The Jawn Wiggs Memorial Room (mat & Glenn's Crap Thread v36.5)

[May]

Welcome to the upteenth million version. :)

[cdejonge]

Thankyou! I have a longer signature now. :)

[Kev]

cool. I dont think I ever posted in the Room last 5000000 times.


I should put my gig dates in my sig, but I dont know if I can really be bothered.


I might do it later.

[Steph Format]

*looks around*
this Room is actually furnished!

I like the couches... and the minibar

[May]

*looks around*
this Room is actually furnished!

I like the couches... and the minibar
Well I've been a little rushed with this one, but hopefully you'll feel right at home :P

[The Dying Start]

Sweet mother of Jesus i hope this board doesn't stay like this for long


All the silver fade is giving me a headache....and no avatars or sig images! Argh!

[Adele]

A good lookin' room.

[The Dying Start]

Room to move.

[Armistice]

...and no avatars or sig images! Argh!

Twice! I like my avatars

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

hey glenn, post the nostalgic post here!

(i dont have to nag you so much this time because i can easily post it myself :P )

[cdejonge]

Sweet mother of Jesus i hope this board doesn't stay like this for long


All the silver fade is giving me a headache....and no avatars or sig images! Argh!I'm finding it hard to scroll through postings with the huge name headers at the top of every post. Guess I'll get used to it. *sigh*

[*M!]

i don't wanna have to get used to it - i want the board before the tmb board to not be hacked!
:(

i'm SO confused by this board - my poor brain is going - ouch - stop doing this to me you mean person!

also - i should be doing work but i don't wanna!

*M!

[cdejonge]

Yeah this board will take a while to get used to ...

I too should be doing work.

[*M!]

haha - Yay us Cam! :D

:lol:

^awww - no emoticon :(

*M!

[*M!]

i would think what?

*M!

[Neo]

I dont know what I am doing, nor do I know what I am talking about

[Julian]

I like these boards but the ones I go to have a far better colour scheme for the eyes and the layouts a bit better.

[Neo]

What do these circle things mean next to everyones name?

[*M!]

I dont know what I am doing, nor do I know what I am talking about

haha! good effort! :D

also - i think that the circles next to everyone's name mean online and offline...

might not be - kinda makes most sense though...

*M!

[May]

Online/Offline?

And as for the colour scheme, I have my browser settings fixed so that it ignores the backgrounds, so it's basically a white board for me - no complaints there. But the divides between each persons posts could be a bit clearer...

[Neo]

I'm getting the hang of things now. did you know that you can add things to the calendar and you can even upload shit from your computer!! it's so cool. :)

[*M!]

oooh - you'll have to share your knowledge...

i know nothing - it's freaking me out!

*M!

[Neo]

http://www.thelivingend.com/vBforum/faq.php?faq=vb_faq#faq_vb_user_maintain

that shows you all the neat little tricks the board has. I only just noticed that after playing around and clicking everything hehehe :P

[Neo]

and to upload pictures etc. from your computer just click the paper clip next to the smiley face. no-more imageshack or photobucket problems :D

[Neo]

and polls show your option in italics once you have voted!! that's so cool. no more forgetting what option I chose ;)

[cdejonge]

Is the Gig Talk forum just for TLE gigs? Should gigs for other bands go under the Other forum?

[May]

Is the Gig Talk forum just for TLE gigs? Should gigs for other bands go under the Other forum?

Nah, gig talk has always been for everyone - but it's only TLE gigs that usually get pinned! :)

[*M!]

i'm a bit excited...

tomorrow night i have to go to our local dramatic society 'cause they're casting a new set of plays... (they're one act plays so i don't/won't have to learn many lines - if i get a part!)

i kinda wish they were going to do a musical at some stage soon - i wanna SING dammit!

hehe

*M!

[Caity]

This is kinda cool - bit hard to work it out :p but I'll get there!

[*M!]

that's how i feel about it too Caity!

plus there are so many tops people on here it's worth learning so that i can have a 'conversation' with them!

hey Caity - how'd your exams go today?

*M!

[The Dying Start]

In early 2003, "Mat & Glenn's Crap Thread" was born. The by line was simply "post here please". This thread became a TLE Board institution within a very short period of time, and has lasted through the good times and the bad times. It has withstood attacks from the Page Pug. It has survived a terrorist attack from the governing body of the Forums (who apprently weren't Nazi's or Elitist...they just deleted threads without reason and then when new moderators were appointed they labelled the new ones as such). It has survived 3 different TLE Forums! And with only one name change in it's entire history, continues to provide modern day Boarders with a place to spew their crap. Let the nostalgia begin!

The first ever post was of course from the founder of Mat & Glenn's Crap Thread, "Kirsty". Sadly she is no longer a reg, she can often be spotted at TLE shows or Boarder populated functions.

Kirsty, Feb 19 2003
ok guys, talk your crap here ok? I wanna see how many pages you can get it too..

Glenn was of course the first of the two whores to post in the new thread. In fact seeing as he was online at the time, and mat was not...it can be assumed that it was Glenn's rampant post whoring that was the final straw for Kirsty, resulting in the thread's creation.

The Dying Start, Feb 19 2003
lmaosb. OMG i love you Kirsty


this is the best present anyone could give



HEY MAT....COM PLAY! WE GOT OUR OWN PLAYROOM!!

