The Jawn Wiggs Memorial Room (mat & Glenn's Crap Thread v36.5)

[Jawn]

ok steph!

I have a question Melbourne people: where is kind of the most central type of place to live in melbourne for someone who relies on public transport to get around?

From my research, the kind of jobs I'll be looking for arent really going to be in any particular location...although more suburban than in the city, probably.

I want to live in St kilda area cos I like it there, but I dont know if thats really practical?


*I still dont really know if im actually moving there, I just like to fantasise.

My town!

Seriously, with both governments vowing to abolish Zone 3 fees for public transport you may as well live as far away from the city as possible to exploit the brand new election policy from whatever party gets elected into government

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

i definitely want to live in a place with giant things.

[Jawn]

There is a giant pig that winks. I hope you remember me telling you that and that is what you are referring to.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

I think I was talking about the giant lobster? I dont know, I cant remember! Whatever that thing was that we drove past!

[Jawn]

we saw no such giant lobster. There is a giant lobster in Kingston SE which is in South Australia. The beach smells.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

oh, i guess i was referring to your giant penis then.

[Jawn]

Probably, it is a tourist attraction around here. People take photos next to it all the time.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

GUYZ. I MEANT GIANT BIKE

[Mirm]

My town!

Seriously, with both governments vowing to abolish Zone 3 fees for public transport you may as well live as far away from the city as possible to exploit the brand new election policy from whatever party gets elected into government

oh my goth, zone 3 tickets made me shit my pants.

[KillingInTheNameOf]

cept theyre only free for students :p

Theyve reduced the cost but ya still gotta pay

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

whats the dizzle with these zone three tickets?

The only time I may have went into zone three (or maybe it was two!) it was sunday and cheap!

[KillingInTheNameOf]

thats called a Sunday Saver

all tickets on Sunday are like $2 or summin

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

thank you for that information...I went fishing that day with a really lame fisherperson. :p SO no fish were fish'd

[Jawn]

yeah im going to ride public transport every single day when that comes in just because there aint no such thing as zone 3 fees.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

seriously if public transport becomes free in that area i am totally living and working there.

[Jawn]

thank you for that information...I went fishing that day with a really lame fisherperson. :p SO no fish were fish'd

It be not the fisherpeople's fault that no fish were had. Nature was against us. Fish hate rain. they never play when it rains. They don't wanna get wet.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

I DEMAND TO GO FISHING AGAIN IN A BETTER SPOT.

[Jawn]

seriously if public transport becomes free in that area i am totally living and working there.

its not free its just that zone 3 turns into zone 2. its still gonna cost like 9 bucks to get to the city. A saving of 2 dollars. but it all counts!

[Jawn]

I DEMAND TO GO FISHING AGAIN IN A BETTER SPOT.

DEMAND AWAY!

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

oh, well i dont care. THat has no benefits for me apart from living closer to giant things.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

I. JUST. WANT. TO. BE. ABLE. TO. WRITE. IN. CAPS. WITH.EASE!

I want to go fishing on a jetty or a creek. One with lots of mosquitos.

[KillingInTheNameOf]

its not free its just that zone 3 turns into zone 2. its still gonna cost like 9 bucks to get to the city. A saving of 2 dollars. but it all counts!

And if you're at school or Uni you get free travel or some crap as well

[Jawn]

the giant bike!
the giant pig!

[Jawn]

I Want To Fish On A Jetty! Or A River/creek!

we fished in a river!! it was just sans-fish!! Fish aren't everywhere you know?

[KillingInTheNameOf]

I. JUST. WANT. TO. BE. ABLE. TO. WRITE. IN. CAPS. WITH.EASE!

I want to go fishing on a jetty or a creek. One with lots of mosquitos.

LIKE THIS?

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

NO LIKE THIS YOU STUPID POOBRAINFACE WHO I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

jawn, was that thing even a river? It seemed more like a canal or an inlet...or something lame. I want bushes and mozzies.

[Jawn]

its Grumma!!! with an angsty metally name!! He is Raging Against the Machines, yet is using a machine to communicate with us! OH THE PERPLEXITIES OF MODERN LIFE!!!

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

Oh its grumma. GROSS!

[Jawn]

NO LIKE THIS YOU STUPID POOBRAINFACE WHO I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

jawn, was that thing even a river? It seemed more like a canal or an inlet...or something lame. I want bushes and mozzies.

It was Patterson river, but I think that bit may be artificial and enhanced by humans.

The last time i fished in a river with bushes there was a snake and it nearly bit me. do you want me to get bitten by a poisonous snake?

And mozzies suck when fishing. Seriously.

[KillingInTheNameOf]

NO LIKE THIS YOU STUPID POOBRAINFACE WHO I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

jawn, was that thing even a river? It seemed more like a canal or an inlet...or something lame. I want bushes and mozzies.

I'm Grumma :p

*edit*
Haha you went to Patterson and couldnt get anything?

Obviously your fishing skills arent as awsome as many may be lead to believe :p

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

yes. I WANT YOU TO HUG AND KISS SOME POISONOUS SNAKES.

[KillingInTheNameOf]

Eh that aint that dangerous

[Jawn]

yes. I WANT YOU TO HUG AND KISS SOME POISONOUS SNAKES.

I want these motherfucking poisonous snakes off my mother fucking river!!!

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

jawn, why is your avatar a sloth!? You are by know means slothlike. Wink.

[Jawn]

jawn, why is your avatar a sloth!? You are by know means slothlike. Wink.

its a metaphor for my staying power. Wink.

[KillingInTheNameOf]

And how long you can last ;)

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

remember when we made up all those PIP title things? GOOD TIMES. All of those were so much better than these ones...theyre stupidlike.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

And how long you can last ;)

OH GRUMMA!

