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Let's face it AUSHTRAYA.... we are in drought.... we need to save water. What better way than instead of flushing down our urine, we actually use it to enhance our lives! So now we are going to compile a list of the many things you can do with your pee.
Help save Australia. Help save our water.
You can start by watering your garden with your pee.
cdejonge
11-16-2006, 01:08 PM
You beat me with the gardening idea.
I think it's always amusing to walk past drink bottles filled up with urine. So there's another idea.
Maybe we could use it as shampoo?
Kylie eats dugong for tea
11-16-2006, 01:10 PM
according to the canadian skin testing institute, 4 parts urine mixed with one part water makes a really effective skin moisturiser. I think I will try it this afternoon.
I heard that if you mix some human urine with some goat manure and get it all liquidified, you can get high quality french perfume.
cdejonge
11-16-2006, 01:11 PM
Maybe we could use it as shampoo?I think some people already do, but that's a weird kinky sex thing ...
according to the canadian skin testing institute, 4 parts urine mixed with one part water makes a really effective skin moisturiser. I think I will try it this afternoon.Let us know the results!
Maybe we should spike people's alcoholic drinks with urine so they realise that drinking is bad!
I actually heard if you mix it with a cup of tea you get a nice zesty tang flavour.
yeah - it's totally like having a cup of lemon tea!
cdejonge
11-16-2006, 01:13 PM
I actually heard if you mix it with a cup of tea you get a nice zesty tang flavour.haha, what movie did that happen in?
haha, what movie did that happen in?
no movie... just my eccentric neighbours.
I'm also thinking..... boot polish
cdejonge
11-16-2006, 01:16 PM
It was one of the American pies .... Stiffler copped it on his head by some guy on the balcony above him.
Rhiannon
11-16-2006, 01:16 PM
Steak marinade!
In joke, see here (http://www.theimmortalityproject.com/fansite/press/mhnov04.html).
I do not link everything to MCR. :|
Kylie eats dugong for tea
11-16-2006, 01:17 PM
An old lady told me that in order to clean your brass items, first soak them in human urine. Follow that by making a blend of urine and ice cream and finally, rinse them by splashing pigs urine.
cdejonge
11-16-2006, 01:18 PM
All this talk is making me thirsty.
Speaking of icecream, I hear urine makes a delicious icecream topping.
Kylie eats dugong for tea
11-16-2006, 01:26 PM
I heard that this guy called J. Awn eats it three times per day! He even puts it on his veges!
cdejonge
11-16-2006, 01:28 PM
Eats it? They've made a solidified form now? Yum!
But i don't normally eat veges!
But urine makes them oh so tasty!
mel_bound
11-16-2006, 01:29 PM
An old lady told me that in order to clean your brass items, first soak them in human urine. Follow that by making a blend of urine and ice cream and finally, rinse them by splashing pigs urine.
I may have to try this out on my trombone! this thread is gross :P
i know this is off topic... but i've heard Cat's unrine glows under UV light...
perhaps we could reduce electricity consumption by combining cat urine with paint and installing black lights in our houses so the whole joint glows...
*shrugs*
*M!
Rhiannon
11-16-2006, 01:41 PM
I would like to know who was insane enough to test if cats urine did glow.
apparently OMO does too
*shrugs*
i know some strange people... they may or may not have informed me of this urine glowing oddity
*M!
dirty man
11-16-2006, 03:11 PM
admit it, you tested it yourself
luke_the edge_dragons
11-16-2006, 03:30 PM
yellow snow cones...need i say more.
dirty man
11-16-2006, 03:32 PM
yellow snow cones...need i say more.
unfortunately not
i haven't had a snow cone in ages...
i think next time i get the ice cruncher out i'll make myself a yellow one in honour of this thread - and Luke! :D
*M!
The Dying Start
11-16-2006, 03:36 PM
Fire Brigades are the most wanton wasters of water ever.
If you're a firefighter, you don't go to the loo when you're on duty. Save it all up so that when something catches fire you can piss on it to put it out.
Fuck i'm good.
Fuck i'm good.
just ask me.
The Dying Start
11-16-2006, 03:43 PM
You like Fig Jam too?!
Colezy
11-16-2006, 03:43 PM
Haha, Butterfingers, right Erin?
my dad used to make Fig Jam... i find that entertaining...
alas it is inappropriate to this thread as there was no urine involved...
Glenn's suggestion about fire fighting is good!
*M!
dirty man
11-16-2006, 03:50 PM
well maybe we could add urine to fig jam, both as an ingredient and as a part of the acronym
The Dying Start
11-16-2006, 03:58 PM
I thin the squeedgy boys at traffic lights should do away with the buckets of water. They just line you up and piss all over your windscreen.
mel_bound
11-16-2006, 04:05 PM
I thin the squeedgy boys at traffic lights should do away with the buckets of water. They just line you up and piss all over your windscreen.
