAVEMENTWANKER!
'How to be funny and scary in 10 words or less.' Brought to you by Glenn...

[May]

arrrrrgh I had a dream about him last night. You know a couple of weeks ago in Brisbane this facebook murder (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23849148-2,00.html) thing happened? WELL in my dream he was the murderer and my dream was through the eyes of that chick.

It wasn't a very nice dream.
I shouldnt imagine it was.

I knew nothing of that facebook murder thing til now Kylie, but could easily see him doing something like it.

[Kimjar]

I'm looking up John's number as we speak. I think it's time for RETURN OF THE PAVEMENTWANKER!

Yeah bring him back so I can argue with him. I like arguing with wankers.

[|<3|]

I shouldnt imagine it was.

I knew nothing of that facebook murder thing til now Kylie, but could easily see him doing something like it.

To be honest he was the first person I thought of when I heard about it. But then I did the maths and worked out that he wouldnt be quite 28 yet.

Does anyone remember when he posted that long detailed creepy explanation of how he would kill a person?

[The Dying Start]

Yeah bring him back so I can argue with him. I like arguing with wankers.

Yes, i remember us arguing about stuff all the time. Like why Amanda shouldn't be left alone with people of Ethnic descent.

[|<3|]

IS SHE IN THE kkk?!>!

Speaking of which, I used to go to the stormfront whitepower forums fairly often (not as a supporter, just to check out human stupidity) but i havnt for a while.

They actually have a LOT of people from Australia there.
There was once this thread about "i only eat ozzzie fooodz....I dont eat kebabs i dont eat pasta i dont eat pizza i dont eat curry i dont eat dim sims etc' It was actually so ridiculous that it had to be someone taking the piss.

[|<3|]

THE Government's mission is to build a strong and fair Australia capable of meeting the new challenges of the 21st century.

That means planning for our long-term future.

Planning to meet our long-term domestic challenges.

It also means planning to meet our long-term international challenges.

Australia must above all enhance our regional and global economic competitiveness if we are to secure our future.

Domestically we need to lift our productivity growth.

We need to have the best-trained, best-skilled work force in the world.

We will need world-class infrastructure, including high-speed broadband.

We are committed to policies that will lift work force participation rates – a critical need with an ageing population.

And we are committed to continuing population growth, underpinned by a continuing migration program.

We are committed to taxation reform and business deregulation.

And underpinning all must be a commitment to responsible economic management – injecting every effort to maintain macro-economic stability.

But Australia faces additional regional and global challenges also crucial to our nation’s future – climate change, questions of energy and food security, the rise of China and the rise of India.

And we need a strong system of global and regional relationships and institutions to underpin stability.

We also have to make sure that the open, rules-based system of global trade is maintained and expanded.

It is the system that has underwritten our prosperity, just as it has underwritten the prosperity of the region.

When Australia looks intrinsically to the Asia-Pacific region, we can see significant future challenges.

In the South West Pacific the challenges are great.

Many of the smaller states in the region will need to work hard – and we will work with them – on establishing the foundation for a secure and sustainable future.

Terrorism in South-East Asia will remain a continuing challenge.

And across wider Continental Asia, the rise of India and China represent great economic, environmental, energy policy and security reverberations for the future.

A core challenge for Australia is – how do we best prepare ourselves for the Asia Pacific century – to maximise the opportunities, to minimise the threats and to make our own active contribution to making this Asia-Pacific Century peaceful, prosperous and sustainable for us all.

[|<3|]

it goes on but character lengths aren't what they used to be and its not like you'll read it anyway.

[Aaron]

Budget speech? Victory speech? What? I know it's by K-Rudd.

[|<3|]

some speech to the asian society of australasia (i think thats what it was called)

[May]

and its not like you'll read it anyway.
I read it all and then read ^
I feel slightly odd :o

[|<3|]

heres the rest of it

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,23812266-5013871,00.html

[May]

Interesting :)

[The Dying Start]

IS SHE IN THE kkk?!>!

Quite the opposite!

[|<3|]

the black panthers?

[The Dying Start]

That's right.

Presuming Black Panther's are overtly lustful creatures...

[|<3|]

ohh i get it. She's a fellow member of the 'multicultural sex appreciation society"

our meeting is next tuesday.

[Kimjar]

She has the nickname Cleopatra. Or used to anyway... I seem to have inherited that nickname now. For special reasons that shall not be disclosed here.

[|<3|]

I want to sail the nile on a felucca.

[The Dying Start]

It's spelt "phallus", Kylie.

[|<3|]

your mum is a phallus.

