The Jawn Wiggs Memorial Room (mat & Glenn's Crap Thread v36.5)

[RollOn]

The last time i wore it someone at work exclaimed "I have a picnic rug just like that!"

But it takes a man to wear a picnic rug :p

[The Dying Start]

A special kind of man.

A man who brings his own cutlery to public events.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

I reckon there's room for a few forks in that pocket.

[The Dying Start]

Wearing a shirt and tie like that I was hoping for a few 'forks', but alas it wasn't to be.

[RollOn]

Wearing a shirt and tie like that I was hoping for a few 'forks', but alas it wasn't to be.

Would you settle for a few spoons?

[The Dying Start]

Absolutely...spoons can develop into sporks and from there anything is possible!

[RollOn]

How do you feel about knives then?! :p

Seems to be the only cutlery we're missing now but i'm not sure what you'd be incinuating with a knife!

[The Dying Start]

Whoah, I'm not kinky. Jeez.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

Wearing a shirt and tie like that I was hoping for a few 'forks', but alas it wasn't to be.

preferably from that guy behind you, right?

[The Dying Start]

Lukey-babes wishes.

[Kacky]

Whoah, I'm not kinky.

Bullshit, Glenn.

[RollOn]

Bullshit, Glenn.

Speaking from experience?! :huh:

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

do you know something we don't?

*sometime today I went past 5000 posts for this account.

[The Dying Start]

I zapped her with a cattle-prod once and she thought it was a come-on.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

If someone did that to me I would think they were calling me a cow.

[Kacky]

It was a real pain in my ass, that's for sure.

[The Dying Start]

If someone did that to me I would think they were calling me a cow.

That's udderly preposterous.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

It would really mooooove me though.

[The Dying Start]

It'd warm you up if you were fresian your arse off...

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

I guess it would if that's whats at steak.

[worry_rock]

KYLIE! Help plz. So I have to do something for French due tomorrow. But alas, today I tried to wikipedia the topic and it appears THERE IS NO INTERNET INFORMATION ON THE SUBJECT (at least on the first page of google returns).

I'll write the questions, and if you have aaaany idea, they would be most welcome!

1. Which broad genre of popular song does C'est un mauvais garcon exemplify?

2. What is the French term for the style of music?

3. How is the narrator of the song perceived by the bourgeois men and women he encounters?

4. List at least two different types of venue where one might have heard this song performed live in the 1930s.

5. What kind(s) of audience(s) were attracted to this genre of song and why?

6. Why did working-class activists and songwriters tend to dislike this genre of song? What is your personal view of their argument? (Kylie feel free to give your personal view so I can pass it off as my own) :P

[RollOn]

I guess it would if that's whats at steak.

You guys are milking this for all its worth.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

Sorry charissa...I don't know anything about that song! I think we listen to cooler french songs than you do.

I like this song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Vv5sDQ9aFU

[Caity]

kylie!
There's another update for you on the other forum. Not too exciting, it more just compounds the issue.

[Caity]

Also I'm really impressed, you guys have 'chewed' * through 5 pages or something tonight! That's the most activity this thread has seen in awhile!


*a lame attempt at a cow joke.

[MODERNART.illery]

all these cow puns are just grazy talk.

[The Dying Start]

We were just mulling a few things over, chewing the cud as it were. What's the beef?

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

I watched doctor who with one my lovely new housemates last night. I really liked it, a lot more than when I have tried to watch it in the past. Maybe I wasn't really in the mood for it then.

[The Dying Start]

It was the company that made it special.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

Are you trying to say I have a crush on my housemate or something? I don't think I do. She's very nice but I don't think she is as sexy as the person I actually have a crush on.

[The Dying Start]

I wasn't saying that at all. But if you do decide to do her, make sure it's in front of a webcam or something yo.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

okay, maybe next sunday after dr who.

[The Dying Start]

Pop into the Tardis and get freak-ay

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

does anyone know of any australians of note that speak french? Our list in class was not very big - we have julia zemiro, quentin bryce and tina arena. Google is not being very helpful.

although now I think the person was wrong about quentin bryce. I can't find any evidence that she does speak it.

[worry_rock]

I think Kylie Minogue speaks it. Or at least a bit...

She got that French award for something or other. And she lives in the UK. And always dates exotic, dark-haired european men. Mmm.

[Neo]

hmmm I have a lot of reading to catch up on! ...as if real life has taken me away from this place - my e-home :p

hi all

[The Dying Start]

Hellooooo!