The first page held stunning Crap contributions from favourite members such as Fritz, GosfordCityPunk, incubus, metle, RenTheRude, Jake_TLE before mat finally surfaced and in surprisingly good form, managed to finish of Page 1 with a magnificent 7 posts in succession (I do believe a Board Record at this time). In typical mat Newton style, he used rediculously large and confusing words such as "Banility", "Ostentacious", "Triviality", "Procrastinate" and "Busy". It was in this run of 7 posts that mat posted his prediction that we would propel this thread to at least 460 pages.

mat, Feb 20 2003
call me ostentacious but me and glenn will have this thing purring for a long time... till at least, 460 pages or so.

all are welcome to contribute!!

mat.

mat's 7 posts in succession did not last for long...he started page 2 with an unbelievable 8 posts. Bringing his successive post tally to 15! His run of crap was finally halted by metle's post...

metle, Feb 20 2003
you must have really sore fingers and be really bored.....i just finished reading the other topic to but couldn't get a word in edgeways :P

mat followed this post with a reply which perhaps gives us a little too much insight into his private life...

mat Feb 20 2003
i have a real sore butt and am real bored.

fingers are coping fine...

mat.

At the start of page three there was a brief ruckus from MissyA regarding the point of such a thread. It was quickly...(very quickly!) pointed out by GosfordCityPunk that the thread was designed to keep mat & Glenn confined to one thread and reduce the amount of Crap elsewhere. MissyA readily agrees after seeing the reasoning behind it.

At the start of page 4 I celebrated by 400th post...previously to that mat had just celebrated his 100th post in one day...the first time anyone had done this. Interestingly enough...i celebrated my 400th post, but at the time when i printed this thread out...i had amassed 2183. Of course by the time the second to last board dissappeared i had more than ten times this much!

On page 5 Rioteer claims that this thread may well reach 10 pages...which must "be some kind of record on this board and the old one". Glenn then points out that there is a current thread going with 17 pages and counting which is "gonna be hard to beat".

At the end of page 5 Kirsty mentions that someone broke in and stole all her DVD's and DVD player. Glenn then creates the poorly named "Help Kirsty get a dvd help fund", and pledges $50. It may or may not be worth noting that Glenn did contribute at least $50 (maybe more), and also a few dvd's for birthday's and Christmas' along the way. He's just that kinda guy. It is unknown whether anyone else contributed...it's doubtful one would assume!

Page 8 was the birth of the foetus post count discussion. Alot of you older schoolers will remember it. It all started with Glenn celebrating his 500th post. mat then replies...

nat Feb 25 2003
500 posts..

very sweet!!

i like 500, its more than 499 and has two round circles...

mat.

Glenn replies...

The Dying Start, Feb 25 2003
Ahhh..but 499 has a 4 and two upside down foetuses

The conversation then goes on about how the foetuses are actually not upside down, and mat can't actually see the similarity.

Later in page 8 the ever amusing subject of "Board records" was raised for the first time. mat & Glenn compiled a list of records that the thread was breaking. The list was as thus:

Most crap in one post (thread)
Least number of satisfied readers
Least number of page views against posts for a 2-page + thread.
Biggest actual discussion thread
First thread devoted to the purpose of crap
First thread devoted to the rants of two people
First thread to be used to document the major posting milestones of aforementioned crap posters
First thread to start a fundraiser for stolen electronics
First thread to record more than one "woot" per page
First thread to include smiley bat animation thingos (The board had a smiley face that for some reason grew bat wings. It was quite bizarre)
First thread to be accessed and posted in by Glenn on 3 different computers

The last post on page 8 is actual statistical analysis by mat. He made everyone stop posting in the thread while he performed a myriad of calculations and posted up his findings...

mat, Feb 26 2003
hey guys:

got some facts on this thread and its three principal posters, kirsty, glenn and myself.

thanks for hanging on all of 5 minutes.

Info current as of 4pm.

this thread is one of 1003 threads, making .09% of the thread population.

given its 158 replies, it makes up 1.6% of the posting population of 9657

kirsty, with 183 posts at an average of 1.29, makes up 1.8% of all posts...with 23 posts on this thread makes up 15% of the posts n this thread.

glenn, with 527 posts at an ave of 7.29, makes up 5.45& of all posts on this forum. he has posted 46 times on this thread, making up 29%..

mat, with 564 posts at an average of 7.5, has the highest post ave. on the forums :P, at 5.8% of all posts, and with 54 posts on the thread has 34%....

other people have posted 35 times on the thread at 22%

all added, we have 13.2% of the posting population, which is 1273 posts. we have made 123 of the 158 posts on this thread, which is 77.8% of the total on the thread.

hope u enjoyed it, will be back soon with some more if i can find em.

mat.

Page 10 saw a touching speech by Glenn...followed by mat posting the same post but with his name at the bottom. 5 posts into the 10th page and we hit the 800th view. GosfordCityPunk brings us this news.

Page 12 sees the first known usage of "lub". Funnily enough it was simply a typing error...which is a none to frequent occurence from the keyboard of Glenn. Glenn corrects his error in his next post.

Page 14 begins with mat talking about how he only shares his love with transexuals...and later how rich people can sometimes be transexual too. Highly disturbing...so i'm leaving the recap here for today.

Lub, Glenn

[Shadow]

Holy recap, Batman!

I didn't know half of that stuff... Huge post - the board's a bit spaced out compared to the old one (and the temp...), and it's a bit too silver.

[*M!]

Shadow - i think that exact post was on the temp board...

Glenn posted it right before the "croc hunter" incident... so yeah...

it is quite entertaining and a nice bit of history!

:D

*M!

[Caity]

that's how i feel about it too Caity!

plus there are so many tops people on here it's worth learning so that i can have a 'conversation' with them!

hey Caity - how'd your exams go today?

*M!


IT'S OVER!!!

Today's half wasn't too bad - Short Response is really really ghey, lots of maths and working out which sucked but Multiple Choice wasn't too bad.