[The Dying Start]

She certainly is, bless her cottons.

[Jake]

My mum's been givnig my address to my crazy Scottish relos so they can send me birthday cards. It's scarily likely that they will want a holiday here. And they know where I live. Oh crap.

[May]

Yeah. The crap shack needs more crazy...

[Jake]

Especially the Scottish kind. Trav won't be able to understand them.

[May]

He'll just sleep thru it :p

[The Dying Start]

He won't sleep through the morning pipers though.

[worry_rock]

Yeah, so I've come to the conclusion that Scottish people are crazy.

I mean, I'm mates with one Scottish guy that I adore - funny bugger. But last night I was staying at a mate's place after a night out and it's like 3am or something and this drunk Scottish chick he knows starts banging on the door and yelling and going completely psycho. It was really weird haha.

[The Dying Start]

That's normal. He knocked her up, obviously.

[|<3|]

It must be the lack of sunlight, high altitudes and proximity to england

[Jessii]

I just won Beneft Cosmetic Pack worth $196 containing Talk to the Tan ($49), Love Your Look Lipstick ($30), Love Your Look Creaseless Eyeshadow ($34), Love Your Look Blush ($34), Thrrrob $49

My mum will be happy.
Make up being called Thrrrob scares me.

[|<3|]

arrgh. I went to melbourne when the shizzz about simultaneous equations was covered and now my brain refuses to understand.

[The Dying Start]

Thrrrob. That is HOT!

[Sarah]

similtaneous equations is the ONLY thing i remember from high school. I'm still stuck on the question from the other day, and my boyfriend is stuck on it too...gah, its so simple, i've got no idea!

[|<3|]

I think I've worked out what was going on in the example now, but I'm not sure about my ability to recollect how to do it tomorrow.

chain rule is a bit tricky too, but i did heaps of practice so i think i'll be ok!

[Caity]

Guys make me study.
Exam on Monday. Yikes!

[|<3|]

caitlin ,study or i'll poke your eyes out with a rubber dong.

[Caity]

Fanks Kylie.

[|<3|]

does anyone LOL at that new dominos ad "its supercalafriggin awesome'

[Jake]

Thinking about dominoes makes me feel sick. So gross.

There's one of those Crust places near us though, one of their pizzas even has the tick from some heart foundation thingy. It's actually healthy. Ish.

[The Dying Start]

Guys make me study.

What?

How?

Shouldn't that sentence be "Guys make me a little damp in the panties"

or

"Guys make me stare at me feet and shuffle like an old person"


What exactly is it about guys that make you study?

[Kacky]

Does anyone want to make me a math cheat sheet? :)

[The Dying Start]

Sure! But i did Business Maths, because I'm speeeeeecial. (Dumb)

[Absolution]

I'm doing methods in this final year and its a lost cause, lol, anyway, last day of term today! :D

[Kacky]

Ergh. I'm about 50% done my math review, it's 11:30PM and my exam is at 8:30AM. Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck.

[|<3|]

GOODBYE MATH1040

SMELL YOU LATEr FOREVER

[Kacky]

I hate trignometry.

[|<3|]

(s)ome (o)ld (h)ippies (c)an (a)ct (h)appy (t)ripping (o)n (a)cid.

Im glad I learned that.

[Kacky]

That's easy to remember. SOHCAHTOA.

I'm pretty much going to flunk this, I know it. Grr.

[Sarah]

silly owen hodda can always help tegan open airways

i'm a bit disappointed we didn't get to do trig in maths this year.

[Kacky]

Wanna come and do my trig for me? :)

[|<3|]

I prefer that mnemonic. I'd rather remember stuff about hippies than SOHCAHTOA.

We spent hardly anytime on that kinda trig stuff. Spent about 3 weeks on calculus though. Y DASH BLAH BLAH yeah.

[Sarah]

Wanna come and do my trig for me? :)

i will, but by the time i get there it might be over :(

[Kacky]

It will be, unfortunately. :(

[Sarah]

well, i hope it is as easy as mine was!

[Kacky]

It wont be. Math isn't one of my strengths.

[|<3|]

my brain isn't that fond of maths either,so I feel your pain.

[Kacky]

Ergh. Yeah.

.....

[|<3|]

I DO

BUT YOU WILL BE OK, Chelsea.

Visualise the angles and the angels will guide you to the answers

[private_eye]

yeeha.

byron bay and gold coast is booked.

[The Dying Start]

Soh Cah Toa can be repeated to the SA KA TA Rice crackers jingle. That's what i did!

[|<3|]

it also kinda looks like krakatoa. ERUPTIVE.