[AnnaSeptic]

does anyone know of any australians of note that speak french? Our list in class was not very big - we have julia zemiro, quentin bryce and tina arena. Google is not being very helpful.

although now I think the person was wrong about quentin bryce. I can't find any evidence that she does speak it.

I heard this guy talking once who had a definite Aussie-French hybrid accent, but I don't remember the details as to why he had it, but there was a more complicated story than just French guy moving to Aus. That's all I got...

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

I think Kylie Minogue speaks it. Or at least a bit...
. And always dates exotic, dark-haired european men. Mmm.

damn, I wish I always dated exotic, dark-haired european men. I mean, I always like them but I never get to date them. hahaa.

[The Dying Start]

You just need to try harder and be more proactive than just gasping from the back of the bus.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

lolz. There is one right now that I actually speak to regularly, but you're right, there's never a lot of proactivity going on with me.

[The Dying Start]

Proactivity = Sexualactivity.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

onlyinmydreamsofaritivity

[Chovies]

whatthefuckareyouonaboutivity

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

onlyglennandiknowitivity

[The Dying Start]

kylieplayedmaryinthenativity

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

I hadn't yet lost my virginity

so I played a good virgin, you see.

[Kimjar]

Touched for the very first time...by God, of course.

He's such a whore.

[The Dying Start]

His human representatives on earth sure are...

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

I've seen something weird at uni this morning. I don't usually see lots of people with laptops outside of the library/buildings. But this morning I've seen about 10 people, in a relatively small area, and all of them have macbooks. I dunno, maybe they have been planted by apple!

Its also possible that I just haven't been paying attention, but I like conspiracy theories.

[The Dying Start]

You just witnessed an Apple Corps

[damo0945]

Hahahahaha. So lame but so good

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

There are two native frenchies sitting over there <---- and I have to finish my french assessment and now I think I might move because I am self conscious about doing it where they could possibly see it and scoff at it.

[The Dying Start]

They're French, they'd scoff at you anyway, just for breathing.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

honghonghong. They could be belgian or swiss or something though. I hope they're swiss. Maybe they have chocolate.

[The Dying Start]

Maybe they have cheese!

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

That would be great. Does anyone watch 'italian food safari'? Last night they showed how they made cheese and I thought "woaaah, I would like some mozzarella now"


actually, speaking of SBS shows, has anyone watched 'wilfred'?. Actually, has anyone watched 'wilfred' and actually enjoyed it? It freaks me out and I don't get it because its a dog but its a man in a suit and nobody on the show seems to care that its a talking man in a suit and its got that guy from 'mark loves sharon' in and I've never really liked that guy and woaaaaha that's a long sentence.

http://milesjordan.com/images/myspace/wilfred.jpg

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

Geeze, there are french people in the library everywhere today. Oh mon dieu.

[mattheal]

i have watched wilfred, its alright.

and the gist is that the only one that sees him as a guy is the boyfriend, everyone just see's him as a normal little dog

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

oh, right! See, I've probably only watched the scenes involving the boyfriend and I found it weird, so I changed the channel and waited for entourage to start :p

*edit*
wikipedia says steve fielding doesn't like it so maybe i'll have to change my mind! Freakin' steve fielding.

[The Dying Start]

I've wanted to watch it, i like the concept behind Wilfried.


What is Entourage like, Kylie? A friend loaned me the dvds but i haven't got around to watching it yet.

[damo0945]

I watched it once or twice and it was pretty good.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

I love it. I like to think its at least a semi-realistic view of what its like starting out as a famous dude in hollywood.

plus, this guy is very beautiful.

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2005-09/19/xin_2909021911447693257111.jpg

[Caity]

Omigosh he makes the show worth watching, even though it's fricken funny anyway.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

The 'drama' character really annoys me, but I think he's supposed to.

[worry_rock]

Drama's awesome! So hilarious. He's my favourite behind Ari and Lloyd.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

Ari is probably my favourite in terms of the cool shit that he says.

[The Dying Start]

Gawd, I'll have to watch it just to keep up with this thread now!

[Caity]

You should, it's an awesome show. Much love for it.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

I just got a free red bull and then I saw andrew bartlett. It is a nice morning!

[The Dying Start]

Let us know if your good fortune extends over into the afternoon! Good Luck!

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

Well, I still have a free energy shot to drink. I dunno if I want it though, It appears to have the appearance of medicine.

[Caity]

I had an awesome day. Lunch with this boy. Why must he be so confusing?

[The Dying Start]

He's not. You are.

[AnnaSeptic]

I had an awesome day. Lunch with this boy. Why must he be so confusing?

because that's how boys are. they're confusing. they confuse people.