I finished with an hour to spare in MC, so I slept but then I woke up because I thought I might have been drooling and I didn't think that'd look too good when the people mark it - "Oh look, this kid drooled!" Haha!

Got a lift home with a mate, we had TLE up loud - ever listened to them with really really loud bass? :p

[*M!]

oooh - yay for not drooling all over the page!

and yay for exams being over!

i can't imagine how the markers would react to drool stains on the answer sheet...

:huh:

:lol:

*M!

[Caity]

We've still got our internal exams - they start next Monday.
Actually they start on Friday but I am sneaky and get the day off :)

[*M!]

woot for a day off!

double woot for friday off

extra woot's 'cause you don't have an exam and some poor other suckers do... hehe!

and yay caity's penguin is back again! :D

*M!

[Caity]

I do have the exam, just not til Monday :p

We have, for English, monologues to do, based on Romeo and Juliet. We're supposed to do them in 'sessions' on Friday, but I'm playing at a wedding at 4pm on Friday afternoon, and it would be a pain in the arse to go out to school for an hour for the exam ( costing me $10 total ) then come home, then go in the complete opposite direction for the wedding - it's at Palm Cove which is about half an hour from my place.
So she's letting me, and the other people playing at the wedding, do it on Monday instead :)

[Erin]

I finaly finished off my bloody writers' workshop stuff

huzzah

[State_Of_Emergency]

awesome.. ive still gotta finish my sose stuff..

draw a map (easy) type stuff and not go on anything else (hard) lol

ill be on here... as per usual.. wandering aimlessly, pointless ;)

[The Dying Start]

We've still got our internal exams - they start next Monday.

Don't you have to go to the Gynecologist for that?

[Caity]

*bangs head on desk*

[Jawn]

whattup everyone?

new board. shiny. shiny.

Mr Sloth, the Avatar man grunts in appreciation.

[The Dying Start]

*grunts in reply*

[Jawn]

Mr Sloth, the Avatar man sees your grunt as a challenge to his sexual prowress.

He wants to fight you to prove that he is in fact, the sexier sloth around.

[Caity]

He did already :P

*EDIT: Oh crap - Wrong page :(

[*M!]

i don't think your sloth needs to fight Jawn... he wins... easy!

*M!

[The Dying Start]

I don't have enough hair!

[*M!]

He did already :P

*EDIT: Oh crap - Wrong page :(

Haha - i was wondering what you were talking about Caity!

crazy thing is that your post (pre edit) made sense in the thread... random/odd (randomly odd?!) sense but sense none-the-less

*M!

[Caity]

Yeah, it was slightly odd that it made sense :p

[The Dying Start]

You shouldn't have edited it and we might have thought that you made a funny!

[*M!]

Woot!

i'm a member now - not a junior member...

haha!

the sky outside is storm blue (not the football club) i hope it pisses down - i love the rain!

*M!

[Caity]

You shouldn't have edited it and we might have thought that you made a funny!

Oh well :)

[Erin]

Woot!
the sky outside is storm blue (not the football club) i hope it pisses down - i love the rain!

*M!

it rained where i am for almost the entire day, now the sky's a heavily washed out blue and the clouds are movin like mad

[The Dying Start]

Woot!

i'm a member now - not a junior member...

It changed when you got to 40 you boob tube.

[*M!]

i'm jealous

we don't get enough rain here! :(

*M!

[State_Of_Emergency]

lol, yeah.. at school it was raining so bad this morning.. now.. i think the rain has gone.. damn! it was funny 2day because useally rain makes me feel downish (in a way, depends) but today... it made me feel happy :)

i love rain.. but if it rains too much.. then.. idk

[*M!]

It changed when you got to 40 you boob tube.

haha - goes to show how much attention i was paying...

thanks for that Glenn!

:p

*M!

[The Dying Start]

No worries....anything for a peaceful life.

[State_Of_Emergency]

lol.. you learn something new everyday

*grins* i just learnt something

(now back to my project... i hope)

[cdejonge]

I just realised my calendar does appear on my profile, but it shows the month ahead, not current month ...

*slaps head* I worked it out - had to change sharing options for each event.

[The Dying Start]

Good on you Cammy babes.

[mel_bound]

OK, i think someone posted about this on the temp board, but i just downloaded some Audio from 23rd Precinct, and the files seem to cut out before they should end, for instance an Intro, on the site says it's 1.45, but mine only downloaded 19 seconds of it! And it's happened to all the files, *cry* :P

[Erin]

that happened to me, so i downloaded it again and it worked

[mel_bound]

alrighty! *downloads once again* :D

[Kimjar]

Posting for the first time in this thread. It's nowhere near as cool as the old one.

[Aaron]

Kim, are you the one who always bags out the new place at houswarming parties? :p

[Kimjar]

No, I'm always the drunkest one :p

[cdejonge]

Good on you Cammy babes.Love you too Glennifer ;)

[The Dying Start]

OK, i think someone posted about this on the temp board, but i just downloaded some Audio from 23rd Precinct, and the files seem to cut out before they should end, for instance an Intro, on the site says it's 1.45, but mine only downloaded 19 seconds of it! And it's happened to all the files, *cry* :P

If you read the bulletins that come out from the 23rdPrecinct myspace page you'd find that the last TWO bulletins have addressed this issue.


Why do i bother?

[The Dying Start]

Love you too Glennifer ;)

Glad to hear it!!:cool:

[Jessii]

Our pet bird charlie just said "hello boobies" when i said hi to her.

Damn dad...

[Colezy]

Are you sure that Glenn is really your Dad?! :p

[Jessii]

No i don't think Glenn and i are related seeing as i'm extremely short and hes extremely tall.

