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Dthwestcoast
11-30-2006, 10:10 PM
Lets see what useles facts people know
It isn't humanly possible to kiss the outside of your own elbow
Julian
11-30-2006, 10:12 PM
Fact:This thread smells funny
Dthwestcoast
11-30-2006, 10:13 PM
define "funny"
Julian
11-30-2006, 10:14 PM
I'm not laughing
Rhiannon
11-30-2006, 10:19 PM
Aha, I'm full of useless facts. And famous amongst my friends for it.
Useless fact #628 - Every time a male rat yawns it gets an erection.
haha i know a lot of male rats then it would seem
fact...
this thread is useless
*M!
Rhiannon
11-30-2006, 10:23 PM
Ah, but that fact is a useful fact.
Dthwestcoast
11-30-2006, 10:23 PM
this thread isn't supposed to be serios it is lighthumored with out being plain sick
Julian
11-30-2006, 10:25 PM
I have lots but I can't think of any, hence my smartass post.
Ah, but that fact is a useful fact.
why thankyou Rhi, i aim to please! :D
useless fact #407: *M! is full of useless facts
this thread isn't supposed to be serios it is lighthumored with out being plain sick
you don't think we're funny - is that what you're trying to say?
*shrugs*
oh wells
you said useless facts... my left foot is bigger than my right foot
*M!
Julian
11-30-2006, 10:28 PM
Oh my gawd, same here!
:eek:
i wonder who else here has the same affliction
maybe we should start a n00bi3 thread about it too - with a poll
:eek:
i'm brilliant
:D
useless fact #706 some people are afraid of marshmellows but i can't remember what that fear is called...
i think being afraid of marshmellows is funny
*M!
Julian
11-30-2006, 10:33 PM
It isn't humanly possible to kiss the outside of your own elbow
I'm sure it's possible.
Dthwestcoast
11-30-2006, 10:33 PM
I ain't saying people aren't funny I mean that rats one is funny and somewhat disturbing
Julian
11-30-2006, 10:34 PM
What's disturbing about rat erections?
the youngest ever pope was 11
according to the gospel of libra pads
that's even younger than Cam and he's the pope isn't he?
*M!
Julian
11-30-2006, 10:37 PM
That libra pads add(i think that's it) where the guy's comparing them to the size of his nether reigons is the best add ever.
haha - that ad was SO wrong - i don't remember if it was libra - it probably was!
they have all these cool random bits of information on the back of them
such as: an early form of contraception was crocodile dung
haha
gold!
*M!
Rhiannon
11-30-2006, 10:51 PM
Odd spot! Ahahahaha.
I mean... I don't read them.
Speaking of phobias, somewhat belated, a friend of mine has a phobia of moths. over the last two years it's grown into a phobia of butterflies as well.
Julian
11-30-2006, 10:53 PM
I know some people with moth phobias. I dislike like them, i'm not sure if I have a phobia though. I have a phobia of big ass ones.
Rhiannon
11-30-2006, 11:02 PM
Useless fact #021 - this just became a phobias thread
Useless fact #514 - all polar bears are left handed an no one knows why
So... most of my useless facts are about animals... because I am an animal nut and watch too many docos.
Dthwestcoast
11-30-2006, 11:33 PM
I'm sure it's possible.
Nah. it truly isn't without cutting your arm off (not highly recomended)
Rhiannon
12-01-2006, 12:58 AM
Mmm, I've seen a bloke squeeze himself through a tennis racket. I don't doubt for a second that there isn't some equally doubly-jointed individual that could pull off something comparitively simple like kissing their elbow.
Dthwestcoast
12-01-2006, 05:08 AM
contortionists bend in the joints and in orde to do it you have to bend it somewhere between the shoulder and elbow
Fact: 2 (or maybe 3) of my cousins (on my mother's side) are older than my mother.
Fact: Regulation golf balls have 336 dimples.
uselessly enough:
i was writing shall and got rather annoyed that it is pronounced with an a sound where as all is a differend A sound...
surely shall SHOULD be pronounced more like shawl or all should be more like Al
RRRR
useless fact - the english language is fucked up!
*M!
Neryssah
12-01-2006, 01:38 PM
Useless Fact: I have the world's biggest phobia of papercuts ever
Dthwestcoast
12-01-2006, 07:27 PM
uselessly enough:
i was writing shall and got rather annoyed that it is pronounced with an a sound where as all is a differend A sound...
surely shall SHOULD be pronounced more like shawl or all should be more like Al
RRRR
useless fact - the english language is fucked up!
*M!
The english language being fucked up is useful- it means don't bother being good at it
god knows iI'm not
cdejonge
12-01-2006, 07:30 PM
I'm not reading the previous posts. Shouldn't this thread be covered by the love/hate/etc thread. Silly newbies :p
Random fact: I've been to 52 gigs.