[The Dying Start]

ERUPTIVE.

Like the cyst on your BUTT!

[|<3|]

ha
NOBODY TOLD ME! That's such an awkward position.

[Kacky]

I DO

BUT YOU WILL BE OK, Chelsea.

Visualise the angles and the angels will guide you to the answers

I'll take your advise. :p

I wish my exam was asexual so it would do itself.

[Grumma]

http://billpg.me.uk/uploaded_images/find-x.gif

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o40/Grummski/elephant_in_the_way.jpg

[Infiction]

haha.
that's the best thing ever.

[Colezy]

Lolz, those pics always make me laugh. I wish I had've seen them when I was still in school though! :p

[Kacky]

Haha. I shoulda did something like that. :p

Exam = over! Which means *drum roll* SUMMMMMMMER!

[Sarah]

I love that we both had maths exams today(ish, i realise you are on the other side of the world...) and now we are both on holidays - awesome!

[|<3|]

hey me too! I want to be included in this :p

but the thing is, I think I may have glandular fever. My friend from uni had it and now i'm feeling all the symptoms. (no, i didnt kiss him) I guess it could just be flu or something though...Maybe i'll just wait it out.

curse you, usually fabulous immune system!

[Infiction]

I had glandular fever once....then i got a gland infection and went to hospital.
but i was 8 and on painkillers so it was nothing but awesome. haha

[The Dying Start]

I've got glands, but they're not feverous.

[Sarah]

hey me too! I want to be included in this :p

but the thing is, I think I may have glandular fever. My friend from uni had it and now i'm feeling all the symptoms. (no, i didnt kiss him) I guess it could just be flu or something though...Maybe i'll just wait it out.

curse you, usually fabulous immune system!

of course, i didn't realise it was your last yesterday as well. we are awesome!

i had glandular fever once, it lasted about six weeks and i was completely run down for months afterwards....if you have it you really need to do what the doctor says :p

[|<3|]

I think im just going to go on the assumption that its flu until...monday or something and then If I still have it and have to have the day off work, I'll go to the doctorb.

I have slept about 18 of the last 24 hours. HOORAY.

[Kacky]

Sleeping = fun!

[|<3|]

riiight on, sister.

[Kacky]

That's what I'll be doing in a few minutes, yay!

[Colezy]

Man it's coooooold. I wish this heater would do a decent job of warming up a room. Worst $40 spent ever! :p

[The Dying Start]

I'll go to the doctorb.

Is the doctorb like a magic 8 ball, where you shake the orb and it tells you what's wrong with you?

http://www.markbeebe.com/Blood-Meridian-orb.jpg

[worry_rock]

hey me too! I want to be included in this :p

but the thing is, I think I may have glandular fever. My friend from uni had it and now i'm feeling all the symptoms. (no, i didnt kiss him) I guess it could just be flu or something though...Maybe i'll just wait it out.

curse you, usually fabulous immune system!

I had glandular fever this year, coupled with strep throat at the same time! Not pleasant - really painful to eat and drink. Luckily I was only sick for about a week then was completely back to normal. I know people who were bed ridden for weeks (months?) with it.

[_jimmy_]

Is the doctorb like a magic 8 ball, where you shake the orb and it tells you what's wrong with you?

http://www.markbeebe.com/Blood-Meridian-orb.jpg

that looks so cool!

[Kacky]

Man it's coooooold. I wish this heater would do a decent job of warming up a room. Worst $40 spent ever! :p

*Wraps in blankie*

[Aaron]

Is the doctorb like a magic 8 ball, where you shake the orb and it tells you what's wrong with you?

Dr Nick! The Simpsons!

"Call 1-600-DOCTORB! The 'B' is for 'bargain'!"

[|<3|]

When the chemist person says to take nurofen plus with food, FOR THE LOVE OF JEBUS LISTEN TO THEM.

[|<3|]

Is the doctorb like a magic 8 ball, where you shake the orb and it tells you what's wrong with you?

http://www.markbeebe.com/Blood-Meridian-orb.jpg

I see boobies. I don't think there's anything wrong with them.

[Kacky]

When the chemist person says to take nurofen plus with food, FOR THE LOVE OF JEBUS LISTEN TO THEM.

It would be smart to. Some meds on an empty stomach don't do too much!

[|<3|]

It was the opposite actually. I think they did TOO much, in the wrong way.

[Jake]

My house smells like alcohol. No naked flames please.

[Neo]

woah I just had a weird realisation. it has been boggling my mind since friday but I just realised that its food colouring that midori smells like! one small step for man

[Aaron]

Isn't that just the alcohol you're smelling?