[The Dying Start]

Bull Crapper. You guys are the masters!

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

I 100% guarantee that the boy and not caity is the confusing one in this situation!

[AnnaSeptic]

Pshh, if only I could manage to be as confusing as a guy.

[The Dying Start]

That's a thoroughly perplexing statement Anna.

[Matt]

Ask a guy what he wants, and he'll tell you.

Ask a girl what she wants, and she tell you a lot of things, and she might in some vague way imply what she wants, but you'll have no idea what she actually wants.

This is the difference*.

*disclaimer: in my experience...

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

I dunno, caity seems to always get stuck with confusing guys that are kind of like your description of the grrrl in your scenario.

[The Dying Start]

I'm sure it's not them. I'm sure it's just something Caity does to them. Like a mind-ray or something that causes them to melt down.

[Caity]

I 100% guarantee that the boy and not caity is the confusing one in this situation!

Thank you Kylie!

I'm sure it's not them. I'm sure it's just something Caity does to them. Like a mind-ray or something that causes them to melt down.

In this case, this one "panics" when he sees me. Does that count?

[The Dying Start]

Someone told him your vagina has teeth.

[AnnaSeptic]

Ask a guy what he wants, and he'll tell you.

Ask a girl what she wants, and she tell you a lot of things, and she might in some vague way imply what she wants, but you'll have no idea what she actually wants.

This is the difference*.

*disclaimer: in my experience...

That's my experience with people in general of both genders. But I guess now that I think about it, it generally tends to be more girls than guys.

But what guys do is don't tell you when they have a problem, just ignore and avoid you. and that's confusing as well because you're like "HUH? WHAT DID I DO?!?!"

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

There's a cute american in some of my classes. He's from Texas. Are you from Texas Anna? I forget. Somebody here is from Texas, right? Maybe that redhead guy.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

wait...somehow I posted this in the complete wrong thread. WHOOPS.

[AnnaSeptic]

Oops!
10 character.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

hmm...human error or is the board flipping out?

[AnnaSeptic]

That was an error on my part. Dunno about you, though.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

Probably the same thing. D'oh.
I'm supposed to be doing my conversation analysis assignment but I find talking about nonsense on here much more interesting right now.

[AnnaSeptic]

Definitely. what's more interesting than eyesocket sex?

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

i dunno, armpit sex?

[mattheal]

oh yeah bebeh.

Not!

[AnnaSeptic]

Nah, I still think eyesocket sex is more interesting. Maybe nasal sex. Oooo or ear sex!

[The Dying Start]

Turtle sex.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

dugong sex.

[AnnaSeptic]

A dugong having nasal sex with a turtle.

[The Dying Start]

Whilst a squid gives it an anemone enema.

[AnnaSeptic]

you know, i've always wondered about turtle sex. like, where is the turtle penis? is it hidden in the shell? does it hide away and then come out like the legs and head do when the turtle gets hard...?

[Aaron]

I think you know how to find out...

http://i44.tinypic.com/1zpqo21.png

[The Dying Start]

I think you know how to find out...

Talk dirty to a turtle?


Actually, we have a pet turtle, i could ask him.

[mattheal]

I have a large amount of jealousy of your pet turtle... I want a pet turtle but the only ones you can have in canberra without getting a really pricey license are the longneck turtles which arent as cool as the little ones

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

DID YOU KNOW!!?!?! That the word that sounds like 'jealousy' in italian is only used for matters of love, but 'envy' is used for everything else?

So yeah, if you were in italy you couldn't say that were jealous of his pet turtle cos that would be weird.

[The Dying Start]

I might have to post some photos of young Speedy on here for you Matt. I'm afraid i don't know what type of turtle he is...he's actually a second hand turtle.

[mattheal]

please do Glenn

[AnnaSeptic]

I might have to post some photos of young Speedy on here for you Matt. I'm afraid i don't know what type of turtle he is...he's actually a second hand turtle.

OMG! I had a turtle named Speedy once!! ahh, memories...

[mattheal]

did you later give it to Glenn?

[AnnaSeptic]

Yes, I shipped it across the ocean to him. obviously.

[The Dying Start]

Liar! You made the poor bastard swim!



On the upside he now has exceptionally muscley flippers!

[AnnaSeptic]

Yeah, I was just trying to give him a good workout. He'll live much longer now.

[worry_rock]

DID YOU KNOW!!?!?! That the word that sounds like 'jealousy' in italian is only used for matters of love, but 'envy' is used for everything else?