MONTHS! YEARS!

thats what ive heard.

[KillingInTheNameOf]

Well if sloths are "slow" then yeah . .. could go a while :p

[Jawn]

our PIPS ruled the Internet so much they can never be used because if they are the Internet will explode because it just can't handle that much awesome.

I wanna make up an acronym for PIP (or acrostic for the poetic kind out there)

People
Insert
Prosthetic
Symbolism


deep man, deep.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

my interhead asplode!

[Jawn]

I'll Internet Asplode your face in a minute!!!

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

i'll cute dorky PHOTOJOURNALIST your NOSE in a SECOND!

[Jawn]

I'll ERIC BIBB your EPIDERMIS in a MICROSECOND

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

I'll JESSICA ALBA'S BUTT your BOOBS in an HOUR

[KillingInTheNameOf]

I'll JESSICA ALBA'S BUTT your BOOBS in an HOUR

mmmmmmmmm Jessica Alba . . .

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

well, I Just had a fun 15 minutes.

[Caity]

Hi guys :)

[The Dying Start]

Ha! Vagina!

[Jake]

Ooh yeah I'm going to a party tonight, and tomorrow I don't have a lesson until 12.15 which means I can sleep and stuff and not be so hungover in my one and only lesson heh.

Then I start work on Saturday, mmm money. Except England is all cold, and I'm working in a garden centre, so that's bad..

[Caity]

I'm in English about now and everyone's panicking because their checklists aren't signed for the information we have to have gathered for our exam on Monday, but I'm all done :D So I have nothing to do! So I'm listening to TLE at Festival Hall (it's playing in the background) and bumming around on here!

[Jake]

I just got in from said party. A relatively good time was had, but I do not like paying for up to $9 per drink. And no shots after 11pm. Wtf.

[*M!]

i didn't have breakfast and i'm hungry! :(

i haven't got any emails today so i'm feeling un-loved

and the internet here is being shitty with everyone

happy fridays! :(

how's everyone else going?

*M!

[Neo]

i didn't have breakfast and i'm hungry! :(

i haven't got any emails today so i'm feeling un-loved

and the internet here is being shitty with everyone

happy fridays! :(

how's everyone else going?

*M!

I'd send you an email, but I don't have your address!!

[*M!]

awww - thanks Jamie - regardless of actually getting an email or not - that made me feel better!

:)

although now i've got the shakes and i feel like i'm going to throw up and pass out simultaneously...

hooray!

*M!

[cdejonge]

Why the hell would somebody put their mobile number in a myspace bulletin? :eek:

[Ally]

I think I know who you're talking about Cam. It annoys me to no end.

[cdejonge]

Yeah I think it is the same person. I have nothing against her! She seems cool, but with all the dodgy stuff that has happened lately, and especially all that stuff on the news, people should be more careful.

[Ally]

I couldn't agree more. Some people think that the internet is a safe place, but once you've posted something up, anyone, anywhere in the world can access it. It's crazy.

[cdejonge]

Not sure if this has been mentioned before, but check TLE's myspace bulletins now. Madtwins!

[Jawn]

My hands are peeling for no reason. Seriously. Its the most annoying thing ever. Its like im shedding like a snake. I have no resorted to using moisturiser, however I maintain that it's a rather manly moisturiser and I am not a girly man for using it.

[mel_bound]

Yeah I saw them! Well done girls!! :D :D :D

[cdejonge]

I use moisturiser. Manly or girly doesn't matter. Keeps my skin smoooth :)

[The Dying Start]

I don't. I just don't do any work, thus my skin is in perfect condition.


I had a fucken weird dream last night. I was at a TLE show and i was on the barrier waiting for TLE to come on. I look across and Ian Moss and Jim Barnes are on the barrier too....i think i started talking to them when Bow River came on the background cd. We all started singing it together...hahahaha. And i got embarrassed coz i forgot how the bit in the middle goes. Anyway...i'd just like to thank Mossy and Barnesy for being top sports.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

I went back to my friends house the other night and I discovered his new housemate is this guy that I used to work with at KFC! WACK!

[Jake]

Mmm KFC. British KFC sucks, it tastes worse than it does in Australia. More so since they stopped doing salt on the chips. Ew.

I watched a nature program that had heaps of cute polar bears and emperor penguins.

http://www.nationalgeographic.com/kids/creature_feature/0101/images/menu_penguin.jpg

How cute!!

Except it was pretty depressing. First of all some birds died. Then a polar bear died. Then an emperor penguin chick was crushed by all these broody females!

[*M!]

on the weekend i sent this rather "naughty" text message to this guy i currently have a bit of a crush on...

i sent it from online...

anyway about 20 minutes afterwards i get this phone call - the guy on the other end sounds like Habib from Pizza and he started abusing me telling me that he didn't want to get any more texts from me...

cue embarressed face

Oh good lord - damn me and my fingers and my power of typing skills... i sent the message to the wrong number...

:O

it's funny now - but at the time i was all like - AURGHHH - that's BAD!

:p

just thought i should share some random for the day!

*M!

[Erin]

I don't. I just don't do any work, thus my skin is in perfect condition.


I had a fucken weird dream last night. I was at a TLE show and i was on the barrier waiting for TLE to come on. I look across and Ian Moss and Jim Barnes are on the barrier too....i think i started talking to them when Bow River came on the background cd. We all started singing it together...hahahaha. And i got embarrassed coz i forgot how the bit in the middle goes. Anyway...i'd just like to thank Mossy and Barnesy for being top sports.

i had a dream last night that i was walking through a house and i walked into a room where chris was writing songs, i was allowed to sit and watch, then the room turned into my study, chris was still stitting there. we talked for a while and then scott and andy came into the room. i left them to their work and walked out of the house and into a forest.

good god *M! thats awful!! :D

[*M!]

haha - yeah - it was pretty bad!

i ended up telling the person i'd intended the text to go to - we had a good laugh about it - but oh my... i hadn't been that genuinely red for ages!

normally i wouldn't admit that story to anyone - don't know why i did this time!