And at the petrol station, the little bucket shouldn't have water!
dirty man
11-16-2006, 04:07 PM
And at the petrol station, the little bucket shouldn't have water!
they should be empty so you have to fill them yourself
use urine instead of vinigar for the pickled onions
State_Of_Emergency
11-16-2006, 04:09 PM
use urine instead of vinigar for the pickled onions
:eek: are you SERIOUS!
Goodness, i think ill just stick with the "recycled sewrage" water for the gardens and use normal water for drinking..
dirty man
11-16-2006, 04:09 PM
use urine instead of vinigar for the pickled onions
then they wouldnt be pickled, they would be urinated or something
mel_bound
11-16-2006, 04:11 PM
they should be empty so you have to fill them yourself
I likes your thinking!!
dirty man
11-16-2006, 04:15 PM
I likes your thinking!!
yes, my name reflects my thinking style
Aaron
11-16-2006, 04:18 PM
You said the opposite in the 'leather chaps' thread.
Urine can probably be used to repel people.
dirty man
11-16-2006, 04:23 PM
You said the opposite in the 'leather chaps' thread.
Urine can probably be used to repel people.
in the leather chaps thread i said that despite my name i was not interested in such 'dirty' things (not a quote), but if my thinking was in my name maybe it was in the selection of a name, i was too lazy to think of a good name, so i just took a song title, therefore i am lazy
The Dying Start
11-16-2006, 10:02 PM
:eek: are you SERIOUS!
Goodness, i think ill just stick with the "recycled sewrage" water for the gardens and use normal water for drinking..
Oh yes, this thread is terribly serious.
C'MON GUYS!
LET'S PISS ON THIS KID!
Glenn, I think saving water by using urine is a very serious issue.
Hey, if we all drank urine instead of coke, im sure our teeth wont be all munted.
So now im saving water and dental bills.
Urine... is there anything you CAN'T do?
Lowee
11-17-2006, 12:28 AM
It cure's blindness too. Everyone go and piss on blind people. And paraplegics too, it's probably helpful there.
cammo
11-17-2006, 07:04 PM
FINALLY now I can actually give a reason why I piss on blind people
hillaas
11-17-2006, 11:54 PM
The Practical Uses of Pee (http://www.rotten.com/library/medicine/bodily-functions/pissing/practical-uses/)
Tanning Hides
Color Dying
Bleaching
Curing Tobacco
Restoring Color To Coral And Odor To Musk
Marking Territory
Cheese making
Manufacturing "gold glue", aka chrysocollon
Medicinal
Tattooing
Removing Ink Stains
Salt Peter For Gun Powder
Hair Shampoo
Face And Body Wash
As An Ingredient In Cosmetics And Shampoo
Washing Cooking Utensils & Food/Drink Vessels
luke_the edge_dragons
11-18-2006, 01:30 PM
i was watching jackass on mtv the other day & apparently if you get stung by a jellyfish it helps to pour your own wee on it!!
The Dying Start
11-18-2006, 01:36 PM
Yah that one is actually true. Coz of the whole alkaline thing.
I vote we all piss on Jawn. Piss Partay!
Madtwins
11-19-2006, 07:26 PM
The Practical Uses of Pee (http://www.rotten.com/library/medicine/bodily-functions/pissing/practical-uses/)
Tanning Hides
......
Washing Cooking Utensils & Food/Drink Vessels
Send your helpful list to Steve O or Johnny Knoxville!
luke_the edge_dragons
11-19-2006, 09:20 PM
Send your helpful list to Steve O or Johnny Knoxville!
ha ha!! good one twins. those jackasses (get it :p) are such idiots!! but they are funny...although disgusting at times!!
hillaas
11-19-2006, 09:20 PM
They would probably put it in tgheir show if i sent it!
The Dying Start
11-19-2006, 09:22 PM
Uber disgusting!
Julian
11-19-2006, 09:23 PM
The Practical Uses of Pee (http://www.rotten.com/library/medicine/bodily-functions/pissing/practical-uses/)
Cheese making
Wow that sure is taking the term dick cheese to a new level :cool:
The Dying Start
11-19-2006, 09:28 PM
Wow that sure is taking the term dick cheese to a new level :cool:
Hahahahahahhaa. You're a killer!
Mack Aroni
09-10-2007, 04:29 AM
In camp, I was the wilderness survival guide and taught a course to the camp.
my favorite thing to talk about was the many uses for urine.
I taught my campers how to distill anything with moisture overnight (urine, mud, foliage, etc.)
I suggest you Google "solar still" I tried it and it works. Boy, do I have stories!
damo0945
09-10-2007, 05:23 PM
Maybe we could use it as shampoo?
sorry if someone already said it, i skipped most of the thread, but i think urine bleaches things (including hair)
Madonna wees on her feet in the shower to keep them soft. I also think it helps in curing tinea.
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