So yeah, if you were in italy you couldn't say that were jealous of his pet turtle cos that would be weird.

I think it's 'geloso'. And really?? I had no idea!

[Kacky]

This is pretty cool: http://www.hornbyeagles.com/webcam.htm

My dad and step mum had it up on their computer over dinner. It's a webcam stationed at an Eagle's nest in British Columbia.

[The Dying Start]

I thought the url was HornyEagles...my bad.

[mattheal]

haha when you said that i saw it as HornyBeagles.... i think thats worse :p

[RollOn]

haha when you said that i saw it as HornyBeagles.... i think thats worse :p

I'm glad i'm not the only one that read it that way to begin with! lol

[mel_bound]

haha when you said that i saw it as HornyBeagles.... i think thats worse :p

yeah that's what I read it as...

[The Dying Start]

Nothing like a webcam with long eared dogs humping each other.

[mattheal]

http://files.dogster.com/images/dogster/breeds/beagle.jpg

[The Dying Start]

Just call him "Lucky"!

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

I think it's 'geloso'. And really?? I had no idea!

Unless my cute italian language swap guy was yankin' my chain, Si!

[The Dying Start]

You wish you were yankin' his chain...that's fo sho.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

Yeah, I do. I really, really do. :wub:

[The Dying Start]

Why is no one talking in here. Bah!

[Caity]

Hi Glenn!

s'doin?

[Kacky]

Word up homeslices?

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

sorry glenn. I think I killed it with the chain yankin' talk.

[The Dying Start]

I'd hate for The Room to self distruct on the back of a handjob. That'd be shameful.

So...uhhh...how's them Mets, eh?

[Kimjar]

Would self destruction on the back of a blowjob be better? Coz I've got a great story...

[The Dying Start]

Is it about mat? haha.

[Kimjar]

I'm sure I could make one up about mat...and you

[The Dying Start]

I'm sure i could too.

We actually connected again the other day on Facebook when i backed him up when he was discussing the merits of KFC Salt, and how if you don't get enough on your chips a KFC employee should be sacrificed to the deep fried delicacy Gods

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

When I worked at kfc, I used to put extra-extra salt on chips if the person was rude to me. If they really liked super-salty chips this may have backfired on me, but I think that's about the only thing I could do, haha.

[The Dying Start]

When I worked at kfc, I used to put extra-extra salt on chips if the person was rude to me. If they really liked super-salty chips this may have backfired on me, but I think that's about the only thing I could do, haha.

I'd have been rude to you on purpose if i knew that was happening...

[Jessii]

Looks like there will no longer be Soundwave Festival in Adelaide.

[Colezy]

How that come about?

[Jessii]

Soundwave festival organiser A.J. Maddah has taken to Twitter to declare that “it looks highly likely that we can no longer proceed with Soundwave in Adelaide.”

In a series of tweets he explains that “Adelaide City Council have decided to apply the same rent charges to each of the load-in, set-up and tear down days as charged for show day and take a % of each ticket to Soundwave”

Maddah goes on to claim that with rent increasing “1100%, charges per ticket & the fact rest of country is already subsidising Adelaide, this is the end of SW”

[Colezy]

There's going to be more than a few SW fans not so happy with the Adelaide City Council then!

I wonder why they made the change? More money to them, I guess.

[AnnaSeptic]

When I worked at kfc, I used to put extra-extra salt on chips if the person was rude to me. If they really liked super-salty chips this may have backfired on me, but I think that's about the only thing I could do, haha.

You should have put sparse amounts of salt on them. No one likes bland fries.
But if you're putting extra salt on, you're slightly increasing their chances of having a heart attack, so that's a plus for you.

[The Dying Start]

There's going to be more than a few SW fans not so happy with the Adelaide City Council then!

I wonder why they made the change? More money to them, I guess.

Most people already hate the ACC.

Maybe they're grubbing for funds for the Victoria Square redevelopment that they announced this week...

[Kacky]

When I read "ACC" I thought, "Why are they talking about the Air Canada Centre?"

Anywho...sucks that Adelaide wont get a Soundwave, I'd be one pissed off gig goer too!

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

oh no I have to cook dinner for a boy on thursday but I don't know what to cook oh no.

[worry_rock]

Did that guy accept your invitation this time? You know, the 'bieeeeeers' guy?

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

Yeah that guy. I tried to encourage him to just come for drinks afterwards instead but it didn't work.

[The Dying Start]

oh no I have to cook dinner for a boy on thursday but I don't know what to cook oh no.

Cook up some hot bedroom lovin'...