*M!

[Erin]

random thing i found out in the newspaper

fifi box (from triple M) is the sister of Kiernan Box from Augie March

neeeeever knew that...

[*M!]

O Noez - i don't like fifi - but i do like Augie March... such a dilema!

*M!

[hillaas]

Pffft.. Stupid Celebreties and their contacts.

[Caity]

on the weekend i sent this rather "naughty" text message to this guy i currently have a bit of a crush on...

i sent it from online...

anyway about 20 minutes afterwards i get this phone call - the guy on the other end sounds like Habib from Pizza and he started abusing me telling me that he didn't want to get any more texts from me...

cue embarressed face

Oh good lord - damn me and my fingers and my power of typing skills... i sent the message to the wrong number...

:O

it's funny now - but at the time i was all like - AURGHHH - that's BAD!

:p

just thought i should share some random for the day!

*M!



I've done that before but I knew the person and he told half the grade ... gah.

[*M!]

oooh - Caity - you win! that'd be terrrible!

i don't think i've ever done that before - it sure brought some colour to my cheeks though...

*M!

[Jawn]

oh man the best.


I was going to have an exam on wednesday but now its been pushed to next week which means i can spend more time on other work that needs to get done and its just about the best thing ever.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

EVERYONE should watch australian story tonight at 8pm on the ABC! Its about the street socceroos. They went to south africa and the cute boy I like might be on it!

[The Dying Start]

I send naughty text messages to everyone i know, thus i never have any embarrasssment if i accidentally send it to the wrong person.

[Colezy]

How come I never get one?? Huh? :p


Yeah, I know, you don't have my number, but thats NO EXCUSE Glenn. You could have asked for it, you know.

[cdejonge]

Or he could have myspace commented it! Gee, that guy is unbelievable :p

[Colezy]

Exactly!
Glenn, start listening to Cam from now on, please.

[cdejonge]

Since I'm on a roll on the forum lately ... *nods*

I gotta make the most of it :p

[KillingInTheNameOf]

on the weekend i sent this rather "naughty" text message to this guy i currently have a bit of a crush on...

i sent it from online...

anyway about 20 minutes afterwards i get this phone call - the guy on the other end sounds like Habib from Pizza and he started abusing me telling me that he didn't want to get any more texts from me...

cue embarressed face

Oh good lord - damn me and my fingers and my power of typing skills... i sent the message to the wrong number...

:O

it's funny now - but at the time i was all like - AURGHHH - that's BAD!

:p

just thought i should share some random for the day!

*M!

lmao

hehe :p

[*M!]

it's trying to rain!

:D

best thing ever!

i wanna go naked dancing outside - anyone care to join me?

:p

*M!

[Julian]

I will! But i'm busy atm so you can start without me :p

[KillingInTheNameOf]

haha and Julian will just watch from the bushes :p

[Caity]

Guys I need advice.

On the last night of school, we have our valedictory - it's basically the less-formal formal, where we get our Year 12 certificates etc. We all go to some fancy hotel, eat dinner etc etc. The tables are arranged with three families (one student, two parents) per table...

My two best friends and I have been best friends since Year 7, when I first went to their school. One of them, Shannon, has recently started going out with another of our friends, Nathan. Since then, she's been ditching me and the other girl, Sheree, more and more to spend time with Nathan. We're getting frustrated.

We had (obviously incorrectly) assumed that the three of us would sit together at the val - given that we've been best friends for EVER, Sheree and I had thought it would be a fitting end to spend the last night of our school careers together. Shannon had other ideas. She approached me and said that she was sitting with Nathan and would I like to join her? I asked her "what about Sheree? I don't want to leave her out." Shannon said "okay, get back to me."

I told Sheree what happened and she was pretty upset she'd been 'forgotten' - understandably, I thought! Sheree asked Shannon (pretending I hadn't passed on that Shannon wanted me at her table) if she'd sit with Sheree and I - the response was "Oh I already said I'd sit with Nathan, sorry. Don't make me choose, it's not fair to make me choose my friends over my boyfriend." etc etc etc.

So! Sheree and I are pretty pissed off - we're being ditched for a guy she's gone out with for two weeks when we kinda hoped we could have spent the last night with her ...

Are we wrong in being shitty? HELP!!!

[KillingInTheNameOf]

You dont have to spend the ENTIRE night at the one table. Just walk around to hers and spike the bf's drink so he starts chuckin up and gets thrown out :p

[Caity]

That's not the point Grumma - I was kinda hoping for a serious response to that ...

[KillingInTheNameOf]

Well the "not having to spend the entire night" part was a serious response

[-George-]

Maybe try and get tables right next to each other if you can't work it out?

Or somehow stuff the system and manage to get all 4 on one table..?

[KillingInTheNameOf]

Yeah thats odd.

Our school has tables of 10 I think

[-George-]

Its only the eating part that you're at the tables anyway really isn't it?

The rest of the night you can all just be wandering minstrels! Hooray.

[Mirm]

tell your friend with the boyfriend to go to hell. she'll be sitting with her boyfriend and therefore won't be left out at all. You can sit with the other girl and then nobody is left out, even if you arent sitting together. Its not like you wont see each other all night.

[cdejonge]

Why the hell are the yobs setting off firecrackers here again? Bloody racing season :p

[Caity]

Friggin' hell. You lot completely missed the point. We're shitty because she obviously feels that he's more important than us, at least in this situation and didn't think that maybe we wanted to sit with her first. >_<

[KillingInTheNameOf]

Give her a break.

