What type of nose do you have?

[Boom King]

This diagram probably doesn't encompass all noses, but which one is most like your nose?

http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/739/1010108bw3.jpg

Mine is probably closest to a greek nose, but with a bit of 'ski jump' at the bottom.


I welcome nose pictures!

[wizard_23]

Who nose really?

[Boom King]

da nose nose u no.

[The Dying Start]

Dinarid probably.

[Sarah]

I've got a Kylie nose by the sound of it.

[The Dying Start]

You mean "by the smell of it", right??!!

[AnnaSeptic]

I honestly don't know. My nose doesn't really look like any of those.

[Habibster]

I'd probably say Dinarid.

[mattheal]

I voted for "I have no nose" but in actual fact my nose is most like the Arabid one

[Boom King]

next poll: what type of boobs do you have?

[The Dying Start]

I look forward to that picture chart.

[AnnaSeptic]

Me too, man. Me too.

[Boom King]

http://files.myopera.com/Dave1900/albums/2479321/Boobs.jpg

http://www.imbecile.me/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/types-manboobs-pictures.jpg

[The Dying Start]

Lawl, excellent!

[Boom King]

I think the last one on the lady boobs picture is supposed to be 'watermelons'

[The Dying Start]

I'd assume so. They're disgusting.

[AnnaSeptic]

Well, if I saw a woman with breasts that were literally that size, I'd run away, but I still think they're preferable to the cucumbers.

From that chart, I'd say I have oranges.

This website is rather interesting. http://www.bigbustsupport.com/celebrity_bra_size.html
I didn't even know there was a size E. Or ZZZ, for that matter.

[Boom King]

Interesting, I would have thought that angeline jolie is bigger than a C.

She's not on there, but I reckon christina hendricks is probably an E. They manage to make her boobs look smaller on mad men though. Or maybe they manager to make her boobs look bigger in photos?

[Boom King]

Y'know, speaking of boobs, I bought some sort of padded bra yesterday and now that I'm wearing clothes on top of it, it feels like it makes my boobs look too big. I mean, relative to what they actually look like. Especially if I put on a tight shirt, i'd feel like I was being extremely dishonest.

[worry_rock]

I think that site is very innacurate, it's someone's judgement. There is nooo way that Keira Knightly is a B cup. I don't think she even needs a bra.

There are others I also disagree with, but don't want to come off as a celebrity boobs expert, hey.

[worry_rock]

Also, I heard from a psych person that people are most likely to marry someone who has the same sized nose bridge as you, and whose eyes are the same distance apart as yours. Interesting...

[Boom King]

I wonder if eye gaze has anything to do with it. Is it harder to maintain good direct eye contact if you have close together eyes and another person has far-set eyes?

[The Dying Start]

Interesting, I would have thought that angeline jolie is bigger than a C.

She's not on there, but I reckon christina hendricks is probably an E. They manage to make her boobs look smaller on mad men though. Or maybe they manager to make her boobs look bigger in photos?

I'm pretty sure US cup sizes are one in advance of AUS sizes, ie: Angelina's a US C which is an AUS D cup.

[AnnaSeptic]

Yep, a US C cup would be a D in most places.

[The Dying Start]

Quite the handfull.

[Boom King]

I have small hands, so I reckon a B cup would be a handful for me.

[The Dying Start]

Most probably. Though you could do some testing the next time you're in a crowded mall.

[Boom King]

sounds hot.

[The Dying Start]

Sounds like a lawsuit. Hellz yeah!

[Boom King]

nah, i'll be subtle! It'd only be a lawsuit if you did it!

[The Dying Start]

You're like a pick pocket, but a pick brassiere

[Boom King]

I wonder what else I could find in there. The ladies keep all sorts of things in their bras, yknow.

[The Dying Start]

Chicken fillets, gel sachets, sacks of fatty tissue.

[damo0945]

phones, wallets, keys..

[The Dying Start]

Small animals, cutlery, origami cranes...

[Boom King]

origami grasshoppers are where it's at.

[The Dying Start]

Origami Yoda's are where at, it is.

[Boom King]

Spam without the bot part?

[mattheal]

nah they are being sneaky now, the spam is in the signature

[Boom King]

I know, but I thought maybe it was maybe a spam-human, rather than a spam-bot. Unless it's a rather intelligent spambot.

[The Dying Start]

The bots are already taking over the world!

[Caity]

I'm rejuvenating this thread seeing as how it was mentioned in this month's edition of jmag. Woo!

[tlelover91]

I'm rejuvenating this thread seeing as how it was mentioned in this month's edition of jmag. Woo!

I saw, thought WTF, clicked on new posts and there it was!

I do not know what my nose looks like, I don't think it fits into any of the categories mentioned in the poll. Hmm, maybe someone could analyse my nose and tell me what it is! :D

[The Dying Start]

Who nose!!!

[mattheal]

re-using other peoples jokes Glenn?
Who nose really?

also i thought it was yourself who brought up the what type of boobs you have... but it was Kylie :laugh:

[The Dying Start]

Yeah, it was definitely Kylie.

The journalist was probably so overcome with my post whoring that he refused to publish any reference to me!