[Aaron]

Hahahaha, smartarse birds are awesome.

[Jessii]

Shes pretty awesome just for the fact she can whistle the chorus to west end riot

[-George-]

My friend Zen has a bird that looks exactly like yours, Jessii... his one's name is Scottie.

[Jessii]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/TheLivingEnd/gypsy002.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/TheLivingEnd/14-06-06_1609.jpg

[Shadow]

Your bird can whistle the chorus to ATD. No fucking way.

Grab a tape-deck and record that whistlin' mofo!

[Jessii]

No i said she can whistle West End Riot.

[Julian]

Get it to go into tle forum idol!

[Jessii]

Our foxtel iq broke and got stuck on tle at the v bus playing wer over and over again and she started whistling it.
She does the weeeeeeesssssst eeeeennnnd riooooot RIOT! Bit.

[The Dying Start]

Rae and mat, sitting in a treeeeeeeee

http://members.optusnet.com.au/~frank.thomas/photos/mat_Rae(mat).jpg

[Jessii]

Heh, that's a pretty cute photo.

[Kristen]

It sure is cos I took it!

[*M!]

nice shot Kristen!

:)

and on another note...
Hey Kevin - if you read this - did you get the PM that i sent you yesterday?

*M!

[Kimjar]

Holy fuck Glenn, that's a damn old photo. Mofo looks creepy as hell.

[The Dying Start]

He's playing with his cardigan.


That was the night when i first met...Kristen, rioteer, mat, Beth, Louise and Kat. And possibly some other people whom i didn't realise at the time.

[Kimjar]

Yeah same for me I think. What ever happened to Nick?

[The Dying Start]

Got too tall and his head got cut off by a ceiling fan.

[Kimjar]

What a way to go.

[Kristen]

Holy fuck Glenn, that's a damn old photo. Mofo looks creepy as hell.

That's cos he IS creepy as hell ;) ... like these smilies

[Kristen]

He's playing with his cardigan.


That was the night when i first met...Kristen


Yeah and I recognised you from photos of your sideburns that I'd seen on the boards. Good times...

[Kimjar]

Yeah these smilies are weird. Maybe they modelled them from mat's face.

[The Dying Start]

Yeah and I recognised you from photos of your sideburns that I'd seen on the boards. Good times...

Yes, i remember you mentioning that on the night. Or Kat did. One of you said "we knew it was you from the sideburns!!"

and i exhaled through my nose in a kinda stunted form of laughter.

[Colezy]

Like a horse would?

[The Dying Start]

I'm not entirely sure that horses understand the conept of humour, and as such i don't think they actually laugh.

[Kimjar]

What about Mr Ed?

[*M!]

you probably did a horsey-type thing though - even though your was in laughter and as you pointed out - horses aren't known for their laughter...

but then again you do share a birthday with horses - so it's only natural that they passed some of their traits on to you!

*M!

[The Dying Start]

Yeah...as everyone expects me to say right now....I'm hung like one...

[mel_bound]

Holy fricken cow crap, someone came into work today and he looked *exaclty* like Scott!! Except with a beard, and perhaps a few years into the future, he was a freakin spitting image. The eyes, the hairline, the nose.. argh it was soo freaky!! hehe

[Erin]

Holy fricken cow crap, someone came into work today and he looked *exaclty* like Scott!! Except with a beard, and perhaps a few years into the future, he was a freakin spitting image. The eyes, the hairline, the nose.. argh it was soo freaky!! hehe

someone in my workshop class last term said she's family friends with scott. i'ld fully believe her if she wasn't such a b*&%#

...if she's on these forums...hello.

[mel_bound]

My dad's friend's friend's girlfriend is friends with Chris :P
I met her at a trivia night. twas cool, we won that night!! :D

..although, I can trim that down to my friend's friend's friend *is* Chris. hehe

[Kimjar]

Omgz lyk my sister's boyfriend's ex-cleaning lady's dog once peed on Andy's lawn

[mel_bound]

how did you know it was Andy's lawn?



:P

[Aaron]

Yeah, it's a small world. I'm at most three degrees away from knowing Chris. Probably about 4 away from Muse. Oddly, I'm about 7 degrees away from myself, in several crazy circular ways. Most of the time such coincidences aren't useful for anything besides trivia.

[mel_bound]

ooh, Muse! yeah the whole 'six degrees of separation' thing. Although I initially was saying how some guy *looked* like Scott.. fuck.. he looked *exactly* the same. cept the beard and greyish hair.

[Erin]

it was a disguise :P

[mel_bound]

nah his voice wasn't right either :P

[Erin]

well, that fu&^ed it up.

[Kimjar]

how did you know it was Andy's lawn?



:P

I have my ways.

[The Dying Start]

The ol' TLE Tour covers alot of ground, ay Kim?!!!

[Kimjar]

Some would say a little too much, yeah :p

Damn, I haven't taken anyone on a tour for a while now. There's a few new spots since you last saw the tour I think Glenn.

[mel_bound]

what's this tour you're talking so much about? :P

*edit* goddamnit this forum needs a tongue smilie!

[Colezy]

It does! :p (You need to use a lower case p)

[mel_bound]

killer :p stupid 10 character rule

[Kimjar]

It's a top secret tour that only a select few of my most trusted friends have been on.

[mel_bound]

Ok. best not to write about it on the internet then :p

[The Dying Start]

No. The Internet is for naked photos only.

[cdejonge]

I'm trying to enter a competition to win a signed copy of Panic! At The Disco's album A FEVER YOU CAN'T SWEAT OUT. Can anybody help me out with this question?