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

Yes, If I'm lucky. but I need to at least cook up an entree of kitchen lovin' first.

[The Dying Start]

Do you think the subliminal message would get through if you cooked up one of these?

You could eat it seductively whilst staring across the table at him perhaps...

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpug2tjmW71qz7nz4o1_400.jpg

[worry_rock]

...I find that confronting and unappealing.

[Kacky]

Yeah...if that were an actual product, I don't think I'd buy it.

[The Dying Start]

If you find that confronting you should see what else Google thrust before me.

A collection of pencil drawings accurately representing 30 different types of vagina. It's such a curious image that I'd almost post it but i think it's a little too far over the line, even for here.

[Kimjar]

Linkage in the white textage....

[The Dying Start]

Bwahaha. You're not old enough Kimjarros

Don't click here you sick underage bastards. . (http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpufubJAc41qz7nz4o1_500.jpg)

[The Dying Start]

Damn auto link bullshit!

[Kimjar]

Quick, you can edit now! I got it. *laugh, compare, right click, save*

[The Dying Start]

That'd make for the ultimate forum femme-poll. Bahaha.

[Kimjar]

Hahaha...do it!

I can't work out which number I am. I may require a second opinion.

[The Dying Start]

Many hours spent with a mirror trying to get the right angles... Haha

[worry_rock]

I can't figure out which one I am either. But some of those are fucked! Never knew va-jayjays (correct terminology) could look like some of those.

I like to think I have a neat little package.

[AnnaSeptic]

Yeahh, also not sure which of those I am. I'd like to think that mine is much prettier than those though. Most of those are rather terrifying...

[The Dying Start]

It's all the same in the dark!

[Kimjar]

Is there one of those charts for peeps too G? Coz I've seen some weird ones...

[MODERNART.illery]

i think a lot of the ones on the v-jay chart are too similar, and they left out a lot of different types that could have gone in.

and kim, i'll have a look ;)

[AnnaSeptic]

Is there one of those charts for peeps too G? Coz I've seen some weird ones...

Yes, there should be! I get so curious because I'll hear something about a triangular one or something and be like WTFZ. I hope they don't actually come in triangles because that sounds painful and... pointy.

[Kacky]

Oh...that is...interesting. I dunno what one I am either. :wassat:

[MODERNART.illery]

Oh...that is...interesting. I dunno what one I am either. :wassat:

...you called? :happy:

[The Dying Start]

Shotgun first look.

[RollOn]

I'm really not sure which one I am either.
I think we need a male equivalent chart as Kim suggested.

I'm also amazed that I was actually able to view that at work lol

[Colezy]

Good lord, some of those are freaking UGLY! :p

[RollOn]

Good lord, some of those are freaking UGLY! :p

lol I was thinking the same thing!

I looked at some of them and went "Oh my god, people actually look like that?!" :blink:


On an entirely different topic now that has no relation to the above whatsoever.
When are you coming to Melbourne next Nicole? please make it on a weekend where I am NOT working so we can go drinking :)

[The Dying Start]

Everyone's different ladies, no need to get nasty. You would have been terrible in the change rooms denting some poor girls self esteem.

[RollOn]

Everyone's different ladies, no need to get nasty. You would have been terrible in the change rooms denting some poor girls self esteem.

Glenn, that's assuming we actually look at each other's "parts."
Most girls are far too self conscious to even get changed in front of each other let alone compare our girly bits.

[The Dying Start]

Oh, so it's still a case of fumbling about trying to get changed whilst a towel is wrapped around you, huh?

[Colezy]

When are you coming to Melbourne next Nicole? please make it on a weekend where I am NOT working so we can go drinking

June 11/12/13 (fri/sat/sun) then come back on the morning of the 14th. Going to a gig every night :p But we can definitely go drinking before/after gigs or even catch up for lunch or something! :D

[RollOn]

June 11/12/13 (fri/sat/sun) then come back on the morning of the 14th. Going to a gig every night :p But we can definitely go drinking before/after gigs or even catch up for lunch or something! :D

Finally!!
I just worked out my roster and I finally have a weekend off when you come to Melbourne!
Definately gonna have to organise to do something, I have a new number that i'm using while I pay off my phone bill so i'll PM you that.
I'm excited :D

[AnnaSeptic]

Oh, so it's still a case of fumbling about trying to get changed whilst a towel is wrapped around you, huh?

for the most part, yep, pretty much. But usually we at least keep our panties on when changing in the gym.
At this camping/music festival I went to, the showers were communal. I didn't have to chance to look because I was too busy going like "fuuuck I'm naked in a room of strangers", but I definitely didn't see any vags as ugly as some of the ones in that drawing, because in that case, I would have been like "GOOD LORD what is wrong with that lady's vagina!!"