[|<3|]

Woah really? That's not something that i've noticed.

I keep checking Eric Bibb's tour dates to see if there's any gaps where he might have plans to come to Australia. He doesn't have any gigs from December-April SO Surely that's enough to time to come to Australia for a while, Eric?

In july he's playing this sweet little festival in some sweet little town on the sweet little isle of corsica. That would rule.

[Caity]

I forgot how much I love Friends. Seriously. Such a good show. So funny.

[|<3|]

Its okay, I'd rather have the simpsons on at 6pm though.

And monica and rachel are far too skinny sometimes. They're freaken lollipop heads. Its distracting.

[Caity]

Shush Kylie :p I don't watch the show for them, I watch it for the funny.

I'm trying to motivate myself to study. It's so frustrating. Every day, I have to re-motivate myself to study again!
But one more sleep and it's over!

[|<3|]

Did you know that the writers originally planned for monica to get together with joey and that chandler was going to be gay?

[Caity]

Hahaha are you serious? That's pretty funny. But I think I can see it.

[Neo]

Isn't that just the alcohol you're smelling?
nah, there was something in it that smelled like something weird I knew before and it just hit me that it was the same as our food colouring. not alcohol though cos I can tell the difference :cool:

[The Dying Start]

My house smells like alcohol. No naked flames please.

No naked flames, old or new!!

[Jake]

We've aired the house out all day and it still doesn't smell so good.

And I still feel like shit.

[The Dying Start]

I thought you said it smelt like alchohol? What's not good about that?

[Jake]

Well there was fruit juice in cocktails and whatnot, so that's everywhere too, and there's a sort of rotten smell. Maybe it's Trav, maybe it's the drinks, I just wish it would stop.

[|<3|]

haha I always thought that trav smelled like rotten fruit.

[The Dying Start]

His armpits smell like pancake batter and dog biscuits.

[Deadcat Kaye]

Chode

A penis wider than it is long
"My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode."

[Kacky]

Haha, oh jeez. You just HAD to post that, didn't you? :p

[|<3|]

is that from urban dictionary?

I remember when someone put some usernames from here on there and then someone (else, presumably) found them a few years later.

[Deadcat Kaye]

Yeah, Mel told me to look it p on urban dictionary.

Lol out loud.

[|<3|]

unfortunately that description gives me bad mental images.

[Kacky]

Yes, I'm sure it does that to everybody!

[Deadcat Kaye]

unfortunately that description gives me bad mental images.

hahaha
yes........Ow.

[The Dying Start]

There was a bloke I went to school with whom we used to call Chode. I never had any PE classes with him, so i can't confirm or deny the alegations.

[Kacky]

Me: "Mom, do you know what a chode is?"
Mom: *Silly smile* "Yes, I think I do, why?"
Me: "Mel LOVES that word".
Us: *Laughs*

[Colezy]

Man in wheelchair blows six times limit (http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=584669)

[Kacky]

Whoaaaa. Insane.

[Colezy]

"He told police he was intending to travel 14km to Trinity Beach to visit a friend, most of it on the four-lane highway."

Ahaha, i can just imagine an old fella in his chair going down a four lane highway! :p

[Kacky]

Captain obvious to the rescue: That's dangerous. :p

[Neo]

ZOMG i used to live in trinity beach! theres my claim to fame.

[Caity]

Bahaha that's hilarious. The funniest part is, he probably would have been okay - there's roadworks along there at the moment and so the traffic is pretty well at a standstill anyway so I doubt he would have hurt himself too much. Funny though! I love Cairns.

[Grumma]

is that from urban dictionary?

I remember when someone put some usernames from here on there and then someone (else, presumably) found them a few years later.

Rissoles put me in there lol

[|<3|]

Grumma means idiot. Anyone called a Grumma is an idiot.

That boy is such a grumma

idiot
dumbass
retard
tool
nuffy

sounds about right :p

[The Dying Start]

ZOMG i used to live in trinity beach! theres my claim to fame.

So he got drunk and went to visit YOU!

[Grumma]

sounds about right :p

Rissoles obviously thought so too

[worry_rock]

Teehee. Yeah, I remember doing that quite some time ago.

On a much more sad note, George Carlin has died, age 71.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25322638/

[The Dying Start]

Whoah! I didn't realise he was that old!


But still too young to die. Funniest bastard ever.

[Kacky]

He played Mr. Conductor/the Narrator on Shining Time Station. Memories. :p

[The Dying Start]

Is that a Canadian thing, because i know not what you speak of.