"What is Decaydance/Fueled By Ramen?"

[mel_bound]

Fueled By Ramen is indie record label started by Vinnie, the drummer from Less Than Jake.. Panic At The Disco are on it as far as I know.

dunno what Decydance is

[cdejonge]

Thanks Mel!

[mel_bound]

No probs. It's based in Gainesville, Florida, incase you needed to know :P

[cdejonge]

No probs. It's based in Gainesville, Florida, incase you needed to know :PAlready entered, too late now :p It's through the "A Proper Introduction" website if anybody is interested.

[Kristen]

It's a top secret tour that only a select few of my most trusted friends have been on.

I haven't been on said tour so I musn't be one of your most trusted friends :(

So in that case - screw you hippie! No free TLE tickets for you :p

[cdejonge]

I haven't been on said tour so I musn't be one of your most trusted friends :(Awww and she ditched us for the Bendigo drive too! :(

[Kristen]

Yeah she thinks she's sooooo hot (cos she is)

[cdejonge]

Yeah she thinks she's sooooo hot (cos she is)Stop it, you're reminding me that I miss out on more lezzo action now :(

[Kristen]

Says who? Just cos she's not going with us to Bendigo, doesn't mean she's not going to Bendigo ;)

[cdejonge]

I know, but no action during the trip. Which is probably good. I don't want to write-off my car just yet. And since you both would have been without each other for so long, when you get there it will be awesome!

[/immaturity]

[The Dying Start]

Mmmm it's always nice to couple a rockin' TLE show with some vagina love.

[cdejonge]

Bahahaha, that's so crude it's just funny :D

[The Dying Start]

It's the way i work baby.

[cdejonge]

Works for me.

I added you 23rdPrecinct myspace thing by the way too.

[The Dying Start]

Good On You!

Love your work.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

I went on a TLE tour...I don't know if its the same one but it made me feel dirty.

[Caity]

It's a top secret tour that only a select few of my most trusted friends have been on.
Will you take me on that tour when I ever get to Melby?

[Jessii]

I'm on the Mezco toys msg board cause i collect some much stuff.
Someone just posted this about his new talking Scar Face doll

"It's words are explicit. Very explicit, in fact. So much so that you may not want to have it lying around in reach of children, say, when your sister stops over with your 3 nieces...
However, the look on my sisters face when the girls figured out that the button made him talk was priceless... "

Hah!

[graverobbin'bastard]

so am I to understand that this thread is completely random?

[*M!]

utterly and completely random

and i love it!

*M!

[graverobbin'bastard]

right then. would anyone care for sommmmme..............................fiddle faddle? possibly a dr. pepper? or some rum? I have rum, delicious delicious rum

[*M!]

what sort of rum?

dark? light?

and what is fiddle faddle?

*M!

[graverobbin'bastard]

what sort of rum?

dark? light?

and what is fiddle faddle?

*M!

dark rum goodness I tells you, fiddle faddle is umm kinda like crunch and munch? I don't actually have any I just like saying or apparently typing fiddle faddle

[*M!]

fiddle faddle sounds naughty...

*giggles*

either that or something an old lady/grandma type person would say instead of swearing...

hehe!

yeah - i prefer dark rum but i don't have any...
AND i'm at work so i shouldn't be drinking at the moment anyway :p

*M!

[graverobbin'bastard]

fiddle faddle sounds naughty...

*giggles*

either that or something an old lady/grandma type person would say instead of swearing...

hehe!

yeah - i prefer dark rum but i don't have any...
AND i'm at work so i shouldn't be drinking at the moment anyway :p

*M!

fiddle faddle does sound like something an old lady would say instead of swearing I never thought of it like that hah.

I've never drank at work but I've mixed rum and coke into a coke bottle at work so I could drink on the bus

[graverobbin'bastard]

my fucking computer is pissing me off. It won't let me log into any of my email accounts and I ordered shoes and don't know what's going on. Piece of shit computer

[*M!]

we have exhibition openings at work - so i can say that i have had something to drink whilst at work - it's only wine though...

haha - my friend just fot feet and inches confused...

it is funny!

*M!

[The Dying Start]

my fucking computer is pissing me off. It won't let me log into any of my email accounts and I ordered shoes and don't know what's going on. Piece of shit computer

Now THAT sounds like what an old lady would say!

[*M!]

haha - that would be what you're saying when you're an old lady is it Glenn?

old ladies that offer apple pie are good

*M!

[The Dying Start]

"Yeah get this apple pie in ya. Fucken hurry up, i'll take the plate back."

[graverobbin'bastard]

Now THAT sounds like what an old lady would say!

haha it was the shoes thing huh? Nonetheless stupid goddamn computer.

[The Dying Start]

I think it's a case of PEBKAC mate....



(Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair)


....don't hurt me...i'm weak.

[graverobbin'bastard]

I think it's a case of PEBKAC mate....



(Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair)


....don't hurt me...i'm weak.

Naw I mostly can make this bloody thing do what I wants. I just get error messages only when I try to sign in to email accounts everything else is fine. Probably have a virus or something

[The Dying Start]

Good ol' viruses. What would we do without them, ay?

Get a whole lot more done, i'd suspect.

[graverobbin'bastard]

that and probably computer abuse would go way down.

[The Dying Start]

....and it's always the monitor that cops the heat.


People just don't unserstand that the monitor just displays what's in the box....talk about shooting the messenger!

[graverobbin'bastard]

it's true. Poor poor monitors. I've given my harddrive a good smack when annoyed. I'd love to take an axe or chainsaw to it sometimes though. mm mm satisfyin'

[*M!]

strange but true...

monitors are way more fun to hit though!