She's obviously excited to have a bf and fair enough

[Mirm]

Friggin' hell. You lot completely missed the point. We're shitty because she obviously feels that he's more important than us, at least in this situation and didn't think that maybe we wanted to sit with her first. >_<

then, seriously, tell her to go to hell. she can sit with her pimply boyfriend all she likes, and you can sit with your other friend and not have to be in an awkward and embarassing situation, watching those other two make out all night long.

[-George-]

I know how you feel Caity - its not nice to be ditched by your best friend for her boyfriend..

It happens though... :(

[cdejonge]

And they'll probably last for 2 months and then she'll come back running to you!

[Caity]

And they'll probably last for 2 months and then she'll come back running to you!

That's the thing - we can't really see them lasting very long, and don't you think she'd rather look back on the valedictory in twenty years and say she spent it with her best friends, rather than some guy she'll probably forget the name of?

Grumma, you seriously have no sensitive side whatsoever. Typical bloke.

[KillingInTheNameOf]

lol woops.

i actually didnt mean to post only that.

What I meant is more along the lines of Cam. I doubt she's going to stay infactuated with him for that long. Have you tried approaching her about it?

[Caity]

We have and her response is "don't make me choose, it's not fair" etc etc.

The thing that really shits me is that when I started going out with James, she emphasised that "friends come before boyfriends" - some hypocrite she is.

[KillingInTheNameOf]

Eh that sucks . ..

Looks like you're just going to have to ride it out I spose :(

[Caity]

The thing that really shits me? She broke up with her previous boyfriend ONE WEEK before she started going out with this one, and already he's more important to her than her friends. Who's going to be there when she's upset and bawling her eyes out because they had a fight? HER FRIENDS. Gahhhhhhhhhh.

[KillingInTheNameOf]

Hmm i know that feeling.
Well sorta. I was *meant* to be the guy lol.

yeah well idunno. Have the tables already been arranged?

[cdejonge]

Sounds like she's a bit insecure ... sounds like the dipsy blonde on Home and Away who comes running back to Lucas when she was about to have her baby.

[Julian]

Stress less Caity

[The Dying Start]

Guys I need advice.

On the last night of school, we have our valedictory - it's basically the less-formal formal, where we get our Year 12 certificates etc. We all go to some fancy hotel, eat dinner etc etc. The tables are arranged with three families (one student, two parents) per table...

My two best friends and I have been best friends since Year 7, when I first went to their school. One of them, Shannon, has recently started going out with another of our friends, Nathan. Since then, she's been ditching me and the other girl, Sheree, more and more to spend time with Nathan. We're getting frustrated.

We had (obviously incorrectly) assumed that the three of us would sit together at the val - given that we've been best friends for EVER, Sheree and I had thought it would be a fitting end to spend the last night of our school careers together. Shannon had other ideas. She approached me and said that she was sitting with Nathan and would I like to join her? I asked her "what about Sheree? I don't want to leave her out." Shannon said "okay, get back to me."

I told Sheree what happened and she was pretty upset she'd been 'forgotten' - understandably, I thought! Sheree asked Shannon (pretending I hadn't passed on that Shannon wanted me at her table) if she'd sit with Sheree and I - the response was "Oh I already said I'd sit with Nathan, sorry. Don't make me choose, it's not fair to make me choose my friends over my boyfriend." etc etc etc.

So! Sheree and I are pretty pissed off - we're being ditched for a guy she's gone out with for two weeks when we kinda hoped we could have spent the last night with her ...

Are we wrong in being shitty? HELP!!!

Yeah, it's wrong to be shitty. But it's a typical response. It doesn't matter how long someone has been dating...when you're in a relationship like that, be it only 2 weeks old or 10 years old, you want to spend time with that person. All your time, if only it were possible. Your hitched friend has given you warning and asked you to join them...so it's not like you've been ditched at the last minute or anything. If i was you, I would have straight away denied her invitation and found your third friend to sit with you and your forgotten mate. It's the valedictory dinner...everyone mingles at the end anyway...so you don't get to eat and listen to speaches with one of your friends...if they're really a friend you'll see them after school finishes anyway so there's no dramas. I have absolutely no doubt that you'd want to sit with James if he was at your school and you were dating for a week.


We have and her response is "don't make me choose, it's not fair" etc etc.

The thing that really shits me is that when I started going out with James, she emphasised that "friends come before boyfriends" - some hypocrite she is.

This is a Valedictory dinner...not your funeral. I didn't sit with any of my friends at my VD, they were all over the place. With their other friends, with their girlfriends. It doesn't matter...it's ONE NIGHT.


The thing that really shits me? She broke up with her previous boyfriend ONE WEEK before she started going out with this one, and already he's more important to her than her friends. Who's going to be there when she's upset and bawling her eyes out because they had a fight? HER FRIENDS. Gahhhhhhhhhh.

Well maybe if you're going to be so judgemental of her social choices, you should find another friend. If it's an issue to you, you shouldn't be picking up any pieces at all. You should be finding some new friends. So she caught a guy on the rebound...it happens all the time...especially with teenagers...I'm honestly not having a go at you, i'm really trying to just answer the questions and issues that you've raised, and i really think this has been blown way out of proportion.

[Aaron]

This is a Valedictory dinner...not your funeral. I didn't sit with any of my friends at my VD
..and I hope you don't at your funeral! Although, it wouldn't be entirely out-of-character.