Fact: Breast cancer sucks
Fact: Chocolate does not cause pimples
Emily
12-01-2006, 08:37 PM
haha the pad facts...
now these two were ON THE SAME ONE...
#1. You can stop a sneeze by putting your tounge to the roof of your mouth.
a bit further down
#2. By surpressing (sp?) a sneeze your can fracture a rib, or burst a vein.
i found that amusing.
You just reminded me of something...
Fact: I sneezed in my Australian History exam on Tuesday
Fact: Everyone looked at me
Fact: I sneezed three more times in a row and almost got kicked out
Daniel
12-01-2006, 08:40 PM
fact:your hair grows approx 1/2 inch a month therefore approx 6 inchs a year
Fact: We had a Japanese exchange student once in Snowtown who was scared of smily faces
Daniel
12-01-2006, 09:04 PM
lol
fact: i have been to japan
Rhiannon
12-01-2006, 09:06 PM
Fact: I haven't been to Japan.
But I did japanese class in Primary School. Whoa, it's almost like really being there!
Fact: I learnt Japanese when I lived in Brisbane
Fact: That was a long time ago
Fact: I have been to the UK and Germany (to see relatives)
Fact: German grandparents are scary when they're mad
Daniel
12-01-2006, 09:20 PM
fact : i quit japansese after i went to Japan
Fact: I would have quit German after going there but it's mandatory here until Year 11.
Daniel
12-01-2006, 09:26 PM
Fact: i couldnt wait till i quit japansese
fact: that really sucks that you have till wait till yr11
fact: im on holidays
fact : im going overseas soon
Fact: German is pointless
Fact: I don't plan on going to Germany again
Fact: Germany has many drunks
Fact: My school is stupid
Fact: I have a whole year of German to do before I can quit
Daniel
12-01-2006, 09:37 PM
Fact: i argee with you
Fact: im watching american pie
Fact: i have europe tour rehersal for the next 4 days from 9-6 D:
Dthwestcoast
12-02-2006, 04:23 AM
usefullish Fact: I am never planning on going to germany and Australia really is the best country in the world
Completely useless fact: Humans are the only animal on earth that build things simply to destroy them
Evil Chris
12-02-2006, 10:20 AM
The Longest Word with no repeated letters is: UNCOPYRIGHTABLE
Colezy
12-02-2006, 11:36 AM
haha the pad facts...
now these two were ON THE SAME ONE...
#1. You can stop a sneeze by putting your tounge to the roof of your mouth.
a bit further down
#2. By surpressing (sp?) a sneeze your can fracture a rib, or burst a vein.
i found that amusing.
A sneeze is supposedly equal to one tenth of an orgasm. So, theoretically, if you sneeze ten times in a row, you should feel as though you've had an orgasm! :D :p Unfortunately, I've never sneezed 10 times in a row, so I dont know if its true!
Evil Chris
12-02-2006, 12:22 PM
The Punishment For Suicide Is Death
Evil Chris
12-02-2006, 12:51 PM
Fact: It's Illegal for Kids To Buy Ciggarettes but not illegal for them to smoke them.
usefullish Fact: I am never planning on going to germany and Australia really is the best country in the world
I'm sure the germans have something to say about that.
Do you know the difference between opinion and fact?
Lowee
12-02-2006, 02:45 PM
A sneeze is supposedly equal to one tenth of an orgasm. So, theoretically, if you sneeze ten times in a row, you should feel as though you've had an orgasm! :D :p Unfortunately, I've never sneezed 10 times in a row, so I dont know if its true!
I've heard that, but wouldn't they have to be simultaneous sneezes, or else it'd be like have 10 mini orgasms in a row? Either way, it's gonna be very messy. :p
The Dying Start
12-02-2006, 03:29 PM
Fact: Evil Chris has resorted to quoting HIMSELF in his signature.
Fact: With his extensive and useless self quotation his signature is way to big and he should totally remove either the graphic or the quote.
Julian
12-02-2006, 03:31 PM
Hahaha I was chuckling at that a bit before
The Dying Start
12-02-2006, 03:35 PM
I must confess that i snorted at least once.
Lowee
12-02-2006, 04:24 PM
I too noticed, and fell off my chair.
Evil Chris
12-02-2006, 05:20 PM
Well yeah, I should shorten something....
mel_bound
12-02-2006, 05:21 PM
I saw it too.. haha.
Fact. I have no facts to share at present
The Dying Start
12-03-2006, 12:34 AM
Well yeah, I should shorten something....
If it was any shorter it would be a vagina. :p
Evil Chris
12-03-2006, 09:38 AM
If It was a vagina I would never leave my room.
Strider
12-03-2006, 05:26 PM
Common sense isn't all that common.
The Dying Start
12-03-2006, 05:27 PM
If It was a vagina I would never leave my room.
Amen to that, brother!!
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