*M!

[The Dying Start]

Just make sure you save the porn before you smash it....

[graverobbin'bastard]

strange but true...

monitors are way more fun to hit though!

*M!

with monitors you do get the good glass shatter noise

[graverobbin'bastard]

Just make sure you save the porn before you smash it....

all the music too oh god it would suck to lose it

[*M!]

and you don't have to worry about saving the porn first...

althought the glass thing is an issue if you only have an LCD monitor...

*M!

[graverobbin'bastard]

if there's no glass shatter noise i ain't touching the monitor.

[*M!]

did anyone watch sunrise this morning?

i caught a bit of it - the Wiggles were supposedly performing but the YELLOW WIGGLE, Greg, wasn't there - was anything said about this on the show or were they just expecting everyone not to notive that it was some random dressed in yellow?

*M!

[Watty]

Nah i didn't watch it but haha that's weird that Greg wasn't there, it's not The Wiggles without him, he's the main singer!

[*M!]

hehe - yeah, now you know why i wanna get to the bottom of this Watty!

it was very VERY strange - this guy had a bit too much belly too - it was twice as wrong!

*M!

[Watty]

Haha I just got bad images in my mind!

[*M!]

:O

oh no!

i hope it isn't similar to what's in my mind...

*giggles*

na there's nothing going on there at the moment - it's just over an hour from knock off time on a friday - all that's on my mind is...

hmm...

na - i'm totally not writing that here!

*M!

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

Im pretty sure they often have substitute wiggles.

[*M!]

Oh Noez!

substitute wiggles...

Kylie, i think you just broke my brain!

:(

*giggles* i cut school one day to see the wiggles 'cause i'm hardcore :p

*M!

[Jawn]

Yeah the Wiggles are a franchise so they get in replacement ones. Didn't one of them injure themselves ages ago? It was in the news about how he wouldnt be performing for a while.

[Ally]

I could have sworn all four of them were on Sunrise this morning. I didn't watch them perform though, he may have just been there for the interview.

[Kimjar]

Will you take me on that tour when I ever get to Melby?

Why of course I will dear :) ...that's IF you ever get to Melby you slacker :p

[Kimjar]

I could have sworn all four of them were on Sunrise this morning. I didn't watch them perform though, he may have just been there for the interview.

I didn't read the rest of the posts about the Wiggles, but I noticed on the Today show that Jeff was wearing a BLUE shirt. That's so wrong!

[*M!]

there was someone dressed in yellow as a wiggle Ally but it wasn't greg... well it wasn't in the performance i saw anyway...

an imposter wiggle :O

oh no!

*M!

[*M!]

Jeff in a blue shirt... that's not cool!

:(

the only time they're allowed out of their uniforms is when Murray is on Spicks and Specks!

*M!

[*M!]

for anyone who reads my posts and wants an update from my random babble about the play castings last night (ie no one but i'm posting anyway)

1 have 2 parts:

the first is a non speaking role in a silent movie i play the maid and i have to learn my part backwards as well as forwards and in double time

the second part i play a character called Patsy, i'm a stage hand and i'm Uber stupid - there are a lot of jokes about me and i have to flash the director in the play...

should be fun!

*M!

[Caity]

James' best friend is the nephew of the blue Wiggle.

[Neo]

James' best friend is the nephew of the blue Wiggle. That's so cool! I wish he was still the green wiggle. blue and purple are too close of a colour.

anyway i'm off to see INXS tonight but aren't feeling as excited as I usually am. I think it's because I love INXS but not JD. Oh well, it was a last minute thing, I only found out I was going like 10 minutes ago. Maybe the excitement will catch up with me later. I hope so :eek: haha I love that smiley

[Erin]

i found out im not competing for the TGYH tickets with just my school. its 3 or 4 others :(

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

Hooray, an abbreviation that i dont understand!

[Marv From NZ]

I just realised my friend was on TV last night. Full on interview about his band, the EP. I'll punch him when i see him tonight.

[Caity]

Hooray, an abbreviation that i dont understand!

Thank God You're Here - the TV show.

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

Oh, I like that show a bit. Although IJSKDJSKLDJSLKDJSKLJDHSKDJKLJ is totally better.

[Erin]

Thank God You're Here - the TV show.

oh yeah, should've spelt it out fully, sorry.

[_jimmy_]

i wish i could be on TV

[graverobbin'bastard]

what in the bloody hell is/are the wiggles?

[Kylie eats dugong for tea]

haha, I thought that they were known all over the world! I heard them mentioned on ER once. Although I suppose if you dont have children and are over the age of 5 it might be unlikely :P

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wiggles

and just reading that... "In his years as a Wiggle, Jeff is the ONLY member never to have missed a performance." Good old hard working sleepy jeff!

[Shadow]

People just don't unserstand that the monitor just displays what's in the box....talk about shooting the messenger!

But sometimes it's really frustrating... the monitor and the box are in cahoots, I tells ya... they plot at night when you go out partying, and when you get back and sleep - they continue plotting the same evil, but at a slightly lower volume.

Violence against Computers: Australia says No.

[graverobbin'bastard]

haha, I thought that they were known all over the world! I heard them mentioned on ER once. Although I suppose if you dont have children and are over the age of 5 it might be unlikely :P

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wiggles

and just reading that... "In his years as a Wiggle, Jeff is the ONLY member never to have missed a performance." Good old hard working sleepy jeff!

I tend to know nothin about things I don't really watch tv or listen to the radio at all hah

[graverobbin'bastard]

But sometimes it's really frustrating... the monitor and the box are in cahoots, I tells ya... they plot at night when you go out partying, and when you get back and sleep - they continue plotting the same evil, but at a slightly lower volume.