[hillaas]

Just let your friend sit with eher boyfriend and you sit with your other friend. As Golenn said, it's not the end of the wprld and it doesn't matter if she wants to spend some time with her boyfriend. Let her do that and everyone will still be paired up and will still have someone to be with. And if you get really bored you can always talk to your parents :p

[Aaron]

Sorry to interrupt again, but I just noticed that I've been quoted in someone's signature. I've finally made it on the forums ^_^. Shucks, George :p

As far as school formals/dinners/whatever your crazy backward state calls them, it doesn't matter that much who you sit next to. You'll be taking photos and dancing and whatever with all your friends over the course of the night and if you have to talk to somone else at your table, what better time to get to know them better then the last time you'll see them ever again?

Rejecting advice - stupid or otherwise - is a bit dramatic. If you know what you want to hear, why ask? Sorry Caity. I hope you figure something out that lets you enjoy the night :)

[-George-]

Haha. :) Yayyy Aaron!!

[hillaas]

How do you quote in a sig like that when it says " Originally Posted by Aaron ".
Mine is crap and doesn't do that.

[cdejonge]

Quote the thing you want (like you're about to actually reply/post a posting). Then copy and paste the code into your sig.

[-George-]

I just clicked the quote button as if replying.. and then copy and pasted the quote into my sig.. :)

*edit* Arrrr, Cam, ye beat me to it!

[cdejonge]

I just clicked the quote button as if replying.. and then copy and pasted the quote into my sig.. :)

*edit* Arrrr, Cam, ye beat me to it!Great minds think alike. :D

[hillaas]

YAY - all done!

[-George-]

Hoorayyy Andre!!

[hillaas]

YAY!!!!!!!!


Just wondering, does this board have top 10 posters today becaus ei wanna know ow many posts i'v done todayy cos it feels liek ive been on ths computer all day.

[cdejonge]

Not that I can find. Old board did. I kinda miss it, which is sad.

[KillingInTheNameOf]

I found it somewhere; no idea where though lol

[hillaas]

It kept you posting didn't it. The old board had all the top 10 everythings. So competetive!

[KillingInTheNameOf]

http://www.thelivingend.com/vBforum/memberlist.php?&order=DESC&sort=posts&pp=30

[cdejonge]

That's for all time posts. How about just for the day?

[hillaas]

Yeah, i know about that one. But does thiis board have a top 10 posts for today?

[KillingInTheNameOf]

No idea :) I spose you could change a couple of search options . ..

[hillaas]

Hmmm....i think i tried that before.

[State_Of_Emergency]

i have no idea...

ask Glenn or someone, they'll have an answer, *hopefully*

[Erin]

i'm third!!! yay!!
:D....

...which is baaaad

[State_Of_Emergency]

i'm....*looks*

Under a lot of people... but I'm still on there, which is a good sign :D *edit* NINTH actually yay me!



...which is baaaad

why baaad?? that's good!! (better than me :D)

[*M!]

i was second for ages... being below glenn was... unfomfortable :p

now with Andre and Erin padding it out for me - it's way more fun :p

*M!

[Erin]

oh wow, now i'm *M's pillow...
:p

most of my posts are just crap :D

[State_Of_Emergency]

oh wow, now i'm *M's pillow...
:p

most of my posts are just crap :D

me... im 50/50 in my posts :)

i found a PURPLE mp3 player on ebay... cute


aww... a hello kitty one too http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Rare-Hello-Kitty-512MB-MP3-Player-Christmas-gift_W0QQitemZ180047751671QQihZ008QQcategoryZ98410 QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting

[*M!]

haha - i love pillows - thanks Erin - i appreciate it! :D

you'd think my avatar had sufficient "fun bags" to act as a pillow but - *shrugs* doesn't work...

*M!

[State_Of_Emergency]

I love how i found on Ebay TWO exact same mp3/4's for different prices

1 has an hour to go and is currently 26.00 AUS
1 has few mins and is 70.00 AUS

exact same... weird! :)

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

IF I HEAR THE WORD "FASCINATOR" OR WHATEVER ONE MORE TIME I AM GOING TO KILL EVERYONE IN THE WORLD EVER.

[*M!]

oh thank god for Kylie...
i thought it was just me who felt like that!

*avoids using the word*

*M!

[State_Of_Emergency]

???:confused:

VERY confused

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

those stupid things that aren't quite hats that stupid jerks who go to the stupid races to watch horses being punished by angry little men wear.

[cdejonge]

those stupid things that aren't quite hats that stupid jerks who go to the stupid races to watch horses being punished by angry little men wear.haha, love it! I hate the races too. Well, rather I have no interest in it. I honestly forget about it most years, because I've finished classes already for the year so it's not like I get a day off. Once I start working again, I'm sure I'll appreciate it though.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

yeah, I hate horseracing (and greyhound racing!) and gambling in general. Bah Horsebug! If I ever end up living in melbourne im going to have to hibernate for spring.

[cdejonge]

It's not that bad. I only notice it because of the ads on TV. I don't think it's affected my every-day life during Spring :p

[Julian]

I put $5 on Tawqeet cause Efficient pulled out

[Aaron]

Bah Horsebug!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! :p

Horseracing makes the road outside my uni smell really bad (we're next door to Randwick Racecourse).

[cdejonge]

Yeah, horses smell.

Next topic. :D

[hillaas]

i was second for ages... being below glenn was... unfomfortable :p

now with Andre and Erin padding it out for me - it's way more fun :p

*M!

oh wow, now i'm *M's pillow...
:p

most of my posts are just crap :D

HA!

I own you both!!

[cdejonge]

In reply to your post in the other thread Andre, I'm multitasking.

[*M!]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! :p

Horseracing makes the road outside my uni smell really bad (we're next door to Randwick Racecourse).
i loved across the road from that there race course for the best 3 years of my life - when there were races on i could watch them from my window...

i should have sold tickets!

haha wait... that sounded kinda wrong...

:p



HA!

I own you both!!

you don't own me... someone else does - they paid for me too - wait... that sounds wring again...
:O

i should shut up here now!