[The Dying Start]

You're probably correct that the linked chart is disproportionately favouring hoohoos with large labia. I wonder why that is? Anyway, the reactions in here have been quite amusing anyhow. It didn't really occur to me that women don't know about the different types and stuff...probably because guys get nekkid in changerooms and stuff all the time and don't care.

Or school counsellor has a boob-chart similar to the vag chart, except it's got real boob photos and is meant to show girls that no matter what size, shape or type you have everybody's different. Heh, girls are funneh.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

large inner or outer labia? Or both? I'm not looking at the picture because at the moment i'm in a public place.

[The Dying Start]

A bit o' both.

Look at it, i dares ya! :p

[AnnaSeptic]

large inner or outer labia? Or both? I'm not looking at the picture because at the moment i'm in a public place.

Mainly inner. But both.
And yeah, it does.

Or school counsellor has a boob-chart similar to the vag chart, except it's got real boob photos and is meant to show girls that no matter what size, shape or type you have everybody's different. Heh, girls are funneh.

I used to be worried that I had not-normal boobs, but that was when I was like 14. At this point, I've been in enough changing rooms etc. to see that mine are fine. I didn't realize it was something older girls worried about. Though I guess if you're on the small side. Or even the bigger side.

That's funny though, a boob chart? You crazy Aussies. A teacher here would probably get arrested for having that shit. Is it like, up on the wall?

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

I was just reading a thing about an interesting subject next semester about language revival in isreal and also australian aboriginal communities, but reading about the teacher, he really intimidates me. He knows the following languages:

Israeli (fluent)
Italian (fluent)
English (fluent)
Arabic (advanced)
German (advanced)
Ancient Hebrew (advanced)
Yiddish (advanced)
Spanish (advanced)
Latin (intermediate)
Greek (intermediate)
Aramaic (intermediate)
french (intermediate)
Japanese (beginner)
Mandarin (beginner)
Russian (beginner)
Esperanto (beginner)
Maori (beginner)

and he has two doctorats, one from oxford and one from cambridge. Srsly. He scares me. God knows what he's doing here.

oh, and he also has long hair and a beard and i'd probably get a crush on him if i were in his class.

[The Dying Start]

I used to be worried that I had not-normal boobs, but that was when I was like 14. At this point, I've been in enough changing rooms etc. to see that mine are fine. I didn't realize it was something older girls worried about. Though I guess if you're on the small side. Or even the bigger side.

That's funny though, a boob chart? You crazy Aussies. A teacher here would probably get arrested for having that shit. Is it like, up on the wall?

It's very much up on the wall. In the consellors office. Every time i go in there i get all freaked out and don't know where to look. Not that i mind seeing boobs, i just don't want to appear like some kind of pervert....outside of the confines of this forum and my otherwise day-to-day life.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

I just remembered that on HOUSE the other day there was an Eric Bibb song. Actually one of my favourite ones. I was all like WOAAAH! He's hit the big time maaaaan.

but then I thought about jawn and I was sad. Then I felt guilty because I never really think about him. Then I forgot and now I have come into this thread with jawn's name in it to say this.

[The Dying Start]

Naww, don't feel guilty!

[AnnaSeptic]

I was just reading a thing about an interesting subject next semester about language revival in isreal and also australian aboriginal communities, but reading about the teacher, he really intimidates me. He knows the following languages:

Israeli (fluent)


Um... I don't think Israeli is a language...

[Kacky]

Wouldn't that be Hebrew?

[AnnaSeptic]

Haha it definitely would.
Normally, I'm not very confident in correcting foreigners, being a dumb American and all, but one of my best friends is Israeli, so I'm pretty positive on this! We'll soon see because she just joined the forum!!

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

I actually read a bit more about his area, and apparently one of his main areas of study is about Israeli/Hebrew. He thinks it should be called Israeli because its not actually biblical/old stylezz Hebrew but something else. I don't know why It can't just be called modern hebrew/ancient hebrew (like modern greek/ancient greek) but whatever.

anyway, that's the reason why he's called them israeli and hebrew in his languages list (i actually changed it when i copied it to 'ancient hebrew' )

http://www.uq.edu.au/uqresearchers/researcher/zuckermanng.html

[The Dying Start]

Interesting. I speak ancient Australian.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

so like, proto-pama-nyungan or something? :p

[The Dying Start]

Yeah, exactly like that.