Violence against Computers: Australia says No.

I can back this claim up I've seen the plans from my computer and monitor, they have some deep dark plans for things such as world domination

[cdejonge]

Does anybody know the site where you can put in the places you're travelling from and to, and it will give you a map with the route and tell you directions? I remember seeing it somewhere before.

I'm trying http://www.ausway.com.au/ausway.html at the moment but it's taking me ages.

[Ally]

I use this site Cam.

Whereis (http://www.whereis.com/whereis/directionsLocation.do?ref=homeDir)

[graverobbin'bastard]

mapquest maybe?

[cdejonge]

I use this site Cam.

Whereis (http://www.whereis.com/whereis/directionsLocation.do?ref=homeDir)Thanks Ally. I used that another time, but didn't check it properly. Think I should be right now.

[The Dying Start]

Okay...off to TLE again...hopefully i'll get photos this time!

[Colezy]

Have fun Glenn! :D

Can anyone suggest any good movies that I can hire out and watch??
I'm on holidays at the moment and don't have to work until Thursday and then it's TLE road trip time with Sarah and her man on Fri/Sat, so I need something to do for the next few days!

So yeah, any suggestions would be awesome!

[cdejonge]

Have fun Glenn! :D

Can anyone suggest any good movies that I can hire out and watch??
I'm on holidays at the moment and don't have to work until Thursday and then it's TLE road trip time with Sarah and her man on Fri/Sat, so I need something to do for the next few days!

So yeah, any suggestions would be awesome!What type of movies do you like?

I love movies like the Friday trilogy, Class Act, etc. I highly recommend them - if you like black comedy.

[Colezy]

I like most movies, really.
Actually, I don't really like big action movies like Mission Impossible. They get a bit boring, anything else is watchable! :p

[cdejonge]

I like most movies, really.
Actually, I don't really like big action movies like Mission Impossible. They get a bit boring, anything else is watchable! :pYou might like the ones I suggested then. Easy story line to follow and moves along fairly quickly. Mainly silly humour.

[Colezy]

Hehe, silly humour. Nice! I'll see if I can find them later this arvo :)
I think I've heard of Class Act before.

[cdejonge]

Hehe, silly humour. Nice! I'll see if I can find them later this arvo :)
I think I've heard of Class Act before.Class Act has Kid 'N' Play in it. There's also a sequel and they're in House Party 1, 2 and 3. They're sometimes hard to find. But should be able to find Friday, Next Friday and Friday After Next.

All these sort of movies have similar actors in them.

[Jake]

'Myserious Skin' is a pretty good movie. Quite dark and weird, but very interesting. IMDB (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0370986/)

[The Dying Start]

The Friday movies are hilarious.

I'd also recommend: Phonebooth with Colin Farrel....unbelievable movie in it's own right...but then factor in that they had shit all budget and about 2 weeks to film the lot.

I recently saw Casanova with Heath Ledger. It was against my will, but to my surprise it was actually a good movie. Quite witty...i enjoyed it.

[hillaas]

Phonebooth is an awesome movie.
I wanna see snakes on a plane just becasue of all the hype around it!

[graverobbin'bastard]

I like most movies, really.
Actually, I don't really like big action movies like Mission Impossible. They get a bit boring, anything else is watchable! :p


Coen brosthers movies are fuckin' awesome! Like the big lebowski or raising arizona or umm the hudsucker proxy wihch has Bruce campbell in it. Millers crossing is really good too. Shawn of the dead is greatto ifn' you haven't seen it

[graverobbin'bastard]

I got called into work this morning boo-urns. I woke up in a chair in a strange house this morning after being at the bar last night haha. I kept getting handed shots of rum and jager (eww)

[Jawn]

Why has no-one recommended the Blues Brothers?

THE BLUES BROTHERS!!!

THE

BLUES

BROTHERS

Actually I could forgive a non BLUES BROTHERS reccommendation if SPINAL TAP got recommended instead

SPINAL TAP!!!

SPINAL

TAP!!

Oh and you should all buy a movie ticket to Kenny. Its the best as well. Sucks to be people not from Australia because its an Australian movie and I doubt it got released overseas.

[The Dying Start]

I've been meaning to go see Kenny!

Blues Brothers rules.

[Fran]

blues brothers... my favorite movie ever!!

ow, you fat penguin!!! :D

[*M!]

i'm going to be shot for admitting this...

i've never seen Blues Brothers - it's on my to do list though... (right near the top)

i would also like to see Napoleon Dynamite - anyone seen it (Neryssah has i think)

what does everyone think?

*M!

[Colezy]

Napoleon Dynamite! I love it! Great movie. Although, you either like it or you don't. It has a story line, but at the same time, sort of doesn't..I can't explain it really. Just watch it! :p
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0374900/ - check that out :)
I've only ever seen part of Blues Brothers. Dad has it on DVD somewhere, I think. I'm on holidays, so maybe I should watch it soon.

[cdejonge]

i'm going to be shot for admitting this...

i've never seen Blues Brothers - it's on my to do list though... (right near the top)I also haven't seen it. I think maybe some parts of it.

[mel_bound]

I've seen Napoleon Dynamite, it's weird. It's not laugh-out-lud funny, but reciting the lines later is good fun. I enjoyed it, even though it's kinda uncomfortable!

*gosh* :p

[*M!]

i felt similar to what you described Mel when i saw Eternal Sunshine for the Spotless Mind and Donnie Darco...

one of my friends absolutely loved both of them - needless to say i now fear for her sanity!

i would love to find a copy of "The Peanut Butter Solution" so i can re-watch it (has anyone else ever seen this 'cause i don't often come across people who have)

i would also love to own a copy of "The Winter Guest" i don't know why - but i really liked that movie!

oooh - and hooray for other people not having seen Blues Brothers - at least we'll all be lined up to be shot together :p

*M!