*M!

[cdejonge]

Loved across the road? :p

Why did the first part sound wrong? And who paid for you? What's the going rate? :p

On another note, Mum just told me they're opening a Krispy Kreme at Knox. Woo.

[*M!]

loved - lived... same thing :p

going rate is... :O i'm not telling the whole board...

what are you offering...

i'll have to run it by my various girlfriends and this guy that i like to see if they'd mind first though...

:p

*M!

[KillingInTheNameOf]

unfomfortable



is that even a word :confused:

[cdejonge]

Girlfriends? Damn! I'll get back to you :p

[*M!]

are the girlfriends the worry hey?

some of them might... join in

an no - Grumma - i can't spell - i thought you knew that already - i thought EVERYONE knew that already!

*M!

[cdejonge]

I meant damn as in ...
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h121/cdejonge/Random/DAMN.jpg

Which means. Damn = good

:D

[*M!]

ahhh - that damn...

what are you gonna do about the boy? :p

or are we going to need a bigger room for all these bodies :p

*M!

[cdejonge]

Yeah, "The Room" isn't big enough. haha I crack myself up :)

[*M!]

well at least someone got a laugh out of that Cam...

honestly...

*shakes head*

*M!

[cdejonge]

*hides* :(

Fine, back to Uni report *sigh*

[*M!]

http://www.thelivingend.com.au/vBforum/images/smilies/tongue.gif

have fun with the assignment!

*M!

[cdejonge]

haha, that ":p" is conveniently located under your avatar.

*rolls eyes*

[*M!]

:eek:

what are you suggesting Cameron?

*M!

[KillingInTheNameOf]

haha go Cambo :p

[cdejonge]

Aren't you joining in Grumbo?

Why is every thread turning into "this"?

[*M!]

it's spring... everyone's more sqitched on when it's sunny!

and it seemed to coincide with a recent mood of mine...

*giggles*

RANDOM = i have an itchy toe on my left foot (is that better Cam?)

*M!

[cdejonge]

It'll do for now :p sqitched on? Okay then ... :p

Okay had enough of this final year report. Time for subject switch. Looks like it's back to studying for Digital Electronic Design :( 1's and 0's here I come ...

[*M!]

alright - so i'm making more typos than usual...
can't help it if i'm preoccupied

:p

have fun with the study!

*M!

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

Remember once upon a forum where you could choose the colour that you wrote in all the time? Like in the control panel? That was cool.

[KillingInTheNameOf]

Haha sure was

Pink all the way!

[KillingInTheNameOf]

Grumma is God

Gee thanks Cambo :)

[cdejonge]

Nice editing idiot :p What did it originally say? Being religious and all, I wouldn't say that :p

[KillingInTheNameOf]

Umm it was whatever post you made last in this thread :p

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

Did anyone watch Australian Story last night like I told them to? Cute boy was in it for...half a second. Otherwise it was a pretty cool story.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

how do you say 'hey person I dont know that I want a job from...you dont seem to have attached the position description properly, try again fool!" in the most appropriate way?

[Caity]

For those interested, the friend is now sitting with us - she felt bad so yeah .... Thanks for advice - helpful or otherwise :)

[KillingInTheNameOf]

or otherwise :)

Woo go me ^_^

And thats good :)

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

hi caity! hows it going?

[Caity]

Good Kylie? How are you?


It's really hot here.


Oh and I had my last ever ever ever physics exam today hooray!

[cdejonge]

Congrats Caity! Hi Caity! Hi Caity's friend! *waves twice*

[The Dying Start]

Ahh the power of emotional blackmail, hey Caity?!

[KillingInTheNameOf]

Not now you idiot :p

At the dinner
*edit - to Cambo

[Caity]

Ahh the power of emotional blackmail, hey Caity?!

What are you implying?

See the thing is, I didn't really have much of a part in it all - it was my friends that were 'arguing' as such ... I just repeated the story on here in the hopes for some advice, not criticism as most of it was....

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

congratulations on your last psychic exam caity! You'll be a magikalll mistress Kay-tee before you know it.


HA-HA I PRETENDING I DIDNT KNOW WHAT PHYSICS WAS< GET IT? THOSE WORDS LOOK ALIKE!

[Caity]

Oh you're so funny Kylie I wish I was as funny as you!!

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

one day if you study hard at clown college you may be.

[Caity]

I'll try, I promise.

[cdejonge]

I love Dad's random "humour"

Dad: "Do you mind if I put the TV on?"
Me: "Nah"
Dad: "Mum's got bloody Terd Newton on"

and later

Dad: "Steve (one of visitors here before) dropped a bloody shit one before"

[Jawn]

Oh man.

If i decided to spend 20 dollars on the horse, I would have won 220ish bucks. But i didn't. Oh well. No beer on Jawn tonight.


Go Delta Blues. The blues always win.

[KillingInTheNameOf]

Unless theyre the Carlton variety :p

[Rhiannon]

Oooh snap.

We'll be back, don't you worry. =P

[Caity]

Unless theyre the Carlton variety :p

Oh you're so funny. Wow, I never realised there were so many funny people on here *rolls eyes*

[skitbra]

Oh man.

If i decided to spend 20 dollars on the horse, I would have won 220ish bucks. But i didn't. Oh well. No beer on Jawn tonight.



I'm so glad I decided to place my bets today. I spent $5 on sweeps at work and won $12. Then $2 each way on Delta Blues, Maybe Better and Pop Rock. And then I bet $1 on the box trifecta. Today's total profit: $1169.70!!! :D

[Julian]

Maybe you didn't get it. IT'S FUNNY CAUSE CARLTON ARE SHIT










:p

[The Dying Start]

That they are.

They're doing well in the pub brawl stakes though!