[Kacky]

It was an American TV show, but we had a channel that played it.

Let's put it this way: It was Thomas the Tank Engine related. :p

[May]

How could George Carlin do the Fat Conductor?!?! That was Ringo's gig.
Trust the yanks to fuck it up.

[Aaron]

Fat Controller? And wasn't Ringo just the narrator?

[May]

I was under the distinct impression he voiced the whole lot :p Mind you, it has been many many years since I was subjected to it.

[Kacky]

They changed narrators over the years. Ringo, George, someone, someone, etc.

[Aaron]

No way. None of those fandangled new characters exist either. It's like The Matrix - after a certain time, some people just had hallucinations about things that never existed.

I'm holding onto my childhood memories, damnit!

[May]

There, there Aaron :p

[The Dying Start]

They changed narrators over the years. Ringo, George, someone, someone, etc.

Paul, John....?

[May]

Paul, John....?
Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm engine 64? :o

[Kacky]

Paul, John....?

I'm not talking about ALL the Beatles you ding dong. You probably knew that but yus.

I've decided that I shall find my way onto a Japanese Game Show set and compete. Yup. Yup. :cool:

[worry_rock]

Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm engine 64? :o

Hahaha. Fantastic!

By the way, for those interested, Pierce Brosnan is taking over the Narrator duties on Thomas the Tank Engine. Read about it eons ago.

[|<3|]

I actually didn't realise they were still making episodes.

[Kacky]

Yeah, they still do. I sometimes come across them when flipping through channels.

And then I have to watch it to see how many new characters they've added and for old times sake. :p

[Caity]

It's not the same anymore though :(

[Grumma]

Yeah, they still do. I sometimes come across them when flipping through channels.

And then I have to watch it to see how many new characters they've added and for old times sake. :p

Are you sure they aren't repeats?

[Colezy]

HI CAITY

I can see the window on msn flashing at me saying "caity - conversation" but my computer is being a tard, so i can't talk just yet :p

I'm *still* trying to scan stuff and my laptop doesn't like photoshop running while I am scanning something AND listening to music at the same time :p

[Jake]

My my it's a bit windy out there.

[Caity]

We have wind too!
It's nearly cold. Which is pretty amazing for Cairns.

[The Dying Start]

Winter food = wind. We all know that.

[|<3|]

my god, what the hell is with all these shitty parents?

[Kacky]

Are you sure they aren't repeats?

Some are! Some I haven't seen before. :p

[The Dying Start]

my god, what the hell is with all these shitty parents?

East Coast Bogans. That's the problem.

[May]

But at least we've usually got furniture.
Isn't it Adelaide that's turned them feral?

[The Dying Start]

Given the suburb....possibly, but then they must've been bogans to start with if they chose to move there.

[Kacky]

Well MY sleep didn't last long. Actually, I didn't sleep at all.

I guess that's what happens when you have a nap at 7 o'clock, wake up at 9:30 and then start to drink a caffinated beverage.

[The Dying Start]

I drink a coke just before i go to bed and it doesn't effect my sleep at all.

In fact I'd probably have to chug a case of coke before i made any significant gains in the energy department.

[damo0945]

Yeah I used to feel the same way, seem to have rather a low tolerance to caffeine though these days...
And my friend's brother skulled nearly 2 litres of coke once and spewed, so I'd like to see you try and drink a case...

[Grumma]

2 litres isn't that much.
I've had a 1.2 litre bottle of Ice Coffee and run 15kms starting with the hour was fine lol.

I also drink coffee a fair bit and up until i go to bed basically and it doesnt affect my sleep (i normally just wake up really thirsty)

[damo0945]

yeah i used to drink 4 red bulls at work but now i can't handle it haha, haven't had energy drink in ages...

[Caity]

I hate boys.
Seriously.
Why are they so stupid?

[Colezy]

Because they lack a vital organ commonly known as a brain.

[Absolution]

I hate boys.
Seriously.
Why are they so stupid?

Because they lack a vital organ commonly known as a brain.

That's a generalization that I find offensive! :p

[Kacky]

I see this on a shirt sometimes. :p

http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/1672/10111850aboysarestupidsda7.jpg

[Absolution]

Right, that's it I'm outta here! *leaves* :P

[Kacky]

Sorry! Haha. :p

[Absolution]

http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/1672/10111850aboysarestupidsda7.jpg

Actually, to be completely honest, I'm probably in ^^there somewhere^^...but, more then likely no higher up then the first floor, if you know what I mean. :D

[|<3|]

I bought someone a calendar based on that theme some year.