[cdejonge]

They can shoot me first. Then I won't have to finish my course :p

[*M!]

haha - noice :p

and i won't have to finish hanging this bloody exhibition - although all the naked-ness that is on show is not doing anything good for me...

<_< *grumbles*

*wonders when i'll get some lovin'*

*M!

[Ally]

Ohh, I agree with *M!, Donnie Darko is a great movie. I have the day off school tomorrow and plan to watch a bunch of movies my friend lent me. Lots of old Bela Lugosi flicks. :)

[Neryssah]

i'm going to be shot for admitting this...
i would also like to see Napoleon Dynamite - anyone seen it (Neryssah has i think)


Surely have :) It's one of those movies where you're either going to love it or hate it, mostly. I haven't met a single person who has seen it who was neutral.

I love it. Gets pretty shit once you've seen it a million times though :p

[Julian]

I didn't think Phone Booth was that great really

Best movie of 2006: V For Vendetta, absoloutley fucking amazing. You have to see it. I think it just came out on dvd.
Napolean Dynamite was ok. It wasn't worth the hype surrounding it really.

[-George-]

We rented out Napoleon Dynamite and were SO disappointed. It had a couple funny bits, but... I guess its just because everyone loves it so we had high expectations.

I want to go see that Kenny movie. But Kenny doesn't.
Haha. That'll confuse a few..

[Erin]

i haven't seen napoleon dynamite yet, i guess im gonna see traits of my brother in him, which isn't a very nice feeling.

[The Dying Start]

I haven't seen Nap Dyn yet either.

[Colezy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixsZy2425eY
One of my fave scenes from Nap Dyn :)

[The Dying Start]

Awesome...my dodgy abbreviations catch on!

[The Dying Start]

I think i need a hair cut.

[*M!]

yeah... maybe just a little off the front...

*M!

[graverobbin'bastard]

I enjoyed napolean dynamite. I haven't seen blues brothers either. Everyone says it's great but I don't have a huge desire to see it. PLus Dan Aykroyd is a wanker he's from the tiny town I lived right by in Ontario. I used to see him when I lived in Kingston. My friends all heckle him on the street hah

[The Dying Start]

yeah... maybe just a little off the front...

*M!

Heyyy, that's a bit personal....

[*M!]

well i was thinking bring on the Mullet - but you could always do that reverse mullet thing that was big when i was little...

anyone remember when all the boys had a shaved head and a fringe?

that was WRONG!

*M!

[Neryssah]

Oh. Bad hair. I think I saw the worst in town the other day.

[edit: image down there. stupid internet]

[*M!]

your artistic interpretation doesn't show up on my screen Neryssah!

:(

*M!

[Neryssah]

Bah, shit. Stupid image hosty...

http://i1.tinypic.com/2rc7980.jpg

Does this work?

[*M!]

yes - it did work that time!

*giggles* i've seen that sorta do before - it's quite creepy!

i can't find a picture of the hair-do i described and thus i am sad!

:(

*M!

[Neryssah]

I think this calls for an artistic interpretation :p

[*M!]

feel free...

i'll let you know if you get it right (ie how it is in my memory :p )

*M!

[Neryssah]

Haha! No no no, I'm artisticked out. Your turn :p

[*M!]

awww...

that's so not cool...

:p

haha ok - i'll see what i can do...

*M!

[*M!]

Fringy Mc Fringe-fest...

that creepy do that i mentioned on the last page

http://cudgegonggallery.com.au/Images/images/tle_m/fringy.jpg

the dots on the rest of the head represent a rather close shave...

also my picture doesn't have eyebrows - however most people that i remember to have had this 'do DID have eyebrows... i just didn't wanna draw them in :p

*M!

[Colezy]

Argh! I so know the 'do that you mean! Eww! I hate it. It was a big thing with alot of the boys from primary school/early high school. It's just wrong!
Well, it's not wrong on all people, but its usually big smelly bogans that have this kinda 'do! :p

[*M!]

haha - it was big when i was in primary school

i don't actually know how the boys that had them got away with it Colezy 'cause i went to a catholic school and they're pretty strict about hair and nails and piercings etc...

i tried looking up said hair-do on the net but didn't know what to type in and hence only came up with this:

http://www.mulletlovers.com/images/punkfullet.jpg

but this doesn't really do the do justice...

*M!

[Neryssah]

That's HIDEOUS!

*retch*

[Colezy]

Bahaha - ferral kid! :p

[Neryssah]

That's putting it nicely :p

[thelivingendrock]

Ewwww....yuck!

[Caity]

James, you should totally cut your hair like that :p

[*M!]

haha - no one i knew had it died at the front and a mulley/giant rats tail at the back but yeah you get the idea - i'm so dissapointed that they're not cool anymore :p /sarcasm

hmmm... give it another 10 or 15 years and they'll be back - things generally go in 20/25 year lots...

that's why it's fashionable to look 80s again methinks...

*M!

[cdejonge]

If anybody could help me out with a simple survey for a project for Uni, it would be greatly appreciated. If you can help, please email/PM me and I'll send you the Word document to fill out. Should only take 3-5mins.

[hillaas]

I'm gonna be away til saturday so i will not be around these parts for a few days while you are all still at work and uni. Hehehe.

Anyway im off ot bed now so see ya all later!

[The Dying Start]

I remember when Undercuts were all the rage! Hells YEAH!