[Jake]

My grandma placed a bet, on the first 3 positions - and she got second and third right. And she wins small hits on the lottery on a regular basis (once she got $750 or something). She's so lucky.

[*M!]

i want stimulating conversation - or my internet to be working properly...

the room has been lonely today

*M!

[cdejonge]

*Cameron enters room* One more person now!

*Cameron leave room to attempt study*

Sorry!

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

Hello Room!

[Caity]

NO MORE PHYSICS EVER
NO MORE MATHS EVER

Hooray!!!!!!!


I get tomorrow and Friday off school, then Monday is an exam but it's going to be easy, then Tuesday we have some crappy rehearsal for our Speech Night for half the day, then Wednesday is a day off but the music department is taking all the Year 12 musicians out to lunch and Thursday we get talked to by a fireman and Friday is our last day ever and it's going to be sad and I will cry.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

haha, why are you getting talked to by a fireman?

[Caity]

To remind us to be safe on the roads and stuff. They're going to show us graphic images of road accidents and the jaws of life and stuff.

People who drink and drive are idiots.
i went to a party the other night and one of the guys, Shouvik, thought it'd be really cool to reverse backwards down a hill and then drive off somewhere after a lot too many drinks in his week-old Camry Sportivo.
Clever boy.

[The Dying Start]

Oh well. He'll learn when his week old Camry Sportivo wreck is bought by U Pull It for $50.

Just make sure no one else rides with his stupid ass.

[cdejonge]

Just to annoy some other people. Here's some code from our project. Enjoy!

////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
// room3 - Function to check when people enter the second room.
// Inputs:
// int A -> is the bit address of Room 3's sensor A
// int B -> is the bit address of Room 3's sensor B
void room3(int A, int B) // eg offset = 0x0000F0
{
static int lStateA=0, cStateA, door3=0;
static int lStateB=0, cStateB;
int temp=0;
temp = door3;

cStateA = (PEIN & A); //reads the current state of sensor A
if (lStateA != cStateA) //if there is a change in state for sensor A
{
if ((cStateA & A) != A) //Sensor A's line has been passed.
{
PAOUT &= ~LED1; //set to 0 to turn on the LED.
}
else
{
PAOUT |= LED1; //set to 1 to turn off the LED.
temp = ((temp << 2) + 1) & 0xF; //shifts temp 2 bits to the left, and sets 1 as binary '01' into the two right hand side two bits.
}
}

[-George-]

Wow.

...Well i'm sure it makes sense to you guys... :D

[cdejonge]

Not me! The other guy wrote it :p The laaaaaazy one. (I'm going crazy ....)

Not really. :)


All it pretty much does (that's only some of the code there - there's about 10 pages total), is check to see if people are entering or leaving a room and turn lights on/off accordingly. It also counts how many people are in each room. It also check if the alarm is on. If it is and people go through a door, the alarm goes off.

[cdejonge]

Happy Birthday Alina!

[The Dying Start]

I wanna drive a Vulva.

[Jake]

To remind us to be safe on the roads and stuff. They're going to show us graphic images of road accidents and the jaws of life and stuff.

People who drink and drive are idiots.
i went to a party the other night and one of the guys, Shouvik, thought it'd be really cool to reverse backwards down a hill and then drive off somewhere after a lot too many drinks in his week-old Camry Sportivo.
Clever boy.

I had something like that, called 'Safe Drive Stay Alive', last year. They get emergency workers (from the policemen or fireman who arrive first, to nurses and family members) talking about an imaginary accident, and show video bits of how easily and quickly it can happen - one minute having a laugh, the next..bam. It was pretty shocking stuff.

Last night I drove back from my photography class (about 25 mins) with my dad. I'm really not used to our old shitty car - I'm learning in a brand new Ford Focus so it's all smooth in that.

[*M!]

i have rehearsals tonight - HOORAY!

:)

i think i've learnt my lines too!

"Don't work it out. React"

*M!

[Jessii]

What are you rehearsing for?

I did so much theatre when i was little. I miss it.

[*M!]

i'm in 2 plays for the local dramatic society

they're only one act each - but all quite fun

one of them i'm a bit of a moron (my character) my name is Patsy and i get to dress in cool clothes like i'd wear to a gig ('cept i would't 'cause i'd feel like a try-hard)

the other one is a silent movie - i'm the maid...
there are only 4 characters in this play - and no words at all by the main characters!

we have actions to do forwards, backwards, fast forwards... it's easier to do than i thought and it looks fantastic once the strobe is flickering - just like an old fashioned movie! :)

the plays start next week on Friday!

*M!

[Jessii]

Awesome. I haven't acted since i was 15, but i really miss it. Hah i think the highlight was playing a Smurf when i was 5.

[*M!]

whenever our scool or whatever used to put on plays i'd generally be the choir lead or something - i never actually had any roles to play until i joined the dramatic society (abbreviated to MADS - appropriately enough) even then i'd get stuck with all the singing bits...

i think bing a smurf would be fun - but blue is so not my colour!

they used to call my dad Pappa Smurf when he worked at the high school - hehe - i'd forgotten about that!

*M!

[Jessii]

I can't sing at all. Or dance.

There is a video of the Smurf play, and we are all singing and dancing to a song about not wanting to go to school why papa smurf was asking why not, and you can hear my dad laughing his ass off while filming.

[Caity]

I totally just had the nicest swim ever - one of the only reasons I actually like summer.

[Caity]

Mannnnn I totally asked Mum if she could put money on two horses for me for the Crown Oaks and the horses I picked came 2nd and 3rd except she didn't put money on...

[*M!]

do you reckon i could get RSI from stuffing envelopes today?

my wrists are sore!

*M!

[Jessii]

I got RSI from cross stitching, so you probably could!