[AnnaSeptic]

I speak Americanese.

[ChaniyaRotem]

I was just reading a thing about an interesting subject next semester about language revival in isreal and also australian aboriginal communities, but reading about the teacher, he really intimidates me. He knows the following languages:

Israeli (fluent)
.

Israeli is not a language. I think what you meant to say was Hebrew. Israeli is the nationality.

[AnnaSeptic]

talia!!!!! hi, girl!! :D
Forumers, meet my buddy Talia. talia, meet forumers.

if you look above, kylie already explained what she meant though.

[Klepto]

Israeli is not a language. I think what you meant to say was Hebrew. Israeli is the nationality.

talia! way to make an entrance, busting in and correcting people :p

[ChaniyaRotem]

I am sorry for bursting in like that.

[The Dying Start]

You can edit posts rather than deleting them too... :)

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

To "talia" Don't blame me! I just copied and pasted from him!

I actually read a bit more about his area, and apparently one of his main areas of study is about Israeli/Hebrew. He thinks it should be called Israeli because its not actually biblical/old stylezz Hebrew but something else. I don't know why It can't just be called modern hebrew/ancient hebrew (like modern greek/ancient greek) but whatever.

anyway, that's the reason why he's called them israeli and hebrew in his languages list (i actually changed it when i copied it to 'ancient hebrew' )

http://www.uq.edu.au/uqresearchers/researcher/zuckermanng.html

[The Dying Start]

I move that we hereby refer to "talia" as "Jenny". "Jenny Talia".

[RollOn]

I move that we hereby refer to "talia" as "Jenny". "Jenny Talia".

Oh my god Glenn, best laugh of the day by far!!

I'm having the most stressful day at work, constantly busy and constantly having the phone ringing and the radios going off. Aaarghh!!

[The Dying Start]

I venture that it's not me being overly funny, but just the fact that you're stuck in a stressful situation that is making me so entertaining today.

[Kacky]

Bwahaha. You're not old enough Kimjarros

Don't click here you sick underage bastards. . (http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpufubJAc41qz7nz4o1_500.jpg)


Glenn, I think this . (http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/6250/designavagina.jpg) is a better example!

[The Dying Start]

Once again, that's alot of lips!

How the heck did they take those molds?

[AnnaSeptic]

It was firewalled because I'm at school, but the words "Design a Vagina" certainly caught my attention...

[The Dying Start]

You're gonna love it when you get home!

It'll have you cracking out the plaster of paris in no time.

[AnnaSeptic]

Sweet! I love crafts!

[RollOn]

I'm just off to vomit a little at that thought now.

[The Dying Start]

Sweet! I love crafts!

Given the context, this is one of the funniest things I've read in ages.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

Hey caity!

I saw amy just before. That's twice in one semester! Like whoa.

[The Dying Start]

Whoa Is Me

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

I think I am going to try to spell it like 'whoa' because that is supposed to be the right way, even though everyone spells it 'woah'

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

although, since when did I care what was the right way? I'm going to spell it like howowoh.

[Caity]

Hey caity!

I saw amy just before. That's twice in one semester! Like whoa.

Wow! That's crazy!

I spell it 'whoa' too :)

[Colezy]

I spell it like that too! Clearly, we're better than everyone else who spell it as woah.

[The Dying Start]

I spell it Wooooaaaaaaarrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhuuuuhhhhh. Eh.

[MODERNART.illery]

i spell it 'woah' but coincidentally, i was reading a book today and the author spelled it 'whoah'...

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

here is some interesting information about whoa!


1620s, a cry to call attention from a distance, a variant of who. As a command to stop a horse, it is attested from 1843, a variant of ho. As an expression of delight or surprise (1980s) it has gradually superseded wow, which was very popular 1960s.


I dunno if it has really superseded 'wow' I use both.

[Caity]

I use both, depending on the context :)

[Kimjar]

WOW is an abbreviation of Woolworths in all of our company stuff, so I avoid it sometimes just because I don't want to think about work. And I too spell it as woah.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

wow, that's so unfortunate kim. Wow.

[The Dying Start]

Psh, you've already abbreviated Woolworths to Safeway, how far must you go?

[RollOn]

WOW is an abbreviation of Woolworths in all of our company stuff, so I avoid it sometimes just because I don't want to think about work. And I too spell it as woah.

I'd never get on the internet if I did the same thing lol

Working for City Of Melbourne it's always abbreviated to CoM :p
Funnily enough i never think of it when typing in .com

For the record, i've always spelt it woah but i'm not sure that there really is a correct way?!

[The Dying Start]

There's always a correct way!

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

Microsoft word corrects woah but not whoa. I know it aint the authority on English or nothin' but yeah, that's what it does.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

I'm currently writing an essay about Jamaican English. I really want to find a source that mentions Cool Runnings so I can weave that into my essay somehow, but I'm yet to come across one. Ya Mon.

[mattheal]

Wish I could have a birthday that lasted for like 4 months like Waydaywharf :(

[MODERNART.illery]

I'm currently writing an essay about Jamaican English. I really want to find a source that mentions Cool Runnings so I can weave that into my essay somehow, but I'm yet to come across one. Ya Mon.

i was watching something the other day where it was mentioned. it may have been scrubs... =/

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

was it the one where JD goes "No sir, I don't think all black people are jamaican" ?

[MODERNART.illery]

i'm not sure... but whomever it was definitely said "cool runnings" in reference to the film. sorry i can't be more helpful..

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

This is probably a silly minor thing, but it really annoys me that nobody outside of SBS seems to be capable of saying a good english approximation of 'giro' as in 'giro d'italia'. They keep saying it as if it were a french word, starting it with a ʒ sound as in pleasure. This sound doesn't even exist in Italian.

It wouldn't annoy me so much if english didn't have the right sound, but it does. Its not hard to say it using the sound dʒ as in jack because it exists in english SO PLEASE, SPORTS NEWSREADER PEOPLE OF AUSTRALIA, I'M NOT ASKING YOU TO FULLY GET YOUR WOG ON, JUST START THE WORD 'GIRO' WITH THE RIGHT SOUND PLEASE.

thankyou.

[The Dying Start]

I never noticed the mispronunciation. It would seem from your little shpiel, that i've been pronouncing it close to correctly. Hooray for me "getting my wog on".

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

good boy! now here's some tiramisu.
http://www.sweetdreamsweb.com/standard%20cakes/Tiramisu-Mascarpone.jpg

[The Dying Start]

I quite like tiramisu. Do you do tu?

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

yes I du tu,its tru, I love tiramisu.

[The Dying Start]

I made a collage for u with uhu glu of a perfect vu, a dinner for tu and a romance thats nu. i hope you don't ru the day i did these things for u. Now i'm off to the lu.


By the way, cows go mu.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

I just crossed one thing off my list of assessment I have for the rest of the semester. I now only have seven things, including exams. Making a list, and crossing stuff off it is actually really satisfying.

[The Dying Start]

So is punching someone who annoys you in the face, but that doesnt mean you should do it.

[wizard_23]

So is punching someone who annoys you in the face, but that doesnt mean you should do it.

Or masturbating over your girlfriend's sister. ;)
forums been boring. let's spice it up.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

As someone's sister that comment offends me. :p

[wizard_23]

As someone's sister that comment offends me. :p

Pfft..! Offend, Offschmend! :p

Sif it's a bad thing to be masto'd over anyhow right?? I'd be flattered to be stirred over. :p

[The Dying Start]

I guarantee that no girl around here "double-clicks her mouse" over you.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

It depends on the guy. My sister's boyfriend (or whatever he is right now, i dunno) is extremely undesirable.

Maybe if she got a better boyfriend it would be ok!

[wizard_23]

I guarantee that no girl around here "double-clicks her mouse" over you.

I actually should hope not.. Some ladytron that I've met double ckicking would be complimentary.. Some grrrrrrrll that I've never met that only knows me from a forum. :unsure: I think that's a wee bit creepola...

[The Dying Start]

Oh, is it?

Uhh...damn, I've been doing it all wrong.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

That's kind of weird. As soon as you meet her, it wouldn't be creepy anymore?

[wizard_23]

That's kind of weird. As soon as you meet her, it wouldn't be creepy anymore?

Kylie, do you need me to meet you so you can start wasturwaiting over me? Is that what you're getting at?

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

Nah.

I mean, maybe if you start talking in a cute accent or something. That might do it. :p

[The Dying Start]

And get a tan and grow a bushranger beard.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

but i'm really only into tannnedness if it looks like you are supposed to look like that. Its really a fine line, y'know.

I don't think nick would really like me to 'wasterwait' over him anyway. I aint no redheaded cowgirl.

[The Dying Start]

but i'm really only into tannnedness if it looks like you are supposed to look like that. Its really a fine line, y'know.

A fine tan line!

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

I just found out there's a thai place near my house called 'bangkok milton' (in a suburb called milton)

I love puns!

My other favourite one is called "Two wongs asian" (the suburb is called toowong)