[*M!]

haha - i don't think my envelope stuffing was as intense as your cross stitching though Jessii - those things are amazing!

i'm now making a website - i'm using photoshop to do a mockup - it's frustratingly fun!

*M!

[cdejonge]

Awesome. I haven't acted since i was 15, but i really miss it. Hah i think the highlight was playing a Smurf when i was 5.Our high school used to get called Smurfs because we had blue blazers.

[Ally]

I have a job interview in less than an hour. Surprisingly, I'm not feeling at all nervous.

[cdejonge]

Good luck Ally!

[*M!]

i need to cut my fingernails...

so i can play guitar again

or something

*M!

[cdejonge]

Has anybody heard of a band - The Runaway Boys - that are going around now? Isn't that what TLE used to be called?

They're playing tomorrow night with None The Wise.

[Ally]

I've seen them around myspace heaps and read a few ads in the local streetpress, I've never heard their music though.

I can't believe how easy my interview was, the two girls were really nice and I find out tomorrow if I've got the job. Fingers crossed!

[Caity]

Where's it for Ally? I forget - or else didn't know in the first place :p

[Ally]

The local Ritchie's IGA, working in the deli.

[Jawn]

i need to cut my fingernails...

so i can play guitar again

or something

*M!

some people play with long fingernails... oh the conundrum!

[*M!]

yeah - one hand long one hand short Jawn...

i can't press the strings properly if that hand is long...

plus my nails are looking manky anyway - and i can't give good massages if they're long...

there is a multitude of reasons!

*M!

[Neryssah]

http://www.nme.com/reviews/wolfmother/7918
I'm officially in love with whoever the first guy to post a user review is.

I like that "multitude" word *M! haha it's almost as good as plethora :p

[*M!]

Neryssah's a mind reader :O

hehe i agree - multitude and plethora are both really ace words!

:)

*M!

[Neryssah]

So is discombobulated. I've always wanted to use that in a sentence.

[Erin]

discombobulated
i have a friend who says that a lot, i just nod and pretend i know what it means

i'm not sure if anyone remembers, but i told people that i had entered one of my poems into a local contest....

I CAME 1ST!!
*dances*

[Neryssah]

That's awesome! :D

[State_Of_Emergency]

i have a friend who says that a lot, i just nod and pretend i know what it means

i'm not sure if anyone remembers, but i told people that i had entered one of my poems into a local contest....

I CAME 1ST!!
*dances*

I didn't know, and I was at school... aww, Congrats Erin! (didn't rwalise until Dani told me that you guys had won it)

Damn, I could've entered, and *maybe* I coulda came 3rd and evened it out (no chance probably, my poems wouldn't be good enough)

Congrats anyways *claps*

[Caity]

I wanna tell you all a joke.


An old Italian man lived alone in the coutnry. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was very hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
"Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here, my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me.
Love, Dad."
A few days later, he received a letter from his son.
"Dear Dad,
Don't dig up that garden - that's where I buried the bodies.
Love, Vinnie."
At 4am the next morning, the FBI and local policemen arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologised to the old man and left. That same day, the old man received another letter from his son.
"Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love, Vinnie."

Did you like it?

[Neryssah]

Hahaha I love it :)

I heard one like that a while ago about a guy speeding. But I won't tell it cos I don't remember it properly and I'll most likely screw it up something awful.

[Mirm]

I got a joke.

Whats better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics?

[Mirm]

Not being retarded

[Caity]

*yawns*
I have the hiccups...

[Jake]

So wouldn't you be going yaaw- HIC OW ?

..I dont think it'd be so pleasant to yawn and hiccup at the same time.

I'm really looking forward to this weekend, Saturday is going to be awesome. Plus I'll be seeing our very own Martin, woohoo!

[Caity]

The hiccups are gone now, hooray!
The hiccups are gone now, hooray!
The hiccups are gone now, hooray!

You know a good way to get rid of them? If you're with someone and they keep hiccuping, ask them to try and anticipate the next hiccup and tell you when they're going to do it again. Because they're trying to grab a breath to tell you when they're hiccuping, it cancels out the odd breathing that causes hiccuping in the first place :)

Hooray for seeing Martin Jakey! Say hello for us okay?

[Jake]

Naturlich meine lieblings Freundin :)

I was writing out instructions for him the other night on which tube lines he needs and whatnot. He was shocked and appalled to find out that the tube does not run 24hours, even at weekends. Just another fantastic reason to live in London everyone...

[Mirm]

whats a tube? Lismore doesnt even have a train anymore. And our buses dont run on sundays.

[State_Of_Emergency]

have a lookie @ this :)

http://abc.net.au/myfavouritealbum/celebrities/

Chris has his fav. album :)

[Caity]

We don't even have trains ever :p and our buses are shithouse.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

doesn't the tilt train go to cairns?

also, I guess you can blame the decline of the countrylink trains on the decrease of plane prices.

[cdejonge]

doesn't the tilt train go to cairns?That the one with a 45 degree angled roof? I think I've been on that. Or is that in the Blue Mountains? I have no idea ...

[Caity]

doesn't the tilt train go to cairns?

also, I guess you can blame the decline of the countrylink trains on the decrease of plane prices.

Yeah but I meant we don't have trains as public transport. We have them for long distance journeys or cane.

[Aaron]

That the one with a 45 degree angled roof? I think I've been on that. Or is that in the Blue Mountains? I have no idea ...
The one in the Blue Mountains tilts forward, as it goes down a steep slope. The one in Cairns tilts side-to-side to enable it to go around corners fast, like a motorcyclist would do. The latter are referred to as tilt trains, the former as funicular railways.

[*M!]

well aren't you just a wealth of knowledgre Mr. Aaron!

how'd the exam go today?

*M!